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TATTOO BARBIE GETS DUMPED
MALIBU, CA – Shocking the world today, Barbie and Ken have split up. In a press conference, Ken said it’s because of the tattoos.
THE SECRET TO SIX PACK ABS
NEW YORK— A team of trainers has announced over the course of every issue of Men’s Health magazine that abdominal definition is possible for the average newsstand shopper.
PENTHOUSE CLOSING
LOS ANGELES, CA – Penthouse is closing its doors for good and canceling its magazine. Free online pornography is believed to have dealt the deathblow to the publishing giant.
DR. SEUSS TRIVIA
In honor of his birthday, Weekly World News presents 15 strange facts about Dr. Seuss that you may have never heard before!
LAKE JOCASSEE’S UNDERWATER HOTEL
SALEM, SC – Video has been released of divers exploring the remains of a hotel deep beneath the man-made Lake Jocassee.
NIKE SIGNS GOD AS SPOKESMAN
LOS ANGELES, CA – Spokespeople for Nike Corporation announced yesterday the signing of God as the centerpiece of the ‘Thou Shalt Just Do It’ campaign.
BARRELEYE FISH CAUGHT ON VIDEO
MONTEREY, CA – Scientists have finally caught the barreleye fish on video, verifying it’s transparent head and internal eyes!