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KATE MIDDLETON IS PREGNANT!

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LONDON – Queen Elizabeth announced that Princess Kate Middleton is pregnant!

Kate Middleton is pregnant with Prince William’s first child.   The announcement was made by Kate with her friend Victoria Beckham standing at her side.

Beckham reportedly encouraged Kate to have a baby  because “it is one of the best things in the world.”

Royal insiders believed that Kate would get pregnant within the first two years of her marriage to Prince William, but everyone was surprised at how fast it happened.

“Prince William and Princess Kate recently spent over fifteen hours in the Royal Suite at Buckingham Palace,” said Royal butler, Thomas Hillstrom.  “They spent quite a lot of time ‘enjoying’ each other’s company.”

Here’s Kate on her wedding day:

Many in England are now speculating that Kate was pregnant at the time of the wedding, but lost the child.  However, Royal gynecologist, Dr. Fritz Barnwell,  said “Kate was definitely not pregnant at her wedding. We know this because the Queen had us test her to ensure that she was without child.  But today, at Prince William’s request, we performed pregnancy tests on Kate and we can confirm, decidedly, that she is one month  pregnant.”

Queen Elizabeth is thrilled to learn that she will have her first great-grandchild.  Prince Charles, however, is not so happy.  “What’s the point of having a baby, when the world is about to burn up.  We must all stop using fossil fuels, we must kill all the cows, and we must plant as many trees as possible,” Prince Charles said before getting onto his private jet in Los Angeles with twenty-five members of his staff.

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733 Responses to “KATE MIDDLETON IS PREGNANT!”

  1. Delores says:

    My opinion if this is a true fact why can't everyone be happy for newlyweds as well as the rest of the Royal Family
    They are like everyone else when people here good news .Give them the privacy that they deserve and need when the time comes I'm sure the world will know the truth and not fiction ,

  2. Sam Weber says:

    Well this is definitely a good news, especially after the "photo controversy". Everyone would definitely be excited to see the royalty's cute baby! But admit it, the fashion forward community is also looking forward to what Kate Middleton would be wearing. Are we all ready to see branded maternity clothes? Well I am!

  3. brahim says:

    This is one very insightful article. It’s content that puts me in a pensive mood. You know you’re reading valuable content when it provokes thought in the readers. Thank you.

  4. Marc Jordan says:

    As usual, this tabloid got it wrong. This article is over six months old and no expectant mother.

  5. thanh truc says:

    I will not believe it until I see the baby bump.

  6. Terapi Ion says:

    Great parents born great child.!!

  7. trista says:

    not this again, magazines have been saying this for months, i'll believe it when i see her holding the baby!

  8. Deb says:

    I'll believe it when the Palace makes the official announcement. Until then it's all a guessing game.

  9. cjl1029 says:

    I just want to know when is the press going to stop calling her Kate Middleton. Her real name is Katherine Duchess of Cambridge.

  10. the Grandma says:

    charles is a turd

  11. Robyn says:

    Just praying for healthy child….. God bless….

  12. M Evelyn says:

    Hey get a life.
    Firstly The Queen is already a great grandmother and butlers do not talk if they wish to kep their job.
    When she will 3-4 months will will hear, probably from Charles ' office . Give them a break!

  13. shoozey says:

    I, too, will believe it when I see them holding the baby. That will be some beautiful baby they will have if and when it happens.

    In the meantime, the Queen and Prince Charles and Camilla can go stuff it. And if it is true, which I doubt, without more confirmation, then I’m very happy for them.

  14. Fudge says:

    I am fairly sure that this is a joke story….. come on, a butler wouldnt talk like that, Prince Charles wouldnt say all that and…lol….. its a joke story guys, calm down :)

  15. Pia says:

    I'm sure they'll have a beautiful baby!
    God bless you Kate&Will!
    Bye!
    Pia

  16. Axel says:

    A child to be born with a Golden spoon

  17. Allan Paul says:

    Twins will do. why not?

  18. Lorenia says:

    Congralutations! I am so happy for them! Xxx

  19. Georgene Bean says:

    I am so happy for them!! Can't wait to find out if it is a boy or girl!! A healthy baby is very important as well!!

  20. Jsjkristi says:

    Very happy for them…. Charles and that uguly old hag he is married to can take the dirst train to HELL!!

  21. EricIndiana says:

    Cheerio & all that rot

  22. amy says:

    lucky the baby can get what they want not fair

  23. Ellie says:

    Aparently Kates in hospital, maybe theres something wrong with the baby.

  24. Khalima says:

    Be happy Kate! I wish you to be lucky mother! I want my daughter also to have baby ,like you darling! So nice you will be mam!

  25. Sandra says:

    It's been announced by the palace. No joke!

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