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KATE MIDDLETON IS PREGNANT!

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LONDON – Queen Elizabeth announced that Princess Kate Middleton is pregnant!

Kate Middleton is pregnant with Prince William’s first child.   The announcement was made by Kate with her friend Victoria Beckham standing at her side.

Beckham reportedly encouraged Kate to have a baby  because “it is one of the best things in the world.”

Royal insiders believed that Kate would get pregnant within the first two years of her marriage to Prince William, but everyone was surprised at how fast it happened.

“Prince William and Princess Kate recently spent over fifteen hours in the Royal Suite at Buckingham Palace,” said Royal butler, Thomas Hillstrom.  “They spent quite a lot of time ‘enjoying’ each other’s company.”

Here’s Kate on her wedding day:

Many in England are now speculating that Kate was pregnant at the time of the wedding, but lost the child.  However, Royal gynecologist, Dr. Fritz Barnwell,  said “Kate was definitely not pregnant at her wedding. We know this because the Queen had us test her to ensure that she was without child.  But today, at Prince William’s request, we performed pregnancy tests on Kate and we can confirm, decidedly, that she is one month  pregnant.”

Queen Elizabeth is thrilled to learn that she will have her first great-grandchild.  Prince Charles, however, is not so happy.  “What’s the point of having a baby, when the world is about to burn up.  We must all stop using fossil fuels, we must kill all the cows, and we must plant as many trees as possible,” Prince Charles said before getting onto his private jet in Los Angeles with twenty-five members of his staff.

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733 Responses to “KATE MIDDLETON IS PREGNANT!”

  1. Kim says:

    I'm so happy for them. I sympathise with the morning sickness. All children are beautiful but their's will be gorgeous and most of all be happy and not to much pressure from the press.
    What is wrong with Charles…..what stupid timing to make that remark!

  2. Rosemary says:

    It's wonderful news for Kate and William. They have every right to have a family like every other woman also has. So what that her/his parents are not going to want for anything and they are very fortunate at that, but all these not needed comments are rediculous, it's just jealousy from others who may not have been so successful in getting pregnant. William and Kate will make wonderful parents as they have both had excellent parents to follow. Well done to them both.

  3. Lucy Stevens says:

    So happy

  4. Norah says:

    Congratulations Kate and Wills – so happy for you guys :) A Royal Baby needs a Right Royal Name – get in on it… http://www.facebook.com/groups/387124728037332/ xx

  5. haoeidlw says:

    i guess a girl

  6. Caroline says:

    Beautifully put Rosemary
    Wonderful news!

  7. Meike says:

    How lovely!

  8. Evelyn says:

    Hope it's a girl, Call her Patricia for noble one

  9. noddy says:

    oml so happy
    mus hope itsa true

    congrats

  10. Brian says:

    I sure would hate to see Camilla's reaction to this! Congratulations, Kate and William!

  11. ,matt says:

    girl. name her diana

  12. joan says:

    what a wonderful christmas present for them all. Congratulations.

  13. Bushy armpits girl says:

    Good for the lovely couple.However ,what proof do you have that it will be Willi's first child?Rumors have abounded
    about his attending gang-bangs in Switzerland and the French Alps.WWN needs to investigate…the public has a
    right to know.Dont forget prince Charles double timing with that horsy Camilla….as father as son

  14. Bushy armpits girl says:

    Good for the lovely couple.However ,what proof do you have that it will be Willi's first child?Rumors have abounded
    about his partaking in more than just a couple gang-bangs in Switzerland and the French Alps.

  15. Bushy armpits girl says:

    I think Bat boy should be the God father.

  16. No Body says:

    Big Flippin Deal. I'm not Subject of that God Awful Country so I could Care less, She's having a baby. Congrats, now move on to REAL news.

    • mana says:

      If you did not really care …. why waist your time in reading the news + spending time on answering..??? odddd??

  17. boushra says:

    i guess a girl

  18. Evelyn says:

    CONGRATULATIONS IT THINK IT WONDERFUL AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU BOTH

  19. psyQopath says:

    Wow…47 pages of comments for this? Who gives a shit about this crap.

  20. Marla Hufton says:

    So happy to hear this beautiful news! God bless you all and may your child be as beautiful as you both are.. May this child bring you so many more happy years to come!!

  21. Ella says:

    can't believe prince charles said that! He was probs joking…

  22. simplelori says:

    im so happy for them ….. hope its baby girl im sure its beautiful as her mom…+6309293556357 philippines

  23. sarahphillip says:

    UNROYAL CHILD IS COMING KATE AND WILLIAM NEVER THE MONARCHY JUST WORKINGCLASS.

  24. sarahphillip says:

    nEVER ROYAL KATE AND WILLIAM.HOOKER CLOTH KATE MIDDLETON LEARNING HER PARTYING WAYS FOR THE FUTURE WORKINGCLASS CHILD WITH WILLIAM..

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