BRUTE TAMED BY PIXIES!
“I WANTED TO CHANGE MY LIFE BUT…PIXIES? SERIOUSLY?” HE SAYS By all accounts, until recently, …
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WOMAN MARRIES HER TEDDY BEAR!
“UNLIKE MOST MEN, HE LISTENS WHEN I TALK.” After being kicked in the head by …
VAMPIRES LEAVING LOS ANGELES
“THIS TOWN SUCKS,” SAYS LEAD VAMP. “NO PUN INTENDED.” For decades, the Los Angeles chapter …
AMERICAN BEARS VOW NOT TO ATTACK CAMPERS WEARING MASKS!
“WE HAVE TO PRESERVE OUR FOOD SOURCE!” DECLARES GRIZZLY “It really is an environmental first,” …
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MAN POSSESSED BY MAGIC 8 BALL!
“HE’LL NEVER GIVE ME A STRAIGHT ANSWER,” SAYS WIFE. According to Missy Smith of Failedview, …
GIANT GREEN FOOT FOUND IN JOLLY GREEN VALLEY RIVER!
RESIDENTS FEAR FOR THE LIFE OF THEIR GIANT! Citizens of the Jolly Green Valley in …
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GUNSLINGER REINCARNATED AS STRIPPER!
“AFTER I BRANDED MY KID SISTER, MY PARENTS SUSPECTED SOMETHING WAS WRONG,” SAYS THE BEAUTY. …
WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO SPATULA!
“I WAS HOPING FOR POWER TOOLS,” SAYS DISAPPOINTED HUBBY When word leaked out that a …
LACK OF FIREWORK DISPLAYS FORCED THOUSANDS TO LIGHT THEIR FARTS
“I ATE A LOT OF BEANS SO I COULD SHOW MY TRUE PATRIOTISM,” SAYS LOCAL …
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POSSESSED HOME FLEES EXORCIST!
“I’VE NEVER SEEN A HOUSE ACTUALLY SPRINT,” SAYS POLICE CHIEF When Weekly World News was …