Did he even know it himself? When Barbara Carton met Jeffrey Haworth, it was love at first sight. The two of them were both pre-med students who were tiring of the grind and thinking of switching careers. “The first time we went out for a beer, just as friends, we looked at each other and … READ MORE
CALMING NERVES DURING THE STOCK MARKET SWOON! NEW YORK CITY – Bigfoot Hooker arrived on Wall Street on Thursday, March 12. Since then she has been doing her part to make sure that traders, brokers and investment bankers on Wall Street stay calm and relaxed, “Helen” first took up the profession in Northern Minnesota. But … READ MORE
Mysterious mystery writer is in pre-school! Best-selling mystery novelist Cliff Manly, whose book jackets contain no biographical information, has had his identity revealed. In reality, he is three and a half year old William “Skippy” Browning. His identity was accidentally uncovered during a trip with his mom to the supermarket when, sitting in her shopping … READ MORE
COSTA MESA, CA – Margaret Thatcher’s ghost is causing nothing but trouble for a popular Southern California pub. The Harp Inn of Costa Mesa has their fair share of characters but nothing prepared them for the unusually disorderly, expired Prime Minister. Guests and staff alike have encountered the spectral lady and love to trade stories … READ MORE
HE WHO NYUKS Perhaps no slapstick comedy act is as beloved as the Three Stooges, the group of brothers (and others) led by Moe Howard that was active from 1920 to the 1970s—and remained alive in the minds of young Americans as a result of the constant airing of their nearly 200 short films. The … READ MORE
THIS MAN’S NEW TWIST ON AN FORMULA HAS DELIGHTED YOUNGSTERS! J.E. Stephens was born in a small coastal town in Canada, and still lives there. His whole life has revolved around the ocean. He has fished. He has boated. But his favorite thing about the ocean is the bottles. From time to time, he has … READ MORE
SELF-ISOLATING WITH THE MARS ROVER Where did Hillary go during the virus outbreak? The Weekly World News has exclusive information on her whereabouts. Hillary Clinton was spotted on Mars reading children’s books to the NASA Mars rover Opportunity. When asked about the unusual storytime, Hillary answered, “I just can’t handle all the craziness on Earth. … READ MORE
MOVE OVER, PENIS FISH! HERE COME THE BUTTS! Last year, California was treated to “penis fish.” Today, on the Florida coast, it’s ‘butt fish!’ In December of last year, a storm brought thousands upon thousands of phallic-looking worms washing ashore in Marin County, California. Called “Penis Fish” by locals, these worms were quickly snatched by … READ MORE
Except for actual viruses, of course For years now, people have been using the phrase “going viral.” You’ve heard it everywhere. Maybe your friend at work told you that a cat video was going viral. Maybe your son told you that a meme of a basketball player falling was going viral. Maybe you even noticed … READ MORE
“Everyone’s Doing It,” Says Famed Genius Albert Einstein, the Nobel laureate and world-renowned scientist who died in 1955, is back, and he has a new project—a podcast. “I thought that the time was right,” said Einstein. The show, called “E=MiC Squared,” debuted last week. After an opening monologue by Einstein himself — this one handled … READ MORE