THE THREE STOOGES RETURN… AS VAMPIRES!
HE WHO NYUKS Perhaps no slapstick comedy act is as beloved as the Three Stooges, …
READ MORETHE THREE STOOGES RETURN… AS VAMPIRES!
Advertisements
MESSAGES IN A BOTTLE
THIS MAN’S NEW TWIST ON AN FORMULA HAS DELIGHTED YOUNGSTERS! J.E. Stephens was born in …
HILLARY ON MARS!
SELF-ISOLATING WITH THE MARS ROVER Where did Hillary go during the virus outbreak? The Weekly …
BUTTFISH WASH ASHORE IN FLORIDA!
MOVE OVER, PENIS FISH! HERE COME THE BUTTS! Last year, California was treated to “penis …
GOVERNMENT BANS PHRASE “GOING VIRAL”
Except for actual viruses, of course For years now, people have been using the phrase …
EINSTEIN HAS A PODCAST!
“Everyone’s Doing It,” Says Famed Genius Albert Einstein, the Nobel laureate and world-renowned scientist who …
SWARM OF BEES CAUSE CHAOS AT SPELLING BEE!
BEES TAKE FIRST! A nightmarish scene broke out this past Thursday evening when a swarm …
BANK ROBBER TAKES HIMSELF HOSTAGE!
“I got confused,” the first-time robber admits. The sleepy town of Pompeii, Massachusetts was jolted …
THE ZEEBANS ARE COMING!
AND THEY HAVE CORONAVIRUS ADVICE The world is in the grips of coronavirus fever. Every …
GOD RECALLS MORE THAN FIVE MILLION HUMANS
CITES “MANUFACTURING DEFECTS” God is adding 5.2 million humans worldwide to a major recall to fix manufacturing …