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MAYANS: FRANCE WILL SURVIVE THE APOCALYPSE

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The  Mayans announced today that when the world ends on December 21, 2012 – France will survive!

Mayans predicted the end of the world – and they are convinced that they will be proved correct.  But WWN has learned that they also predicted that France will survive the apocalypse.

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Mayan scholar, Dr. James Bellanca told WWN:  ”It seems illogical that the world will end, but a single country will survive.  But what the Mayans have said is that the world – meaning all the humans – will vanish on December 21, 2012.  But, after carefully examining a recently unearthed tablet, it is clear that the Mayans predicted that anyone who is in France at the time of the Apocalypse – will survive.

This might explain why thousands of people are flocking to the  foothills of the Pyrenees, to a tiny village nestled amid breathtaking landscapes.

Bugarach … the place to spend Christmas this year?

Bugarach, with its two narrow streets, 176 residents, little agriculture, scores of wild orchids and virtually no pollution, was barely heard of a few years ago. Now, it’s arguably the most famous village in France, known variously as  ”the village at the end of the world” or  ”chosen village”, or “the doomsday destination”.

According to Mayan prophecy the sleepy village of Bugarach will be the capital of the new world, France.  The mayor, Jean-Pierre Delord, a farmer in his 60s, was the first to report the apocalyptic forecast about France. He mentioned it at a council meeting, suggesting special security measures, perhaps army logistics, to handle an influx of visitors in December 2012. Someone at the meeting told the local press and before long world news agencies and Japanese TV crews were pacing the cobbles asking baffled villagers their views on armageddon.

Bugarach peak, which some believe will be spared the apocalypse.

Some in Bugarach believe that an alien spaceship from Planet Zeeba will come on December 21, 2012 and save all the residents.  However, Dr. Bellanca told WWN that there will be no alien rescue of humans on the Mayan doomsday date.  ”No, all of France will be saved.  No aliens will come to save the people of Bugarach.  But, the Mayans predicted that those people who are in Bugarach on that date, will be come the rulers of the new world.  So, if you want to be a King or a Queen in the new world – pack your bags for Bugarach.”

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The French government is proud that they are the “chosen people” of the Mayans.  ”We always knew we were special and this confirms it,” said former President Sarkozy.  ”French people are much more evolved than any others on the planet.  This has been obvious for centuries.”

 

50 Responses to “MAYANS: FRANCE WILL SURVIVE THE APOCALYPSE”

  1. me says:

    is it a kind of promotion to get more people go to france?
    still don’t believe it

  2. Ron Sinclair says:

    In the first place, this whole thing about the world ending isn’t going to happen unless we keep burning down trees and stuffs. We’ll die out of heat.

    Why only France is safe? If it’s neighbouring country got hit by this apocalypse, it would also be affected. This whole piece of news sounds like a fake to me.

  3. islamic says:

    this thing is a fake !!! its a new world order!!!!!! freemason planning to conquer this earth !

  4. duuen says:

    what a joke

  5. jerome says:

    this is all crap men… Who do you think you are,.? If there will be a end of the world you will be the first ti die… such a ruckus,

  6. mharck says:

    if this is true why only france can survive in apocalypse? there have no proof that the prediction is true … there have many prediction that is not true… dont make people bother for this thing… dont scare your self.. thanks

  7. unknown says:

    you thing this is One Piece animation or what the new world were meant for those who treat others well . end of the world my ass the if the world were meant to end so be it . That doesn't mean all well die those who are god fearing will leave and never speak about the end of the world again all this lies can go to hell

  8. jack says:

    BULL SHIT

  9. amachi says:

    bitch please
    end of world when..
    -when muslim already extinct
    -sun is up in other way..
    -many gay n lesbi
    -many big buiding
    -has a fog
    sorry if my english is bad

  10. Nick Kelso says:

    Are you serious people? I'm 99% sure that this is a satiricial article aimed to make fun of the "end of the world" deal. Just chill out.

  11. gelicsa says:

    no one knows when the world ends ONLY GOD!!

  12. Shido says:

    The world ended already in truth. Look at the chinese calendar and its like 5000 years. so 2012 already pasted. France turned out not to be chosen and besides if the world were to be destroyed everyone will die wont matter were u are.

  13. noobstyle says:

    the choosen one!!!!dont make me giggle this article is Noob and just trash…

  14. DDD says:

    GREAT PUBLICITY FOR FRANCE

  15. johnnyka87 says:

    gr8 a boost for french ego 9like it isnt humongous alredy)

  16. acer says:

    you moron!!! today is 12-26-12 and yet i survived and i'm not even in france! where is your alien spaceship now? caught i a traffic!!! this article is bullshit and trash. let me tell you this, 12-21-12 is not the end of the world, it is simply the end of their calendar. why don't you try searching google for that.

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