I’m madder than a leprechaun with a crooked shillelagh about St. Patrick’s Day!
St. Patrick’s Day is the stupidest holiday of the year, because the Irish are the craziest people on earth, next to the Paleostynians and those nutcase A-rabs. The Irish are basically just Mexicans who speak English.
Why are we having a big parade for a bunch of weirdos who pray to the Pope, believe in fairies and blow each other up?
I know my history, and this great country of ours was founded by Pilgrims and Puritans and other Protestants, not weirdo Catholics like the Irish. If it had been, the Statue of Liberty would be the Virgin Mary!
All the Irish do is get drunk and sing sad songs about dropping dead. Once a year, we let them march down the street, all boozed up on their disgusting warm brown beer. Then they stuff themselves with potatoes and cabbage and stink up the place!
Potato-eating, beer-puking Pope-lovers, that’s what they are!
What have the Irish ever done for America? They stuck us with those damn Kennedys, that’s what. Between their Old Man the crooked bootlegger, down to fat Teddy boy, that family is an embarrassment, not to mention a danger to public safety! Ralph Nader fellow should’ve left General Motors alone and gone after the Kennedys. Their cars should have warning labels instead of bumper stickers.
When St. Patrick’s Day rolls around, don’t get tricked by all the booze and the songs, my fellow Americans. It’s all part of an evil Jesuit plot to help the Vatican take over America! So stay away from all those crazy parades or you’ll end up praying to the wrong Jesus!
You are being RUDE and RACIST!!!we don't ONLY eat potato and cabbage!!!There is only one Jesus!!! WE DON'T HAVE WARM BEER!!!Its not like America are exactly a model country….I mean don't get me wrong but are we meant to look up to a place that has 50 murders every day ,half the population are alcoholics and write articles like this!!! Well done if you were trying to get the Irish mad….but if you were trying to make America look good YOU HAVE FAILED!!!!!!!!you made America look mean!!!
I don't know WHAT you have against US, but keep it to yourself !!!!
You are being RUDE and RACIST!!!we don't ONLY eat potato and cabbage!!!There is only one Jesus!!! WE DON'T HAVE WARM BEER!!!Its not like America are exactly a model country….I mean don't get me wrong but are we meant to look up to a place that has 50 murders every day ,half the population are alcoholics and write articles like this!!! Well done if you were trying to get the Irish mad….but if you were trying to make America look good YOU HAVE FAILED!!!!!!!!you made America look mean!!!
Omg you are soooo right!!!
You are amazing!!!!!!!!
Look this animal does not represent any part of the America I grew up in THe Irish have more medals of honor then any others They have had many inventions and culture The boose is a problem I wish I was one of them
Dude your so called great county was founded by Emigrants Mexican and Irish included….
Alot of Irish are not practicing Catholics so again it is wrong to generalize,that Irish are weird Catholics…
You say you know your history yet you do not mention how some of your own holidays started e.g "htanks giving" killing all the native population to take over their country and eat Turkey to celebrate it. so you are very similar to your sister country England
You also speak of the Irish blowing each other up, oh you never heard of the civil war. I thought you guys had one also and wasn't there Irish men fighting for both of your unions over the disgusting slave trade,
I guess having your own civil war is ok for Ireland but you guys invent fake stories of weapons of mass destruction and buildings getting hit by missles and planes and start wars which are still going on today. Dude have a look at the state of your own country's policies before blabbing about shit you dont even know fuck all about. You probably watch Braceheart and think that is history.
irelands a horrible place, full of druggies and rednecks called nackers and they are thiefs, dirty little things, aslo their catholics and are obviously greedy pricks
I'm an Irish traveler and I'm f*cking proud, not a "knacker" I don't sell horse meat. By the way, there are thieves and druggies in every culture and country, not everyone fits the same pair of shoes. Everyone has their right to their own beliefs and so f*cking what if the general population are catholic's, I have friends who are Muslim and others who don't even believe in a God, YOU DON'T SEE ME DISCRIMINATING!!!.
Lol Ireland is always in the list of the top ten human development index countrys , top 5 most charitable nations and the 6th most peaceful nation on earth and what is more it is beautiful ..The UK Or US are never on those lists . And even the fact nobody cares about your national holidays and yet ours is celebrated the world over the UK and US included lol . And strictly speaking Ireland has 25 gangs in the whole country . London has 600 and the US has 1000s . You spewing that BS is like a plank calling a speck a lump of wood . Make sure your own garden is clean before condemning others it will only make you look stupid even though it is obvious you are lol
I cannot believe you all are taking Ed Anger seriously. Don't you know Ed Anger is a fictional character? Weekly World News started this column to make fun of Rush Limbaugh. Don't let it wind you up LOL
lol trolled
Preach it Ed! The Irish are the laziest, filthiest, most messed crowd of people on this planet. They drink, steal, lie, inbreed, and collect welfare. How do I know? 'Cause I'm one of them!
I work i dont steal i do not drink and i am clean or collect welfare . I can say that i am more evolved than you and more sane as your as about as Irish as nan bread ..Delusional imbecile .
So do the brits
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I came on this page completely by accident and I haven’t stopped laughing for the last five minutes! This writer just proves everything we’ve known about Americans……. They’re stupid!!!!!!!!! Haha hilarious article! Proof that America needs to sort out their education system!
That is funny as hell,Ed. Always remember= There are only two kinds of people in the world: the people who are Irish and the people who wish they were. You are obviously of the latter group, and borderline suicidal about it.
justify there own horrors and try and make us out to be like them , it is called a deflection, but yet we did not invade any countrys , displace its peoples , starve them or murder them, the British did and there conquests still resonates the miserys of there exploitations of Africa India and other parts of the world including Ireland , To have people from the US and the UK demean us as a people is pathetic because we do not have blood on our hands as they do . We are a proud community based people . Many countrys are catholics why not condemn them also ,..
hang on there, Ireland is not a Catholic country, not anymore it isn't. As for Rome and it's AH's in clerical garb; they are an evil lot and always have been. Catholic priests? A lazy lot of avaricious child molesting crap heads.
If people like, dislike, or even hate us Irish that's their right.
It is true that the Ulster-Scots have become the ancestors of the buck tooth redneck races and yet there hatred lives on , though i am not surprised as they are still full of hate for the natives in the stolen land of Ulster they are truly lacking insight and truth , they are brain washed and pass it down like a verbal gene it is rhetoric and constant , while the true Irish inhabit the more influential places like Conneticut and actually contribute to American society your police army and fire fighters , it is in our genes to want to help and protect other people .You have anger issues maybe your repressed or sexually frustrated either way your not normal .Get a life you sad loser !
Why are we not surprised to see so much hatred for the Irish afterall you have to type i hate the Irish to get this link . So therefore they are a very small creepy minority with an obsession to hate the emerald isle. Weirdos incase your wondering the link was posted to me by a very amused friend who wanted to show me true stupidity lol
F*CK THE NORTH AND F*CK AMERICA!!
Nappy-headed irishmen …
Ya but we're havin a laugh while yer all here being bitter racists…wooooop!
Haha surely everything on here is satirical, I mean this is a website that claims Aliens are going to attack earth in a couple of months. I must be the biggest fool for thinking that some of you are being serious by calling the Irish stupid, with your broken English and bad grammar like nobody can be as ignorant as some of the people on this site. Surely everyone on here is messing so let me join in… "Fuck murica we made murica wot it is nw use wud be nufing wit out de irish nd fuk de queen she takes it in all holes fuking slag UP DA RA"
So many pig ignorant comments from the world's most hated country……… America. As for Guinness being warm and brown? What a country of eejits.
You are are a bigoted cunt!!! Every fucking person in America wa an immigrant at some point . And half americans claim they are irish, Phóg mo thón , agus éist do bheal
WHAT AN ASS. YOU WOULDNT DARE SAY THAT IN FRONT OF ME OR ANY OTHER IRISHMAN.. YOU WOULD GET THE BEATDOWN OF YOUR LIFE AND MAYBE EVEN ENDED LIFE.. SO THINK BEFOR YOU SPEAK. ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT MAKE US …. WELL JUST GO OFF. WHEN YOU GET US STARTED YOU CAN'T TURN IT OFF TILL WE HAVE EVERY ONE DONE!!!! IRISH I AM.. IRISH I'LL BE………
I agree with a lot of this article. I've met many stupid, ignorant, drunk Irish people and they think they're the greatest in the world. They live on a shitty litte rock in the ocean and somehow think it's the center of the universe. It;s not. Check out their newspapers to see how the fawn over their so called celebrities. Celebrities nobody outside of Ireland has ever heard of. Say what you wil about the English (I'm not Englsh) but they accomplished great things with their empire, including teaching the Irish how to read and write.
You clearly know nothing about IRELAND, if you did you would know that the Irish copied ancient Greek and Roman manuscripts in monasteries centuries before the British ever arrived in Ireland. After the fall of the roman empire was it not Ireland that in fact Ireland that preserved the knowledge of Europe and basically taught the British how to read and write. What do you think Europe would be like if Ireland hadn't preserved the ancient Greek and Roman manuscripts. That knowledge would be lost to us today if it wasn't for us Irish. So your welcome
i dont care, i have great fun being irish, go traveling to other countries and see there culture. To many small minded people out there. The main articles a joke.
please stop i cryed when i read about what americans think about irish.im eleven i have nothing against america at all.peaple here are friendly and nice.there arent much drunkys at all.the hillsides are pure green and you can wander the country for ever and never get tired.when you need a break from the country dublin is lovely.familys are lovely even school is nice with no strict teachers and considerate caring friends.
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The web provides such an interesting insight into people's thoughts, just a pity the people on this site aren't particularly interesting. Do na daoine as Éireann, cheapaim go bhfuil sibh cliste, suimiúil, dathúil agus an chraic ar fad!!! Cén fadh? Mar is mise as Éireann freisin. Bhí mé I mo chonai sna Stáit Aontaithe deich mblian o shin agus cheap mé go raibh níos mó de na daoine mi-chliste ó aon rud nach raibh baint aige le SAM (USA); bhí na Mhericanaigh Éireannacha ana ciníoch. God bless America, well that She might: there aren't too many outside the USA who share that sentiment. Also, learn proper English you guys! Really!