GEZHAI, CHINA – An alien monkey has taken control of a small village in China.
Chinese villagers first feared the alien monkey that stepped out of a blue alien spaceship (before it disappeared).
But the alien monkey, that Extraterrestrial experts believe is from Planet Zeeba, spoke fluent Mandarin and told the villagers that he had come down to help the Villagers.
Locals first panicked when Mao Xiping, a housewife from the village of Gezhai, in Henan province, central China, found the scraggy simian stealing cucumbers from her flat.
She thought it was a harmless rabbit, until she noticed it had an ‘alien face’ and her neighbors agreed it was like nothing they had ever seen before.
The alien monkey then spoke to Mrs. Mao and said that he had come in peace. The alien, nicknamed Yao Bo by villagers, said he wanted to help the Villagers restore their farms to health. The town had been devastated by a drought in the past few months.
A surly neighbor, Bing Zong, took snatched the alien monkey and caged in a washing basket and demanded that officers place it under arrest.
But Mrs. Mao came to rescue and brought Ling Bo home.
Experts were last night examining the alien monkey to make sure he was in full alien health. John Malley, an alien expert on the U.N. Panel of Extraterrestrials, flew to China and confirmed that the alien monkey was in full health and that he was, indeed, from Planet Zeeba.
Ling Bo was elected mayor of Gezhai last night.
Are you sure this isn't just an earth monkey that was experimented on?
Common Breed Blue UFO or IFO IDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT the truth Comes out UFOS are legal to explain now tell all I know they pull animals into UFOs with lasar to extract the blood in groups aliens the micro surgery is how Aliens lift off road why they fly low do penguins and zeeba is up to lots tricks UFO magazine maps out these locations of some UFO strikes on EARTH ARTICLE MAP yes its magazine title is UFO .
Alien monkeys got to eat too, you know.
Are you sure it's an ALIEN monkey?
Yes it is
Somebody tell Mrs Mao it's an alien rabbit and see what happens!
That's not funny.
This is a monkey who got in a bag that belonged to a drug runner and in this bag contained alot of coke and as you can see kido's dont do drugs or you'll look like that……………………..on to the next.
Looks like a Tarsier Monkey
He's a fraud – monkey's from the planet Zeeba are blue and have three testicles (the females have the normal five testes).
It isn't an ALIEN monkey. It is an earth monkey that was experimented on.
You are an idiot.
your post is very interesting. Thank you so much for sharing such a wonderful thought.
Man, this monkey hing looks very creepy…. I can't believe that it's real.
hiuppe
Is it true. dat the monkey came from outside worlds.
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