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CHAOS CLOUD SLAMS ASIA


BEIJING, CHINA – The Chaos Cloud has been spreading across Asia to finally center in on one of the world’s most polluted cities.

According to Shai Oster’s article in the Wall Street Journal, the Chaos Cloud is wreaking havoc across the continent, presumably in unhappiness over the pollution problems. China’s habit of coal burning has caused its air quality to plummet. The World Health Organization has found that 750,000 people die prematurely each year from respiratory problems, and acid rain falls on 30% of the country.

Experts believe that the Cloud is unhappy over so many premature deaths. It is predicted to touch down in 2014 and destroy the world in total chaos, and presumably wants as many human lives to end as possible.

The Director of Ministry of Environmental Protection is currently hiding under his desk and refusing to release any public statements.