BREAKING NEWS: The National Enquirer is now backing Weekly World News’ story about Cindy McCain’s affair, but they’ve got the wrong guy!
As previously reported in Weekly World News, Cindy McCain seduced the famous political Alien in order to win his endorsement for her husband. The National Enquirer is now reporting on an affair, but a terrestrial one Cindy had back in 2006.
Does Cindy have a history of romancing behind John McCain’s back? Do we even know this is just a regular human, or is he a supernatural being much like the Alien?
Weekly World News will be contacting well-known cryptids to get the scoop. Stay tuned!