JENNIFER SIEBEL NEWSOM’S THREESOME

Posted on Thursday, February 26th, 2009
By Samuel T. Westbrook

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SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Long running Internet rumors have been confirmed as the wife of San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsom’s acting debut hits shelves this week, featuring a steamy love scene “with a twist”: a supernatural threesome!

Producers of the film, The Trouble With Romance, have been mum for months about details of the films “twist”, even as they struggled for a distributor to put the film in front of audiences.

Jennifer Siebel Newsom, who shot the film before meeting her husband, is now the films biggest name due to her husband’s notoriety in the political world.

Despite the content of the film, Mayor Newsom is a big supporter of the project, “I think it’s high quality art,” he said.  “People are quick to judge based on rumors and whispers on the net.  It’s really a film that needs to be seen to be believed.  I think it will be a crowd pleaser and create a lot of discussion.”

As the film is set for a limited release in San Francisco and Los Angeles as well as available online through Netflix, details of the much discussed “threesome with a twist” have finally emerged.

And they are more scandalous than expected.

***SPOILER ALERT***

In the final act of the film, the two male protagonists are revealed to be an alien and a Sasquatch!  There is an epic battle playing out that pits the two species against each other, complicated when both characters fall in love with Newsom’s character.

As is typically the case, the tension, and the rivalries, can only be resolved in the bedroom with all three parties taking part.


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  1. ThisIsBill says:

    What the crapping hell?

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