LONDON – Queen Elizabeth announced that Princess Kate Middleton is pregnant!
Kate Middleton is pregnant with Prince William’s first child. The announcement was made by Kate with her friend Victoria Beckham standing at her side.
Beckham reportedly encouraged Kate to have a baby because “it is one of the best things in the world.”
Royal insiders believed that Kate would get pregnant within the first two years of her marriage to Prince William, but everyone was surprised at how fast it happened.
“Prince William and Princess Kate recently spent over fifteen hours in the Royal Suite at Buckingham Palace,” said Royal butler, Thomas Hillstrom. “They spent quite a lot of time ‘enjoying’ each other’s company.”
Here’s Kate on her wedding day:
Many in England are now speculating that Kate was pregnant at the time of the wedding, but lost the child. However, Royal gynecologist, Dr. Fritz Barnwell, said “Kate was definitely not pregnant at her wedding. We know this because the Queen had us test her to ensure that she was without child. But today, at Prince William’s request, we performed pregnancy tests on Kate and we can confirm, decidedly, that she is one month pregnant.”
Queen Elizabeth is thrilled to learn that she will have her first great-grandchild. Prince Charles, however, is not so happy. “What’s the point of having a baby, when the world is about to burn up. We must all stop using fossil fuels, we must kill all the cows, and we must plant as many trees as possible,” Prince Charles said before getting onto his private jet in Los Angeles with twenty-five members of his staff.
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"The happy couple has not been seen for the last ten hours – but there’s been a lot of moaning coming from the Royal Babymaking Suite." Hilarious!! Thanx for the laughs!
1 great grand child this news site needs to do its research the queen had her first great grand child last year savannah and there second this year in march Isla Elizabeth Phillips, from parents Peter and Autumn Phillips please get your facts right and I’m not even a journalist and I know this
Can people just leave Kate and will alone how cares if she is pregnant
All you fuckwits that actually believe this…lmao!
whatever, doesnt even warrant a comment
yes
to much information!!
to much…or too much ?
As a working person who tries to earn my living I bother don't bother who is pregnant or become Princess.
I know to get a position you must be qualified after working hard in university and going to a lot of interviews or ELECTED!!!!!!
I'm sorry, but this is ridiculous. Whether she is pregnant or not, this type of slanderous journalism is disgusting.
I doubt highly that the Queen, of all people, would have demanded Kate take a test before her wedding.
And the Butler who was quoted, if it is even a real quote, should be fired and never have the opportunity to work in that line of work ever again.
This is a despicable report and should be removed from the site, or at least, edited.
i was gonna coment but you said it for me
it's Journalism is pathetic, What is done behind closed doors, STAYS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.. DON'T BUY THE RAG MAGAZINES,,, BECAUSE IT ONLY SUPPORTS THIS PROPAGANDA. GOD BLESS WILLIAM & KATE!!!
This is funny – what is funnier is that people think it is real
If I Got A Baby Girl Then I would Call Her Jemima If I Had A Boy Then I Would Call Him Jack
your highness
if it is a girl a lovely name should be princess Arousa Katherine and if a boy Prince Jamal William Phillip
Your Highness,
well if you have a girl i hope you call her Diana, after all it could be her spirit being reincarnated, in fact likely so. She was not ready to give up her boys and this her way of being with them again. But whatever you do I wish you and Prince William all the best. I have watched Dianas wedding at like 3am and i got up to watch yours, you were very beautiful. And i am sure you both could feel Diana there with you.
This baby is not the Queen’s first great grand child. Princess Anne’s son who married Autumn (a Canadian woman) has two children so this will in fact be the Queen’s third great grand child.
The reason why they test her before they got married was that if she was pregnant then that child would not be a heir to the throne. Only after the marriage would a pregnancy occur, then that child would be a heir.
This is ALL garbage……….there are too many haters in this world……get a life.
This Article is nice, but we have to study deep……..
Scientist Aaryan http://7pulse.blogspot.in/
Stop using fossil fuels… then gets on his jet… good grief.
Im so excited for the two of them, congrats to you both on having a healthy baby!
This Article is nice, but we have to study deep……..
Scientist Aaryan http://7pulse.blogspot.in/
I thought Prince Charles was supposed to be an intelligent man. The more I hear from him and see him, the more disgusting he seems. No wonder Diana had so many problems. Living with that ogre must have been a trip.
He is talking about planting trees, killing cows, and not burning fossil fuels as he takes off in his private jet??? What a bold-faced, ugly idiot!! Glad he's the grandfatherly type (sarcasm alert). Run Kate, run!
I totally agree with you Susan.
Charles comes off as jealous of his son. He should be expressing happiness for Kate and William for their first child on the way, not express contempt as if to say "how dare you two conceive a child at a time like this".
There will always be bad in this world, but good always out weigh the bad, otherwise, none of us would exist.
CHARLES NEEDS TO GET A LIFE!
CONGRATULATIONS! KATE AND WILLIAM ON YOUR FIRST BUNDLE OF JOY!
Why is this writer so pent up with writing about what goes around closed doors… saying: "They spent quite a lot of time ‘enjoying’ each other’s company” and "but there’s been a lot of moaning coming from the Royal Babymaking Suite." This is disgusting to children and why on earth would people in their right minds want to hear these things? Just give us the news that she's pregnant – no need for these kinds of dirty details.
What a load of rubbish. Firstly if and when she is or does become pregnanat, do they not know that the baby will NOT be the Queen's first great-grandchild. Do the British not know that Peter Phillips and his wife have a baby
girl. Such nonsense is printed all the time. Why do they not leaver them alone and when the time comes it will
be announced properly.
I would have expected a National announcement, before a magazine article. As for Charles, well he is well known for his radical statements.
As he married Diana, only to produce heirs and certainly never loved her. His wife Camilla, now sports a "Diana" style hair do, which was to me personally a very obvious change of hair style, after she passed away.
If this article is fact. I wish both William & Kate every happiness. Both have taken time to know each other and not rushed into marriage, which I believe will see their love only become stronger.
My fav. royal is Princess Mary of Denmark, but William & Kate are definiately just below them. Very today in their outlook, in most things and very informal. A most welcome change.
We are informed That Kate Middleton is not pregnant.
We are informed that a Chinese Australian woman, Her name is Xiao Juan Holder( Her other name: Xiao Juan He, DOB 09/10/1963) might pregnant with Prince William's child in Sydney, Australia, currently.
We are informed that they might plan to kill Xiao Juan Holder when Xiao Juan Holder 'll give birth to Prince William's child( if not abortion). Then They might lie to the world that the child is Prince William and Kate Middleton's 1st child.
FIRST of all, ONLY Buckingham Palace will announce pregancies, births and deaths. SECONDLY, this is NOT her first great-grandchild. Her oldest Grandson, Peter Philips (Princess Anne's son) has 2 children with his Canadian wife, Autumn. Whoever wrote this article did not do their esearch
Never heard such a load of old tripe in my life!!!
yay
congratulations