MEET THE MOST HATEFUL MAN IN AMERICA!
“HELLO, I HATE YOU ALL,” HE GREETED. Our story began last month when Guinness World Records, headquartered in London, anointed Ned Demeanor the “Most Hateful Man In America.” “We were … READ MORE
5 TIPS FOR SELLING YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL
WHY WAIT TO GET WHAT YOU WANT? GET IT NOW BY SELLING YOUR SOUL! You want power, wealth, a perfect body, great sex with a perfect mate and food that … READ MORE
IF I COULD TURN BACK TYPE! CHER’S TWEETING SECRET DISCOVERED!
Few Americans are as iconic as Cher. Over the decades, she has earned—and maintained—fame as a singer, an actress, a fashion trailblazer, and more. Times change, but she seems to … READ MORE
FIRST CERTIFIED HAUNTED HOTEL OPENS IN AMERICA!
NEW OWNER AND GHOSTS BECOME BUSINESS PARTNERS! Staring up at The Helstrom Hotel in Berry Hills, New Jersey, one can’t help being transported to another time, another place. The Hotel … READ MORE
A DEMON IN EVERY BURGER!
RICHMOND, TX—Welford’s isn’t as big a fast-food chain or McDonald’s, Burger King, or Wendy’s—it’s not even as big as Hardee’s or Whataburger. But it has something in common with its … READ MORE
VIKING FOUND FROZEN IN BLOCK OF ICE
SCIENTISTS WILL TRY TO REVIVE VIKING IN TWO WEEKS! WAKEHAM BAY, CANADA — A team of explorers studying glacial formations stumbled upon one of the greatest archaeological discoveries ever. They … READ MORE
GREG GUTFELD IS AN ELF!
HE CLAIMS HE WILL SAVE CHRISTMAS! He’s leaving his new hit show GUTFELD! in the next two weeks, so he can make toys for Christmas! For years there have … READ MORE
LEPRECHAUN POPULATION PLUMMETS DUE TO LUCKY CHARM POACHING!
“They’re tragically delicious!” experts say Dublin – University College Dublin issued a stark warning about the decline in Leprechaun populations. The source of the decline is the poaching of the … READ MORE
PLANET CLAIRE IS REAL!
New wave flight of fancy suddenly turns true Astronomers working at the Wescott Observatory in Coconino County, Arizona, were recently tracking a series of meteors. “It was cloudy with a … READ MORE
2,000-YEAR-OLD LETTER FROM JESUS FOUND!
NEVER BEFORE TEACHINGS & ELECTRIFYING PROPHECIES JERUSALEM — In the mountains outside the city, archaeologists found fragments of a 2,000-year-old letter written by Jesus. Fourteen religious experts confirmed that the … READ MORE