LONDON – Just five days into her marriage with Prince William – Kate Middleton announced that she is pregnant!
Kate Middleton is pregnant with Prince William’s first child. The announcement was made by Kate with her friend Victoria Beckham standing at her side.
Beckham reportedly encouraged Kate to have a baby as soon as possible because “it is one of the best things in the world.”
Royal insiders believed that Kate would get pregnant within the first year of her marriage to Prince William, but everyone was surprised at how fast it happened.
“Prince William and Princess Kate spent over fifteen hours in the Royal Wedding Suite,” said Royal butler, Thomas Hillstrom. “They spent quite a lot of time ‘enjoying’ each other’s company.”
Many in England are now speculating that Kate was pregnant at the time of the wedding, but Royal gynecologist, Dr. Fritz Barnwell, said “Kate was not pregnant last Friday, the Queen had us test her to ensure that she was without child. But today, at Prince William’s request, we performed advanced pregnancy tests on Kate and we can confirm, decidedly, that she is five days pregnant.”
Queen Elizabeth is thrilled to learn that she will have her first great-grandchild. Prince Charles, however, is not so happy. “What’s the point of having a baby, when the world is about to burn up. We must all stop using fossil fuels, we must kill all the cows, and we must plant as many trees as possible,” Prince Charles said before getting onto his private jet in Los Angeles with twenty-five members of his staff.
Princess Kate said that she and Prince William will continue to enjoy each other’s “company” in the Royal Wedding Suite, even though she has already made Her Majesty happy with her pregnancy. “Prince William is a Royal stud. That’s all I can say.”
The happy couple has not been seen for the last ten hours – but there’s been a lot of moaning coming from the Royal Suite.
Not only is Kate Middleton already pregnant with twins, according to a report in Star magazine..
Dumbest.Article.Ever. Besides the fact that this was posted last Wednesday (is there a royal baby?no.) this article says that Prince Charles is not so happy about it and gives a weird comment. Seriously? Even if he did feel this way (doubtful) he would never EVER say this, its just not what celebrities (Especially Royals) say. And the queen's comment? Give me a break. What an idiotic article and people who read and believed this.
but you read it didnt you? so that makes you more of an idiot than us for reading it and posting ur comment calling US idiots….
kate Middleton has been blessed. My daughters names are Katie and Noah maybe one of them could marry Prince Harry. Oh I forgot Noah got marry last year about the sametime Kate and William did, but Katie is still available. She adores a man in uniform. can't say that I blame her but it's what inside that counts. My thoughts are Jesus is coming soon, better hurry and get save so you are not left behind.
What I hope is that the two of them have the future throne taken from them so they can lead normal lives.
The Duchess of Cambridge is reportedly feeling under strain with the constant speculation about when she will have a baby.
Really it is a great news that Kate Middleton is pregnant. I really like this news. It is a latest news today for me.
I think less time remaining when Kate become mother.
This is the most retarded article i’ve ever seen in my life. Ridiculous really. it’s impossible to tell someone they’re five days pregnant and think you can back it up with evidence…no matter how much money you’re getting paid. this writer needs to quit being a fucking retard.
I don't know what is funnier; the "article" or the comments! Hilarious!
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You believe this? You actually believe the "kill the cows" article? You must all be British…. here, in Canada, we actually have brains, and know the last time we have been to the dentist…
That is SO rude!
Lol, you think that being Canadian makes you smart? mate. If that is true, why did we need to come in to help you out when the BRITISH empire existed. Why haven't you had the brains to become an independent nation.. BTW by Insulting the British in the way you just did, you've actually inadvertently insulted the royal family your telling some less fortunate people off for believing this story
Well done BBlue u tell him, anyone that is British is proud 2 B British!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We r all proud of the royal family!!!!!!!!!!!!
You Spams – you just dont get good humour do ya !!
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I'm a Science Student – and even I could have written a news report better. What’s with "Moaning"? Does this idiot… "Frank Lake" actually think we can believe this / actually WANT to know about a couple making love?
Weeklyworldnews, FIRE HIM…
First of all, Kate is not a princess as you said at the end, she's the duchess of cambridge. And there's no proof that she said that with Victoria Beckham. Where the hell did you get that information?
I wish will be big nice watch forward prince and me new part 5 how abt twins baby in movie… I loves watch movie prince and me I can’t wait and so excited forward new movie,part 5 thanks…
this was really funny, cantstop laughing
I agree with you Ayla. It takes at least two weeks or even four weeks to find out whether or not you are pregnant. I cannot believe that people like us would fall for it. Although I like Prince William and Kate, it makes me now wonder what was the real reason for getting married all of a sudden. But, I do wish them the best!
we must be happy for them.dats a bleesing from god to have a baby.every couple wants to have a child,dats the very most hapu day of a woman to bear a child,congrats to both of you.
we must be happy for them.dats a bleesing from god to have a baby.every couple wants to have a child,dats the very most hapu day of a woman to bear a child,congrats to both of you.
It is what it is, don't really matter
What happen with her?
She got preggy
What the British wont tell you is that Katie is pregnant with Bat Boys love child.
If its a girl they should call her diana
Why not any different names?
I dont think this true because she got married in April last year.
no im not