HALF-SARDINE, HALF-HUMAN FREAK FOUND FLOPPING OFF OREGON COAST!

PACIFIC OCEAN, OREGON – April 10, 2025. Fishermen off the coast of Oregon are reeling in more than they bargained for. They netted a bizarre creature. This catch has got scientists baffled and conspiracy theorists buzzing: a half-sardine, half-human hybrid that’s being dubbed “The Sardine Sapiens”! The shocking discovery happened last Tuesday, A grizzled fisherman … READ MORE

WATER MONSTER KILLED IN JERSEY

Creature is bizarre and unfamiliar to fishermen. Sometimes, catching the biggest fish is not what you want, after all. An unsuspecting fishing trip in New Jersey took a strange turn as an area man with a bow and arrow snatched a creature many claim to have never seen. Some say its an enlarged sea lamprey, … READ MORE