NEAR GUAM – After Google developers introduced the new branch of Google Earth, users discovered a never before seen sea monster lurking in the images!
Mutants
MOUNT REDOUBT WEBCAM
MT. REDOUBT, AK – Scientists set up a webcam on Mount Redoubt to monitor volcanic activity, but discovered more than they bargained for.
ZOMBIE ATTACK IMMINENT
AUSTIN, TX – A group of brave citizens hijacked a roadside sign to warn of a possible zombie outbreak!
STAN LEE SUED BY SUPERHEROES
NEW YORK, NY – Several real-life superheroes claiming to be the inspiration for years of Marvel Comics work are seeking $750 million in back pay from Stan Lee.
MISS AMERICA SASQUATCH SCANDAL
LAS VEGAS, NV – The 2009 Miss America competition was rocked by scandal after a cryptid was discovered in their midst!
BAT BOY CRASHES INAUGURAL BALL
WASHINGTON, DC – Bat Boy and Obatma brought their usual mischief to President Obama’s inaugural celebration.
ARREST IN PEANUT BUTTER SALMONELLA OUTBREAK
NEW YORK, NY – Mr. Peanut was taken into custody this morning at his Upper West Side home.
CAUSE OF HUDSON RIVER PLANE CRASH
NEW YORK, NY – US Airways flight 1549 made an emergency water landing in the Hudson River just after 3:30pm yesterday afternoon.
BAT BOY BACKS DAMON WEAVER
CANAL POINT, FL – After backing Barack Obama’s presidential campaign, Bat Boy is throwing his support behind someone more his size.
GIANT LOBSTER ATTACKS DIVER
UPDATE – The killer crustacean has finally been identified as George the giant lobster’s son!