ZOMBIE BUNNIES: Authorities Urge Calm and Peeps Sacrifice According to several eyewitness accounts, the bunnies were not only animated but exhibited coordinated pack behavior, strategic hopping, and an apparent thirst for blood—or at least warm bodies. Easter Morning Turns into a Marshmallow Massacre In what experts are calling the “sweetest nightmare imaginable,” Easter festivities took … READ MORE
Supreme Court Rules on Zombie-Human Marriage: A Landmark Decision Historic Ruling Against Zombie-Human Marriage In a groundbreaking decision, the Supreme Court ruled 5-4 against the legality of a marriage between a living person and a zombie. The case, Rotten v. Life, captured national attention when human Jane Doe married her reanimated high school sweetheart, Zeke … READ MORE
Tim Burton’s Beetlejuice is a classic 80s horror comedy that fans still love today. With its strange humor, supernatural elements, and quirky characters, it’s a film that stands out. But if you’re looking for something new with a similar vibe, check out The Zombie Wedding. This film, which tells the story of a human bride … READ MORE
Zombie Resurrection of the Fast Food Franchise In an unexpected twist, Wing Stop faces new competition from an unconventional source. Zombies have launched an innovative fast food franchise called ‘Finger Foods.’ This new player promises to resurrect the dining experience. Offering a unique blend of creativity and novelty, it draws attention from food enthusiasts and … READ MORE
We’ve all been there: thigh-height deep in a crypt slowly, slowly filling with the blood ofcenturies-old virgins as one, maybe one, and a bat that turns into a vampire runs at you, armsflailing. Let’s talk about beheading the vampires. If you’re reading this, you’ve survived, but so many of us end up ding-dong durndead because … READ MORE
Part 4 of 4. Witness Doris Lafitte’s Unusual Abilities.
Part 3 of 4. We arrive at the Fortune Smeller’s bayou abode.
Part 2 of 4. Madame Connerie’s Visions,
Part 1 of 4. Doris Lafitte is gifted – maybe damned – with the world’s keenest nose.
HIS WORLD TOUR IS FORCED TO GO UNDERGROUND! The lights dim in “Florida Man’s Cave” in Daytona, Florida. This reporter is sitting next to concert promoter Dick Hyman. “You’re going to love this,” he enthuses. This is Bat Boy’s All Stars’ first American concert on its first world tour. Yet, the gig is being advertised … READ MORE