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KATE MIDDLETON IS PREGNANT!

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LONDON – Queen Elizabeth announced that Princess Kate Middleton is pregnant!

Kate Middleton is pregnant with Prince William’s first child.   The announcement was made by Kate with her friend Victoria Beckham standing at her side.

Beckham reportedly encouraged Kate to have a baby  because “it is one of the best things in the world.”

Royal insiders believed that Kate would get pregnant within the first two years of her marriage to Prince William, but everyone was surprised at how fast it happened.

“Prince William and Princess Kate recently spent over fifteen hours in the Royal Suite at Buckingham Palace,” said Royal butler, Thomas Hillstrom.  “They spent quite a lot of time ‘enjoying’ each other’s company.”

Here’s Kate on her wedding day:

Many in England are now speculating that Kate was pregnant at the time of the wedding, but lost the child.  However, Royal gynecologist, Dr. Fritz Barnwell,  said “Kate was definitely not pregnant at her wedding. We know this because the Queen had us test her to ensure that she was without child.  But today, at Prince William’s request, we performed pregnancy tests on Kate and we can confirm, decidedly, that she is one month  pregnant.”

Queen Elizabeth is thrilled to learn that she will have her first great-grandchild.  Prince Charles, however, is not so happy.  “What’s the point of having a baby, when the world is about to burn up.  We must all stop using fossil fuels, we must kill all the cows, and we must plant as many trees as possible,” Prince Charles said before getting onto his private jet in Los Angeles with twenty-five members of his staff.

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733 Responses to “KATE MIDDLETON IS PREGNANT!”

  1. sarahphillip says:

    SHE ISN'T A PRINCESS JUST PLAIN KATE MIDDLETON WORKINGCLASS TAKEN HER HUSBAND ON THE ROAD TO WORKINGCLASS LIFE.

    • Lana says:

      I think so too

    • live and let live says:

      Oh get over it!! Both of you are just green with jealousy, secretly envying the fact he chose Kate and not YOU TWO!
      You would be jealous and bitter whoever he married unless it were you!
      And whether she is royalty or working class what does it matter??!! He loves her, he chose her and I very much doubt either one of you two are a "lady"

    • Anna B. says:

      that is freaking hateful. no appreciates a sore loser. get your ass off the chair and get a life.

  2. sarahphillip says:

    WHERE IS THE PRINCESS YOUR TALKING ABOUT .KATE IS KATE MIDDLETON NOT A PRINCESS FAUX OR REAL..

  3. @1982Elfje says:

    Hope there will be more attention for Hyperemesis. It's terrible to be so sick you can't eat or drink, I know. My gynacologist said I should see a Psycologist!! Like i was mentally ill!!! After 2 pregnancy's with 9 moths of throwing up all the time, I know how it must feel, being in the hospital … Good luck for Kate, it will be allright! And congratulations! Love from Holland.

  4. Gloria N. says:

    I think it would be wonderful for them to have a girl… she would be the 1st female heir to the throne. History in the making!

  5. Kathy says:

    I had hyperenesis gravidaram my self with my last child I was very ill with both my girls my doctor said it was a sign of twins or very feminine females on board since the excess estrogen from me and my daughters made both sick and itchy. I was sick throughout both pregnancies with girls and healthy as a horse with my first child a son. I hope you do well with medical support.

  6. Bushy armpits girl says:

    IN canada we have the queen's picture on postage stamps meaning we have to lick her behind each time we mail
    an envelope….a sharp decrease in stamp sales is expected when that clown Charles acceeds to the throne.

  7. Ralph says:

    Well, it's about time! I just hope they don't name the baby "Charles." ;-p

  8. Lana says:

    I am russian and I don't like your princess. She looks like a girl from the neigbours, she is not a lady like princess Diana. It's a pity that William married her

    • live and let live says:

      Why…? Do you think YOU'RE any better "Lana?!"
      Pity that he chose her and not you lol?!!! HA HA HA
      Stop getting jealous, let them live their life and be happy!!

    • Sara says:

      If you have nothing nice to say than do not say it at all !

    • thank good im not from west europe says:

      If you r russian I think you should go back there

    • GUEST says:

      What does RUSSIAN has to do with liking a princess? Yeah, and you russians are very lady like? You are drunks and gold diggers.
      I am russian. . . . LOL.

    • Iris says:

      Then what the hell are you doing complaining about BRITISH ROYALTY when ur an idiotic RUSSIAN boooo hooooooo Lana didn't marry royalty?! Word of advice no one likes a pathetic envious idiot

    • Anna B. says:

      that is so stupid lana. you don't have to say that. B.Y.T. I'm American.

  9. vera marques says:

    OMG Sarah Doyle that's what u learn by reading too much gossip magazines and watching too much Jeremy Kyle, get yourself a bit more education will ya…Why don't u judge yourself???U don't have the right to judge no one but yourself, who on earth are u???Not a royal I assume…You just sound a total hypocrite!!!

  10. papy says:

    is princess kate pregnant?

  11. rwats2001 says:

    This needs to be their new song…. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taZ4Ki2LKs4

  12. sophie thomas says:

    lol

  13. cor says:

    u people out there…..its none of ur business if she is princess or soon a queen. afterall Kate is glamouros, beautiful and sexy before the eyes of Prince William….sorry for u girls Prince Willian didnt choose UUUUUUU. so mind ur own business…Prince william didnt even asked ur opinion?????????????poor uuuuu. Kate God bless u

    • Iris says:

      Soooo agreeee like wtf ppl. Just cuz ur life is a misery doesn't give you the right to blame it on other with your envy, it just makes you look disgusting undesirable and pathetic!

  14. Dulinda says:

    Ofcourse she is a princess. As pretty as Diana! Why the hell people are jelous on this lady?

  15. Iris says:

    Lmao all of you are sooooooooo jealous it's fucking hilarious! Lmaooooooooo if I were Kate and reading this I'd be laughing my fucking ass off. While u ppl sit and post she's living a great life (yes full of pressure and idiotic bastards like you ppl) but that's easily ignored when you have such a diverse life to live. Ha u ppl crack me up.

  16. Wanda Hajde says:

    I think it is awesome that Kate is pregnant, she is as pretty as Diane was, I just hope that the duchess doesn't have to go through what Diane did with the Queen. And I hope it's a boy God Bless Heidi

  17. ConcernedinCanada says:

    Before you begin making comments on a person you do not even know, perhaps you should reflect upon what real beauty is. Are you "beautiful"?

    Have you lived life long enough to have the experience and where-with-all to make such comments? Do you know what beauty even is?

    Are you able to walk around being watched by millions every minute of everyday of your life as gracefully as Kate has? You can do it better?

    Honestly, you give people a bad name just for being so shallow and naive to the world around you. Think before you speak. THINK!

    The intelligence of our world continues to decline. Sigh.

  18. kc says:

    first of all i thaught she couldnt get prego. make up ur mind ppl.

  19. Bushy armpits girl says:

    This just out on CNN…William gives press conference stating he will request a paternity test as soon as the baby is born.WOW !It appears that Kate was alone with her father in-law in late sptember early October while William was away on military duty.Camilla is said to be hiding in her room since about 2 weeks and the queen herself
    has not spoken to Charles in weeks. Stay tuned

  20. Monique says:

    Kate you are awsome amd Prince Wiliam is awsome awsome…We love you both and pray for healthy baby and Mom….You are the best …Do not give any attention to all this junk…..

  21. Alicia says:

    Rotten people wishing ill and putting Kate down..get a life!

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