NETWORKS TO REPLACE SHOWS WITH CARTOON VERSIONS?
“WE’VE ALREADY PAID FOR THE SCRIPTS, SO WHAT THE HELL,” SAYS EXEC With all live-action …
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ELDERLY COUPLE OUT FOR JOY RIDE GET CARJACKED!
LEAD POLICE ON TWO-HOUR LOW-SPEED CHASE! SAYS ONE COP: “THIS MADE O.J.’S GETAWAY LOOK LIKE …
EASTER BUNNY UNION CANCELS EASTER DELIVERIES!
“We tried using facemasks. It was like hopping around in a big sack!” says union …
HEARING IMPAIRED MAN WASHES HAMS!
WHEN TOLD OF HIS MISTAKE, HE RESPONDS: “I THOUGHT IT SEEMED WEIRD…BUT, WITH TRUMP?” Police …
HOUSE INFESTED BY GARDEN GNOMES!
Exterminators are stymied! “What were we going to do? Shoot them?” When Phil and Amelia …
“PASSION OF THE CHRIST ON ICE” TOUR CANCELLED!
“IT WASN’T THE VIRUS,” SAYS PRODUCER. “IT WAS THE SHOW.” The Hyman Group has pulled …
TV MEDICAL SHOWS DONATE SUPPLIES TO HOSPITALS
OTHER SHOWS TO FOLLOW SUIT As America grapples with the coronavirus outbreak, a small army …
PRODUCTION SUSPENDED ON CLINT EASTWOOD’S COOKING SHOW
“Go ahead, make my grub,” was intended as the slogan for Clint Eastwood’s cooking show, …
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WOMAN REUNITED WITH LONG-DEAD SISTER
“THE WHOLE FAMILY WAS THERE TO MEET HER,” SAYS HER LIVING SISTER. “AWKWARD.” 80-year-old family …
NYC FLASH MOB DISRUPTS NOTHING
LONE ATTENDEE EMBARRASSED AND DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED. 27-year-old Miklos Mulrooney thought he had a grand idea. …