LONDON – Queen Elizabeth announced that Princess Kate Middleton is pregnant!
Kate Middleton is pregnant with Prince William’s first child. The announcement was made by Kate with her friend Victoria Beckham standing at her side.
Beckham reportedly encouraged Kate to have a baby because “it is one of the best things in the world.”
Royal insiders believed that Kate would get pregnant within the first two years of her marriage to Prince William, but everyone was surprised at how fast it happened.
“Prince William and Princess Kate recently spent over fifteen hours in the Royal Suite at Buckingham Palace,” said Royal butler, Thomas Hillstrom. “They spent quite a lot of time ‘enjoying’ each other’s company.”
Here’s Kate on her wedding day:
Many in England are now speculating that Kate was pregnant at the time of the wedding, but lost the child. However, Royal gynecologist, Dr. Fritz Barnwell, said “Kate was definitely not pregnant at her wedding. We know this because the Queen had us test her to ensure that she was without child. But today, at Prince William’s request, we performed pregnancy tests on Kate and we can confirm, decidedly, that she is one month pregnant.”
Queen Elizabeth is thrilled to learn that she will have her first great-grandchild. Prince Charles, however, is not so happy. “What’s the point of having a baby, when the world is about to burn up. We must all stop using fossil fuels, we must kill all the cows, and we must plant as many trees as possible,” Prince Charles said before getting onto his private jet in Los Angeles with twenty-five members of his staff.
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Is a blesssing to have child while married
congratulations in your first child
i cang belive she is pregnant!!!!!!!!
i cant belive it
No Way!!! Prince Charles comment is nice ain’t it
Kate not be pregnant.If so who’s baby? Ha ha! Jew Man’s baby,it fatal of her,I know who is it.
the world is doomed he says….as he gets into his PRIVATE JET to go about the world adding to the pollution!
Well put Brenda,
First time I've ever placed a comment ever.
I can not help but feel an affection towards Kate & William – I always have.
If she is indeed pregnant I am happy ….I'm sure that if Prince Charles could cast his memories back to his elation upon confirmation of mutual life he had created and future with that he would be overwhelmed with joy….
if not…the mind boggles.
I feel that there is a match made in heaven between Kate & Wiliiam…to the point where neither will be focused on the pessimism of the world, including 'pollution' I love them.
Approved?
Well put Brenda.
Can not help but feel sad for him that he's either forgotten or never experienced that joy beyond all other…
The precious gift of life to love and nurture from conception until forever.
…as for pollution ?…..a separate issue I believe. As is a life reflected on with regrets and pessimism.
Kate and William exude a genuine love, loyalty, respect and commitment for each other.
A love that sets a solid foundation and environment for lives created together.
They may be rich in materialistic terms but this 'richness' will never surpass their true LOVE.
You are all so funny she maybe pregnant but why does that have any thing to do with you also to everyone who is being mean towards sarah or kate If you dont have anything nice to say dont speak at all, Sarah doyle your comment was quite nasty and you should really not have said it you do not no her so why say
Good grief. Never read a so fictitious news article. Definately pmsl
For the over-creative journalist and editor – for your information Peter Phillips has two children with his wife Savana. As Peter is a Grandchild of the Queen that would make his children Great Grandchildren to the Queen.
It is great
Wow that is so great that Kate Middleton is pregnant and about her divorce its pretty shocking to me become they were such a beautiful couples and i don't know what they are doing and they had such a big wedding in London and the people in London was so happy to see then together and I'll pray that they don't get separated from each other,they should thing what is right for them and wrong,thing about the child they'll be having soon,thing about that plizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
wow that great to here that Kate Middleton is pregnant and is shocking to me that they going to have a divorce and that is not okay, i mean that thing wisely before u do something wrong,we like when u 2 are together…………..
They aren't getting a divorce you nitwits!!!! They are both happily married and will be forever. Charles seriously this world aren't going to come to a end. Clearly you haven't done anything to make the fossil fuels be limited!!!!
You are illiterate and you ramble and make no sense. Why so bitter?????
that's great that Kate Middleton is pregnant ,best of luck!!!
got to love this shit…fuckin' lovely
just made my day .
Congratz both of you,for the good news.It's a gift from God….
Is it true that Kate Middleton is pregnant ! yet not get any news for confirmation but if anybody sure reply me
Obviously a spoof article but one day it will come true. Any offspring of that pair, of course, will be incredulously dense yet given huge amounts of undeserved wealth. A ghastly family with no place in the modern world.
I agree its great that Kate & William are expecting their first child….I see that some of the info printed above is not correct…..Kate & Williams' child will not be the first great grandchild for Queen Elizabeth & Prince Phillip…it will be the 3rd one after Savannah & Isla (the 2 children of Autumn & Peter Phillips).
There has been no official confirmation of a royal pregnancy in the UK, therefore this article is pure speculation. I would not believe everything you read online these days. Also people, question the source of information. This webpage doesnt have any real credibility, it appears someone has got way to exited and ahead of themselves.
I do have to admit, kate does look pregnant though. Her figure is much fuller and her complexion is looking much more radiant. At this stage its just a guess, but we will have to wait for the royals to make an official announcement to know if its true or not. I do think that they will start their family next year for sure, once they have completed their over seas tour this september. Kate wont want to leave it later then 31 years old.
kate looks much older then 30 due to such dramatic weight loss. not good to look much older then your husband.
Congratulations!!!!!!!
saw mrs cambridge at the paralympic games (i am working there and so got in free to watch some events) and she does not look pregnant at all.
Shes tall and super skinny with lines in her face, and her stomach is washboard. Dont trust all the pictures you see online.
I DID NOT LOOK PREGNANT UNTIL io WAS FOUR MONTHS ALONG.kATE IS ONLY ONE MONTH.
iT IS HER FIRST PREGNANCY SO SHE WILL NOT SHOW YET.
shes not pregnant
Entirely fictitious. The sheer level of stupidity required for people to actually believe this amazes me.
The Queen already has great-grandchildren.
I found it interesting that Charles was not happy about being a grandfather. He is never happy when the limelight is taken from him. Charles, I found it interesting that you said everyone needed to stop using fossil fuels just as you were getting into your private jet. I guess you meant everyone butte you. Yes, I spelled it the way I meant it. Only a butte would say such a stupid thing. Maybe William and Kate will forgive you one day and let you see your grandchild. I'm not sure I would though.