Folks, I’m so steamed up right now I could melt the paint off a battleship! They’ve gone and done it this time. Plopped a 60-foot Kim Kardashian balloon right smack in the middle of Times Square like it’s some kind of national treasure! I saw the pictures, and let me tell you, I nearly choked … READ MORE
I’m madder than a porcupine in a balloon factory over this Zelensky-Trump-Vance circus in the Oval Office last week! That meeting got my blood pressure higher than a cat’s back in a dog pound. I’m talking about that so-called “meeting” between President Trump and that Ukrainian fella, Zelensky. Now, don’t get me wrong. I love … READ MORE
Sparking Joy, Losing Millions: Man Must Buy Landfill After Marie Kondo’d His Drawers, throws out Bitcoin Wallet Lost Bitcoin Wallet Turns Minimalist Dream Into Nightmare A man who once prided himself on decluttering his life now faces an expensive reality—he accidentally threw away a hard drive containing millions in Bitcoin. Inspired by Marie Kondo’s philosophy, … READ MORE
Police corgi Caught “SLEEPING” During Shift In a shocking turn of events, a Chinese police corgi has reportedly been disciplined for being “bored” on the job, proving that no one—not even man’s best friend—is safe from workplace scrutiny. The canine, a highly trained K9 officer, was seen yawning excessively and showing signs of disinterest during … READ MORE
“Gary Holt Has Parted Ways with Gary Holt… and Also Welcomes Back Gary Holt” In what is being described as the most Groundhog Day-esque moment in thrash metal history, Exodus has fired its entire lineup—including and especially Gary Holt—only to immediately rehire itself. The official statement, released via the band’s Instagram page, read: “Exodus have … READ MORE
THE ZOMBIE WEDDING
A young couple holds their wedding during the Zombie Apocalypse. But he’s a zombie, and she’s human. And he is HUNGRY.
WEEKLY WORLD NEWS REPORTERS are there to cover it all
– while trying to stay alive!
GET READY FOR THE WEDDING OF YOUR (UN)DEAD LIFE!
The popular children’s card game “Go Fish” has been declared illegal. The Federal Dept. of Fish and Wildlife, due to environmental concerns. For generations, children have enjoyed this simple game, in which one player asks the other “Do you have any __?” With ___ being a particular card, like a seven, or a Jack. If … READ MORE
BRICK RIVERS ON “THE CLOWN WITH NO NAME” TRILOGY’S SURVIVAL. In 1967, American movie audiences flocked to theaters to see “The Man With No Name” spaghetti western trilogy, released in Italy in 1964 – 1966. “A Fistful of Dollars,” “For A Few Dollars More” and “The Good, The Bad and the Ugly” reinvented the Western genre and made an international movie … READ MORE
THE ZOMBIE WEDDING In a heartwarming and slightly horrifying turn of events, a young couple from New Jersey has defied all odds—and common sense. They by decided to go through with their wedding during a full-blown zombie apocalypse. The bride, a radiant human with a love for adventure, and the groom, a charming zombie with … READ MORE
Cryptocurrency has taken the financial world by storm. It offers new and innovative ways to invest, trade and make profits for cryptocurrency traders. However, what if we told you there is a cryptocurrency that doesn’t deal in dollars or Bitcoin, but instead, it trades in compliments? That’s right! A new app is making waves in … READ MORE