LONDON – Queen Elizabeth announced that Princess Kate Middleton is pregnant!
Kate Middleton is pregnant with Prince William’s first child. The announcement was made by Kate with her friend Victoria Beckham standing at her side.
Beckham reportedly encouraged Kate to have a baby because “it is one of the best things in the world.”
Royal insiders believed that Kate would get pregnant within the first two years of her marriage to Prince William, but everyone was surprised at how fast it happened.
“Prince William and Princess Kate recently spent over fifteen hours in the Royal Suite at Buckingham Palace,” said Royal butler, Thomas Hillstrom. “They spent quite a lot of time ‘enjoying’ each other’s company.”
Here’s Kate on her wedding day:
Many in England are now speculating that Kate was pregnant at the time of the wedding, but lost the child. However, Royal gynecologist, Dr. Fritz Barnwell, said “Kate was definitely not pregnant at her wedding. We know this because the Queen had us test her to ensure that she was without child. But today, at Prince William’s request, we performed pregnancy tests on Kate and we can confirm, decidedly, that she is one month pregnant.”
Queen Elizabeth is thrilled to learn that she will have her first great-grandchild. Prince Charles, however, is not so happy. “What’s the point of having a baby, when the world is about to burn up. We must all stop using fossil fuels, we must kill all the cows, and we must plant as many trees as possible,” Prince Charles said before getting onto his private jet in Los Angeles with twenty-five members of his staff.
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My opinion if this is a true fact why can't everyone be happy for newlyweds as well as the rest of the Royal Family
They are like everyone else when people here good news .Give them the privacy that they deserve and need when the time comes I'm sure the world will know the truth and not fiction ,
Well this is definitely a good news, especially after the "photo controversy". Everyone would definitely be excited to see the royalty's cute baby! But admit it, the fashion forward community is also looking forward to what Kate Middleton would be wearing. Are we all ready to see branded maternity clothes? Well I am!
This is one very insightful article. It’s content that puts me in a pensive mood. You know you’re reading valuable content when it provokes thought in the readers. Thank you.
As usual, this tabloid got it wrong. This article is over six months old and no expectant mother.
I will not believe it until I see the baby bump.
Great parents born great child.!!
not this again, magazines have been saying this for months, i'll believe it when i see her holding the baby!
I'll believe it when the Palace makes the official announcement. Until then it's all a guessing game.
I just want to know when is the press going to stop calling her Kate Middleton. Her real name is Katherine Duchess of Cambridge.
actually, it is Catherine
Yes, this stupidity makes me upset too. They should start calling her The Duchess of Cambridge. They should have some respect.
charles is a turd
Just praying for healthy child….. God bless….
Hey get a life.
Firstly The Queen is already a great grandmother and butlers do not talk if they wish to kep their job.
When she will 3-4 months will will hear, probably from Charles ' office . Give them a break!
I, too, will believe it when I see them holding the baby. That will be some beautiful baby they will have if and when it happens.
In the meantime, the Queen and Prince Charles and Camilla can go stuff it. And if it is true, which I doubt, without more confirmation, then I’m very happy for them.
I am fairly sure that this is a joke story….. come on, a butler wouldnt talk like that, Prince Charles wouldnt say all that and…lol….. its a joke story guys, calm down
Yeah, and everyone knows that Peter gave the Queen her first Great Grandchild.
I'm sure they'll have a beautiful baby!
God bless you Kate&Will!
Bye!
Pia
A child to be born with a Golden spoon
Twins will do. why not?
Congralutations! I am so happy for them! Xxx
I am so happy for them!! Can't wait to find out if it is a boy or girl!! A healthy baby is very important as well!!
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Very happy for them…. Charles and that uguly old hag he is married to can take the dirst train to HELL!!
Cheerio & all that rot
lucky the baby can get what they want not fair
Aparently Kates in hospital, maybe theres something wrong with the baby.
Be happy Kate! I wish you to be lucky mother! I want my daughter also to have baby ,like you darling! So nice you will be mam!
It's been announced by the palace. No joke!