With unemployment rates about to hit the highest numbers since the Great Depression, Americans are leaving in droves to find work in one of the few places still hiring: China.
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CRACKDOWN ON ILLEGAL DOWNLOADS
BEIJING, CHINA – China threatens military action for having songs downloaded illegally by “imperialist West.”
WORLD’S TALLEST MAN DISCOVERED
BEIJING – After checking in at a local hospital for a foot injury, a patient discovered he is the tallest man in the world!
CHAOS CLOUD SLAMS ASIA
BEIJING, CHINA – The Chaos Cloud has been spreading across Asia to finally center in on one of the world’s most polluted cities.