Bratty school kids can’t pull the wool over Amy Hanson’s eyes – because she has three of them and one is in the back of her head! “I haven’t had many problems with the little nippers since the first day when I turned my back and caught one smart-aleck boy mimicking me,” said Amy, 25, … READ MORE
“THE WHOLE FAMILY WAS THERE TO MEET HER,” SAYS HER LIVING SISTER. “AWKWARD.” 80-year-old family matriarch Norma Waterston of Wook, Oklahoma, has had her share of surprises over the years, but nothing could have prepared her for the shock she experienced when opening a box from Guanajuato, Mexico. The box arrival was the result of … READ MORE
Quarantine has silver-lining for longtime good-clean-fun provider Slam the Door! Americans of a certain age all have classic board games that they love: Scrabble and Othello and Monopoly, of course, but also Parcheesi and Risk, Life and Clue, Stratego and the rest. As the country comes to terms with coronavirus and new protocols for staying … READ MORE
Sal Donato plays the Weekly World News theme song Sal Donato has been performing the news for more than forty years. It all started in 1979 when he began his job as a bar piano player in Granville, Ohio. “The bar was called Mario’s,” he said. “It was a rough place, but a warm place. … READ MORE
HOLLYWOOD, CA — Production on Disney’s Mad Tea Party reportedly began in Anaheim California this week. The gritty, live-action film will be Disney’s first film with an R rating. Steven Spielberg is reportedly directing a retinue of A list names in the film. Industry insiders say that it could be one of Disney’s more expensive … READ MORE
LONE ATTENDEE EMBARRASSED AND DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED. 27-year-old Miklos Mulrooney thought he had a grand idea. With the country in turmoil over the stock market plummeting, he’d order a flash-mob to descend upon New York City and bring traffic to a halt. He was mighty disappointed when it turned out that he was the only one … READ MORE
NASHVILLE, TN – Taylor Swift was reportedly knitting booties while in quarantine. Sources close to her tell Weekly World News, that she may be the one expecting a baby. And rumors are that Bat Boy may be the father! Last October, Bat Boy was being chased by the FBI once again – trying to get … READ MORE
Brilliant Scientist ExplainS Himself! George Sackett is, by any measure, one of the brightest guys around. He has PH.Ds in no less than five disciplines —mathematics, history, sociology, statistics, and something called “advanced demographic stochastic oscillation” — from five of the world’s finest universities. So when his brother, Ken, a therapist, called George and asked … READ MORE
Conan to use robots. “It’s a hipper vibe.” Most of the networks’ late-night talk shows, currently on hiatus because of the coronavirus, will be back in production in April, say sources, using audiences composed of inflatable dummies and puppets. Says one network executive, “It’s the safest way to go.” Says stand-up psychologist Dr. Emile Arschloch, … READ MORE
Sal Donato has been singing the news for more than a half-century years now. What does that mean? It means that everywhere he has lived—Western Pennsylvania, upstate New York, suburban New Jersey, and a brief stint in the Maze District in Canyonlands National Park—he has spent his Friday nights digesting the events of the week … READ MORE