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KATE MIDDLETON IS PREGNANT!

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LONDON – Queen Elizabeth announced that Princess Kate Middleton is pregnant!

Kate Middleton is pregnant with Prince William’s first child.   The announcement was made by Kate with her friend Victoria Beckham standing at her side.

Beckham reportedly encouraged Kate to have a baby  because “it is one of the best things in the world.”

Royal insiders believed that Kate would get pregnant within the first two years of her marriage to Prince William, but everyone was surprised at how fast it happened.

“Prince William and Princess Kate recently spent over fifteen hours in the Royal Suite at Buckingham Palace,” said Royal butler, Thomas Hillstrom.  “They spent quite a lot of time ‘enjoying’ each other’s company.”

Here’s Kate on her wedding day:

Many in England are now speculating that Kate was pregnant at the time of the wedding, but lost the child.  However, Royal gynecologist, Dr. Fritz Barnwell,  said “Kate was definitely not pregnant at her wedding. We know this because the Queen had us test her to ensure that she was without child.  But today, at Prince William’s request, we performed pregnancy tests on Kate and we can confirm, decidedly, that she is one month  pregnant.”

Queen Elizabeth is thrilled to learn that she will have her first great-grandchild.  Prince Charles, however, is not so happy.  “What’s the point of having a baby, when the world is about to burn up.  We must all stop using fossil fuels, we must kill all the cows, and we must plant as many trees as possible,” Prince Charles said before getting onto his private jet in Los Angeles with twenty-five members of his staff.

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735 Responses to “KATE MIDDLETON IS PREGNANT!”

  1. ciara says:

    doesnt look pregnant to me
    and even if she is, it wont affect my life that for sure!

  2. J Atkinson Jeffers says:

    My King James Bible says;- " go forth and multiply." We were blessed with one son. Thank God.

  3. Jess says:

    My little brother has just come back from Vegas and said that in all the papers are pictures and 'Congratulations'. Scrawled across every front page!

  4. makorka says:

    if you look at the pics of her in singapore, she looks like shes had botox done – much fuller face and all. or maybe she is pregnant!

    kate is looking much healthier then on the royal wedding day. must be down to pregnancy, as that would be their first prioritynow surely?

  5. makorka says:

    shes definately pregnant, just wait for the announcement already

  6. makorka says:

    saw the pics of her in singapore and she looks much fuller in the face and healthier. definately pregnant or really good botox.

  7. parrotheadtink says:

    Proof positive that you can't believe everything you read on the internet. Duh.

  8. Pamela Rose says:

    Congratulations,on the pregnancy to all the royals involved.Continue to be happy and healthy ,God's blessings during your pregnancy.All best in the future.

  9. Pamela Rose says:

    Congratulations on the pregnancy, to you and everyone involved.May Kate and William be blessed with God's blessings through out the pregnancy.Stay healthy and happy as you become parents.Many blessings ,all the best in the future.

  10. KAREN says:

    May the Good Lord protect that special Baby within your Womb and keep all mother Kate healthy as well and bless william as well as they enjoy together a Special Gift From You! Amen…

  11. christina hardy says:

    I think if William and Kate our pregnant it is their special blessing from god and people and the paparazzi should leave them alone and let them be happy in privacy. Lol but that won't happen.

  12. Emlia Morgan says:

    This is truly a blessing for her and Prince William especially it's their first born. Since it's her first time to carry a baby in her womb, I'm sure this is a challenge for Kate, but I'm quite positive that she'll do great during her pregnancy. She just needs to watch out on her diet though so that the baby will remain healthy. When I had my first born, the doctors even advised me to take artificial sweeteners during pregnancy since too much sugar could be bad for the baby.

    • Jerry Hoover says:

      you dont believe this do you? Dont you think if she was expecting that the Royal family would make an announcement? I would take anything this rag has to say with a grain of salt.

  13. Cant beleive the stuff about the naked pictures

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  15. Starscreamer says:

    Did you check it this "Baby" will not be the queens frist great grandchild. she has two already but peter phillips and his wife. check your fact moron.

  16. jodie makinson says:

    omg congradilations kate and william and all the royle familyi think you are gowing to havea boy from jodie anne makinson xxxxx

  17. josie says:

    Congratulations on both of you

  18. Joana Itekale says:

    I think, if prince William and Kate have a baby, will be nice so that ,they will have their own family and their child will support them in what ever they doing inside the royal family.And also to keep them when they are getting old.

  19. Bam says:

    You guys know that this is fake, right? She was photoshopped to make it look like she's having a baby.

  20. lilly says:

    oh god she pregant with twins
    boy or girl?

  21. Chris says:

    you people really should find a better source of information…the last paragraph should be a good indication that this 'news' is total bs. The queen already as great grandchildren…William's cousin has 2 children already!!

  22. sne says:

    all of this is rubbish just go get your own lives and stop living other peoples

  23. get real says:

    If she were pregnant, she wouldn't be so anorexically skinny!

    When the female body has too low a body fat % the reproductive system actually shuts down, making her infertile. (This is because the body would never be able to carry a baby to term under such starvation situations.)

    One day we're all going to be reading books and magazines about Kate's weight loss and anorexia (starting just after the engagement), and thinking "why didn't we see it?" Just like we did about Diana

  24. 1 great grand child this news site needs to do its research the queen had her first great grand child last year savannah and there second this year in march Isla Elizabeth Phillips, from parents Peter and Autumn Phillips please get your facts right and I'm not even a journalist and I know this

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