SOY MILK TURNS BOY INTO WARTHOG!
“HE’S STILL OUR SON,” DECLARES FATHER. “WE JUST HAVE TO WATCH THE TUSKS.” “SOY MILK …
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TED CRUZ DARES THE HULK TO FIGHT DONALD TRUMP
AND THEY BOTH ACCEPT! Weekly World News has learned that Republican Texas Senator Ted Cruz …
FLATULENCE SAVES MAN FROM KIDNAPPERS!
“THANK GOD I HAD THAT THIRD BURRITO,” HE EXPLAINS When a black van roared up …
MYSTERIOUS CLOWNS TERRIFY TOWN
“YOU’RE AFRAID TO OPEN THE MAIL BOX BECAUSE OF THE CONFETTI BOMBS,” SAYS MAYOR Just …
HOLLYWOOD SET TO RE-OPEN!
“WE MIGHT HAVE TO LAMINATE THE ACTORS,” SAYS ONE PRODUCER. According to Agence France-Presse, California …
ARE YOU JUDGEMENTAL?
Brick Rivers interview Dr. Fletcher Peetsake, author of the new bestseller “Are You Judgmental?” (Note: …
MAN CLAIMS ‘UNLUCKIEST MAN IN AMERICA’ PRIZE FOR THIRD YEAR IN A ROW.
HE ARRIVES TO CLAIM PRIZE IN AN AMBULANCE The State of Montana is known for …
READ MOREMAN CLAIMS ‘UNLUCKIEST MAN IN AMERICA’ PRIZE FOR THIRD YEAR IN A ROW.
MAN USES MUMMY WRAPPINGS WHEN HE RUNS OUT OF TP
“IMAGINE OUR EMBARRASSMENT WHEN THE MUMMY WOKE UP!” SAYS THE MAN. Last March, when orders …
BEACHED WHALE FOUND IN NEW JERSEY BASEMENT
“WE BLAME CLIMATE CHANGE,” SAYS POLICE A 125,000 pound beached whale was discovered, today, in …
HERE COMES KING KOW!
SAYS STUNNED DAIRY FARMER: “I THINK IT WAS SOMETHING IN THE WATER.” When rumors starting …