CHAOS IN CALIFORNIA GUN CLUB!
MEMBERS PANIC AS AN UNARMED COUPLE IS SPOTTED! Police in Glenfarthy, California descended in force on the “Stand Your Ground Gun Club” shooting range after panicked members began calling 911 … READ MORE
Brick Rivers
GNARLY MONSTER SURFACES IN NYC!
NOBODY NOTICES When WEEKLY WORLD NEWS heard rumors of a gnarly monster stalking New York City, we began to investigate. Unfortunately, no New Yorkers had heard of this prehistoric creature. … READ MORE
ATTACK OF THE WEREMEN!
UNLIKE WEREWOLVES, WEREMEN ARE WOLVES WHO CHANGE INTO HUMANS WHEN THE MOON IS FULL AND BRIGHT! The floor of the darkened forest, with its thin tendrils of mist grasping towards … READ MORE
EDGAR ALLAN POE … STAND-UP COMEDIAN?
HISTORIAN HAS PROOF THAT POE DABBLED IN TITTERS BEFORE TERROR! Everyone knows that Edgar Allan Poe was a master of horror, both as a tale-teller and a poet. But Professor … READ MORE
ALIEN SPY CALLS COPS ON NOSEY HUMAN NEIGHBOR
“SHE’S BLOWING MY COVER!” HE EXCLAIMS Professor Emir Zolton has a problem, actually two: he’s an alien spy from the planet Javlon and he has a neighbor who won’t leave … READ MORE
EVICTED BUTCHER PUTS CURSE ON TOWN!
“WE’RE BEING ASSAULTED BY LIVERWURST!” SAYS CITIZEN The town of Maudlin, Mississippi had been coping with the pandemic and the ensuing financial problems well enough. But hell broke loose right … READ MORE
NEWEST U.S. JUDGE IS 5-YEARS-OLD!
AND HE HATES “MEANIES!” While “adults” across the nation play a political game of “Mad Libs” concerning election fraud, the small town of Facepalms, Florida, is actually prosecuting a proven … READ MORE
NY WOMAN STALKED BY RUSSIAN SUB!
SHE BLAMES DATING APP Like many single people, Sadie Lamar’s life was turned upside down because of the pandemic, but she never thought that she’d be stalked through NYC by … READ MORE
MEET THE GORILLAS OF WALMART!
THEY EVEN HAVE CREDIT CARDS! Walmart has nearly 5,000 stores in America, but only ONE can claim mountain gorillas as regular customers. When WWN heard about these extraordinary customers, we … READ MORE
MAN SELLS SOUL TO DEVIL
DEVIL DEMANDS REFUND! Over the years, Weekly World News has encountered the Devil aka “Lucifer,” “Satan” and “Scratch” in stories that have spanned the globe. When this reporter received a … READ MORE