CHINA– More insanity in Szechuan province today! Some locals thought they saw a hairless albino bear cub. When Chinese hunter Lu Chin drew nearer the mysterious beast though he spotted physical traits on the creature that ruled out a bear. “It looks a bit like a bear but it doesn’t have any fur and it has a tail like a kangaroo.” Kangaroos are not native to China but Chin had apparently seen them on television. While DNA tests are being performed on the creature local and national media outlets have given the beast the moniker, the Oriental Yeti. The Oriental Yeti now joins the ranks of the human faced lamb, the Montauk Monster and the Panamanian Mystery Sloth as one of the most celebrated new creature discoveries.