BOMBSHELL: MILEY CYRUS TIME-TRAVELER!

Miley Cyrus Traveled Back In Time To Try to Stop JFK’s Assassination! Miley Cyrus has been in the news for many things over the past …

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STOCK-PICKING CHIMP: THE LATEST RECOMMENDATION

Virgin Galactic, which promises to take passengers into space, is slated to go public on the New York Stock Exchange next week with the symbol …

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TAYLOR SWIFT HOLDS FUNDRAISER FOR BAT BOY!

LOS ANGELES, CA – Taylor Swift held a fundraiser in Beverly Hills last night in support of Bat Boy’s 2020 run for President of the …

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MAN HAS “STICKY FINGERS” FOR GOLD, DIAMONDS!

A man charged with robbery was actually suffering from a bizarre condition that caused precious objects to stick to him. The unnamed 33-year-old was detained …

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REAL ZOMBIES DECLARE WAR ON FAKE ZOMBIES!

HOUSTON, TX – Real zombies have had it! They are tired of the annual parade of fake zombies that appear every Halloween. And now, they …

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FRANK SINATRA BEATING UP OTHER GHOSTS!

Frank Sinatra, the legendary singer who passed away in 1998, is continuing his tough-guy ways in the great beyond. Soon after he arrived, according to …

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GIANT POLAR MONSTER ATTACKS CRUISE SHIP!

NOME, Alaska – A cruise in the Bering Strait was recently attacked and sunk under mysterious circumstances. The sole survivor of the assault on the …

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SPACE BALLS FALLING ON MIAMI!

Large metallic balls are falling on Miami. NASA confirms that the alien space balls began falling early last week. They also confirm the space balls …

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