BOMBSHELL: MILEY CYRUS TIME-TRAVELER!
Miley Cyrus Traveled Back In Time To Try to Stop JFK’s Assassination! Miley Cyrus has been in the news for many things over the past …
CLEO WAS A LEO
ALEXANDRIA, EGYPT – Cleopatra was a man – and the discovery of a secret scroll in a pyramid proves it! That’s the word from maverick …
STOCK-PICKING CHIMP: THE LATEST RECOMMENDATION
Virgin Galactic, which promises to take passengers into space, is slated to go public on the New York Stock Exchange next week with the symbol …
TAYLOR SWIFT HOLDS FUNDRAISER FOR BAT BOY!
LOS ANGELES, CA – Taylor Swift held a fundraiser in Beverly Hills last night in support of Bat Boy’s 2020 run for President of the …
MAN HAS “STICKY FINGERS” FOR GOLD, DIAMONDS!
A man charged with robbery was actually suffering from a bizarre condition that caused precious objects to stick to him. The unnamed 33-year-old was detained …
REAL ZOMBIES DECLARE WAR ON FAKE ZOMBIES!
HOUSTON, TX – Real zombies have had it! They are tired of the annual parade of fake zombies that appear every Halloween. And now, they …
FRANK SINATRA BEATING UP OTHER GHOSTS!
Frank Sinatra, the legendary singer who passed away in 1998, is continuing his tough-guy ways in the great beyond. Soon after he arrived, according to …
GIANT POLAR MONSTER ATTACKS CRUISE SHIP!
NOME, Alaska – A cruise in the Bering Strait was recently attacked and sunk under mysterious circumstances. The sole survivor of the assault on the …
SPACE BALLS FALLING ON MIAMI!
Large metallic balls are falling on Miami. NASA confirms that the alien space balls began falling early last week. They also confirm the space balls …
THERE IS NO MARS!
Scientists at the Bakersmith Astronomy Laboratory in Yuba City, California were excited this summer when they finished building the world’s most powerful telescope: the Paladin …