NEW YORK, NY – Mayor Mike Bloomberg has crowned himself Emperor of New York. The two term mayor has decided to sidestep legal term limits requiring him to step down next year by crowning himself sovereign ruler.
In a Purr-sistent Campaign, Cat Wins Mayor’s Seat, Declares ‘Catnip in every Pot’ As Town Slogan.
Cat Runs for Mayor In a remarkable event, a small town recently witnessed a historic mayoral election. This election captured the attention of the nation as Cat ran for mayor. In this election, a cat named Fluffy emerged victorious, winning the mayor’s seat with a surprising majority. Fluffy have become a symbol of change and … READ MORE