LONDON – Queen Elizabeth announced that Princess Kate Middleton is pregnant!
Kate Middleton is pregnant with Prince William’s first child. The announcement was made by Kate with her friend Victoria Beckham standing at her side.
Beckham reportedly encouraged Kate to have a baby because “it is one of the best things in the world.”
Royal insiders believed that Kate would get pregnant within the first two years of her marriage to Prince William, but everyone was surprised at how fast it happened.
“Prince William and Princess Kate recently spent over fifteen hours in the Royal Suite at Buckingham Palace,” said Royal butler, Thomas Hillstrom. “They spent quite a lot of time ‘enjoying’ each other’s company.”
Here’s Kate on her wedding day:
Many in England are now speculating that Kate was pregnant at the time of the wedding, but lost the child. However, Royal gynecologist, Dr. Fritz Barnwell, said “Kate was definitely not pregnant at her wedding. We know this because the Queen had us test her to ensure that she was without child. But today, at Prince William’s request, we performed pregnancy tests on Kate and we can confirm, decidedly, that she is one month pregnant.”
Queen Elizabeth is thrilled to learn that she will have her first great-grandchild. Prince Charles, however, is not so happy. “What’s the point of having a baby, when the world is about to burn up. We must all stop using fossil fuels, we must kill all the cows, and we must plant as many trees as possible,” Prince Charles said before getting onto his private jet in Los Angeles with twenty-five members of his staff.
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This would not be the Queen's first great grandchild. Peter Phillips daughter holds that priviledge
It’s brilliant! I think it its beyond good for Kate to be pregnant. The queen may likely die without seeing the royal baby so the sooner the better. I am not being disrespectful to Her Majesty it’s just her age. I wish Her Majesty well and the newly pregnant Princess Kate! Thank you!
I hope that she is fitted to be called princess… as a matter of fact William have to guide her along everytime they attend any event together.. it's completely contrast from the Late Princess Diana.. I hope she I mean, Dutches of cambridge will shine that's all
Look at the queen mum she lived to be over a 100 year"s old maybe Queen Elizabeth will do the same?
another twat for the family
cant stand royal family all useless do nothing for our country , get rid of the polish thats why british cant work
william isnt the father he has a low sperm count and cant get it up , kate had an escort sent to her place to do the job propaly
Are you fucken dumb? Get a damn life. You must be an American, cause the Royal Family is greatly connected to Canada. Go put some cream on your red fucken neck.
You must be american.
what is a propaly?
u must also dont have too sperm
In fact your wrong the royal family have a massive inpact on our country and also how do you no that william has a low sperm count
You're an idiot……get rid of the Polish…who the hell are you? & what nationality are you? What's that got to do with the british not being able to work you moron!
shut your mouth you racist Brit. Maybe you're just too lazy to work as hard as others.
Why is Peter Phillip not called Prince Peter?
As long as I know.. He is called Lord Peter as for Zara is Lady Zara right ?
What poor taste (disgusting really) for the writer to say that there was a lot of moaning coming from the royal baby making suite (or quite whatever classless person said it). I mean, grow up! Does someone stand outside of William and Catherine's bedroom listening for sounds of lovemaking or something? Again, simply classless.
Frank Lake this article is hilarious! Yes, kate middleton is preggo
and announced the new heir to the throne stood next to posh spice lmfao! I’m sure a butler sold a story about their sex scenes at the palace and that price charles absolutely quoted that resiculois quote! I can see why you aren’t a top journalist, however, really dunny stuff there and the mere fact that all these people who have commented believe you is even better, I think you should write more, perhaps do British politics next, that will be an amusing read!
I certainly would hope the press and news outlets learned their lesson with the Duke’s mother, Diana, paid with her life as a result of the constant media & tabloid attention. Leave the couple alone do they can live free from the constant media frenzy. When there is something of importance from the lives of the Royal Family that the public has a need to know, the well trained and professional staff from the palace press office will make the appropriate announcement. Until then , leave them alone and allow them the courtesy to live their lives without the tasteless and insensitive hunt from all media outlets.
Yes!!!!! This is great news. Congratulations Kate and William. Best of luck.
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unless the Palace confirms that Kate is with child. Leave them alone. and stay in love like they are now
No one is a prefect parent it takes time to be a good parent. kate and prince william We are happy for you. congrad. The queen will help as being the great grandmother. another ryal baby is great for the world. he or she will learn from their parents about history and will do the right thing when the time comes. Again congrads toPrince William and Princess Kate. will keep you both in our prays. god bless.
Great! Yehey….! Princess Kate be careful and take care!
Wonderful news about Kate & William we are very excited here in Sydney Australia. It is lovely that both Kate & Crown Princess Mary are pregnant at the same time. Xoxoxo
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I think that if Catherine has a girl, in light of the Queen who spent do many years as Queen she should name it Queen Elizabeth !!!. unless Camilla is the Queen then I would name her hear Diana!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don"t know if Prince William and Princess Catherine are expecting a child or children but if they are congrat"s to you both as having a child or children is a wonderful event.
I am a true royal fan and watcher of the royal family every time there"s a special on t,v and i"m also a part of the common wealth an proud of it.
I have read some of the comment"s some of the people have made on here and there just rude and uncalled for grow up an respect what we have as a nation .
I hope that if Prince William and Princess Catherine are expectingand they have twin"s if possible then they would be blessed 2 x over .
I don"t feel putting down anyone is right and it is uncalled for whether you live in England or another part of the world .
It"s a wonderful thing if they are going to be parent"s i have a feeling that they will be wonderful at it as you can see how Princess Catherine and Prince William take to children .
They are loving and caring people and i find they are doing a wonderful job with whatever they are doing .
Their wedding was wonderful to watch i am so glad i din"t miss out on watching it on t.v although i wish i could have been in England to see it up close .
I know i'M very happy for them if they are expecting if this is not another false alarm like one of the paper"s were trying to say they were befor.
I"m curiouse on why some people hae to bash other"s even if they are the royal family they are human too just like you and i even though they are rich and are royal.
Life"s to short to hate people just because they have money and they are royal yes the people pay for some thing"s in England but not for everything if i lived there i would be proud to know i helped out and not complain about everything .
If i could have one wish my wish would be to meet the royal family but that won"t ever happen because i couldn"t afford to pay the air fare an stay there.
So for now i just sit here an read the good thing"s that they do an for the bad thing"s people say about them they are just rude an need a life of their own.
So for those people who put them down stop and take a look at yourself befor you go and bash them for they are like i said human just like you and i .
I for one am sick of seeing people talking badly about them it's not their fault they were born into royalty it"s just the way it go"s .
If we had a choice of who are parent"s were some would pick to be royal i bet but we don"t have that choice and some i bet would just wish they had money enough to survive in life.
Whatever the case is be happy for Prince William and Princess Catherine if they are expecting a baby or baby's because they i know will be wonderful parent"s to their child or children .
No matter what people think of them or the rest of the royal family they are doing good thing"s for their country and our"s
Dana Terriah
she is not so young to have a baby
good to know dat kate is pregant but afterall they had sex to have their own baby why people are so jeolous about them….? right na prince william & princess kate enjoy happy life
oh so early m shock so fast they did it mostly royal people dont do it so fast they must have been waiting to fuck each other na so must have been did sex on wedding day hahahaaaaahaaa shame kate cant have been waited to put his ……. inside your fuck off have lots royal family
princess kate dont have too big boobs to hunger her baby anyways good to have your first baby
Funny how they don't show any photos of her stomach… Just a thought …
Congrats!! Xoxox! Why are people so jealous?? They had sex just like any other couple would!! And they were granted with a baby or two. Stop hating them and making rude comments about them. They are living a happy life. .
Do people actually log into this "spoof" site thinking it is real what a bunch of wallies.
You fucking american asswipes! Kate isn’t pregnant, or else it would have been all over the BBC. And I watched the Jubilee broadcast, and Kate said nothing about a baby. So zip up your bloody mouths and delete the article before Parliment find it and send your whole company down the loo about false accusations towards the Royal Family.
Cool story, bro!