MAN SELLS SOUL TO DEVIL
DEVIL DEMANDS REFUND! Over the years, Weekly World News has encountered the Devil aka “Lucifer,” “Satan” and “Scratch” in stories that have spanned the globe. When this reporter received a … READ MORE
Brick Rivers
MOB WAR AVOIDED THROUGH SPELLING BEE
LEARNING TO SPELL “CARNAGE” HELPS THEM AVOID IT! Law enforcement agencies across the nation are breathing a sigh of relief, today, after a full-blown Mafia war was averted through, of … READ MORE
ALIENS ABDUCT COUPLE, DON’T PROBE THEM!
“ON A CERTAIN LEVEL, I’M DISAPPOINTED,” SAYS MAN. It’s not very often that a civilian is invited into Groom Lake, which is the official title of Area 51. It’s the … READ MORE
MEET AMERICA’S “MOST REPULSIVE MAN!”
AND HIS HOUSE IS EVEN WORSE! (EDITOR’S NOTE: WWN is publishing this story because the world needs to know about it – although we vowed to Brick Rivers not to … READ MORE
FLATULENCE SAVES MAN FROM KIDNAPPERS!
“THANK GOD I HAD THAT THIRD BURRITO,” HE EXPLAINS When a black van roared up to Vincent Gardini’s vintage woody wagon in Los Angeles’ Diamond District, forcing him onto the … READ MORE
IS TV’S TONY DANZA OUT TO ‘OUT-GOOP’ GWYNETH?
HIS “BRING ON THE FUNK” FRAGRANT CANDLES ARE DESIGNED FOR MEN. No one can deny that Tony Danza is a Renaissance Man. The beloved TV actor has been, over the … READ MORE
TITANIC TEETH DENTISTRY TO CLOSE
“WE’VE KEPT MEGA-MONSTERS MUNCHING FOR FIFTY YEARS.” Dr. Vincent DeCarlo stands in his small factory in Newark, New Jersey, surrounded by oversized teeth. For the last 50 years, Titanic Teeth … READ MORE
TWO WELL-DIGGING BROTHERS DISCOVER UNDERGROUND EMPIRE!
AND IT’S RUN BY WEIRD KIDS! Slim Dubrow and his brother, Pickens, lean next to their battered pick-up truck adjacent to a nameless Kansas field. They have a tale to … READ MORE
BEVERLY HILLS BIRTHDAY CLOWNS GO ROGUE!
WITHOUT GIGS, THEY TURN TO A LIFE OF CRIME It’s one o’ clock in the morning and a camouflaged clown car sits in the shadows near Beverly Glenn Boulevard. The … READ MORE
WEREWOLVES ON WHEELS TO CALL IT QUITS
AMERICA’S OLDEST OUTLAW PACK NOW HISTORY The leader of Werewolves On Wheels, America’s oldest outlaw biker gang, sits outside a bowling alley in Barstool, California and sighs. His name is … READ MORE