LONDON – Queen Elizabeth announced that Princess Kate Middleton is pregnant!
Kate Middleton is pregnant with Prince William’s first child. The announcement was made by Kate with her friend Victoria Beckham standing at her side.
Beckham reportedly encouraged Kate to have a baby because “it is one of the best things in the world.”
Royal insiders believed that Kate would get pregnant within the first two years of her marriage to Prince William, but everyone was surprised at how fast it happened.
“Prince William and Princess Kate recently spent over fifteen hours in the Royal Suite at Buckingham Palace,” said Royal butler, Thomas Hillstrom. “They spent quite a lot of time ‘enjoying’ each other’s company.”
Here’s Kate on her wedding day:
Many in England are now speculating that Kate was pregnant at the time of the wedding, but lost the child. However, Royal gynecologist, Dr. Fritz Barnwell, said “Kate was definitely not pregnant at her wedding. We know this because the Queen had us test her to ensure that she was without child. But today, at Prince William’s request, we performed pregnancy tests on Kate and we can confirm, decidedly, that she is one month pregnant.”
Queen Elizabeth is thrilled to learn that she will have her first great-grandchild. Prince Charles, however, is not so happy. “What’s the point of having a baby, when the world is about to burn up. We must all stop using fossil fuels, we must kill all the cows, and we must plant as many trees as possible,” Prince Charles said before getting onto his private jet in Los Angeles with twenty-five members of his staff.
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u r soo mean to her she would be a great mother =)
please can you stop being mean to my sister or i shall get the queen to look at this page and get you traced down and arrested
such rubbish she is not even pregnant yet. how can such lies be printed about people.
I watched their wedding ceremony, they were so happy, and Kate, yeah i do believe she is going to be a great mother to their children, i can saw the love in her face, and happiness in her face. She is definitely going to be a great mother. Love u Kate.
And by the way, for all of u who said bad stuff to the future Queen of England. Why can't you shut the hell up, you're just jealous that she's now becoming one of the royal one, and also because Wills married her. Wills married her coz of her beauty, her kind, her care and most of all he LOVE. And for people like u, ewwww cant even luk at your face, you're so freaking ugly and yeah f..king face….
think thats all from here,,n best of luck to William and Kate visits to Tuvalu…
oxoxo
if its true then congats to the family. wish you best of luck..and if its not true hope it will
Would somebody please tell me how long Kate and Will were married? According to this article they have been married for only five days. I would think that she would be showing a bit by now.
yeah.right.
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Thanks for share . I like it !
Just a bit of logistics here: The couple will celebrate their One Year Wedding Anniversary April 29, 2012. Had she been pregnant within 5 days of the wedding, the tyke would be a bit more than 8 weeks old by now. Final word: work in reproductive endocrinology: there is no "early test" that can tell us someone is 5 days pregnant. What a crock.
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@ Pippa Will and Kate are public figures, which makes them likely targets for gossip and rumors. This website should be taken with a grain of salt.
Wow, this is what I call fake people. You can't always believe what people say on the internet. Seriously, 5 days after their wedding, she would probably have a huge belly in front of her by now. Get real people.
Contratulations for the royal family, and the people of united kingdom.
what a joke that is so not true
yess it is
Really it's a great news!
Congratulations to them! Let's hope it's a boy.
Best of luck for our PRINCE AND PRINCESS,
. I hope they will have a wonderful child. Stay together forever , BLESSINGS FOR U BOTH and GOOD LUCK.
it is old date… i did see that bofore. it is fake.
Id still like to see Kate play on the UK Womens Sandcourt Volleyball team at the London Olympics. With the new rules about wearing shorts and teeshirts, she could play and still be modest!
I hope God has made a choice.
They were married 29th/30th? April 2011.
If this were true she'd have had the baby by now!
yeah man I agree with you
Best of luck for both of them.
THIS IS FAKE BEYONCE HADN'T MADE ANY SONGS AND HADN'T BEEN IN THE NEWS FOR AGES YET WHEN SHE WAS PREGNANT WITH BLUE IVY SHE WAS IN THE NEWS AND IF KATE WAS PREGNANT THEN IT WOULD'VE BEEN IN THE NEWS AND SHE WOULD'VE HAD THE BABY BY NOW
I think this is not fake news, congratulations to this couple
thanks alot