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ED ANGER SAYS: I HATE THE IRISH!


I’m madder than a leprechaun with a crooked shillelagh about St. Patrick’s Day!

St. Patrick’s Day is the stupidest holiday of the year, because the Irish are the craziest people on earth, next to the Paleostynians and those nutcase A-rabs. The Irish are basically just Mexicans who speak English.

Why are we having a big parade for a bunch of weirdos who pray to the Pope, believe in fairies and blow each other up?

I know my history, and this great country of ours was founded by Pilgrims and Puritans and other Protestants, not weirdo Catholics like the Irish. If it had been, the Statue of Liberty would be the Virgin Mary!

All the Irish do is get drunk and sing sad songs about dropping dead. Once a year, we let them march down the street, all boozed up on their disgusting warm brown beer. Then they stuff themselves with potatoes and cabbage and stink up the place!

Potato-eating, beer-puking Pope-lovers, that’s what they are!

What have the Irish ever done for America? They stuck us with those damn Kennedys, that’s what. Between their Old Man the crooked bootlegger, down to fat Teddy boy, that family is an embarrassment, not to mention a danger to public safety! Ralph Nader fellow should’ve left General Motors alone and gone after the Kennedys. Their cars should have warning labels instead of bumper stickers.

When St. Patrick’s Day rolls around, don’t get tricked by all the booze and the songs, my fellow Americans. It’s all part of an evil Jesuit plot to help the Vatican take over America! So stay away from all those crazy parades or you’ll end up praying to the wrong Jesus!

2,631 Responses to “ED ANGER SAYS: I HATE THE IRISH!”

  1. Shaxx says:

    Just a few points from a born Englishman.

    The Navy Seals are not the best and neither are the SAS but check out the Iranian Embassy or the Gibraltar fiasco.

    I don’t hate Americans and I don’t hate the Irish.

    America did not win WW2 alone and the facts show that Russia made the biggest contribution.

    If almost 40% of American’s have Irish lines then why are 8 out of 10 top American surnames originate from Britain? (Just a thought) ?

    Yes the British Empire did a lot of damage to the world just like every other empire have and will do, something Ireland won’t have to ever worry about! Lol

    WW2 the Irish helped and supported the Nazis, don’t believe me? Check it out! Ireland spied for Nazis on Britain so don’t come all proper with me.

    You will find that plenty of Irish and English family have more links than many would believe.

    Stop the hating lol

    • John IE says:

      Ok shaxx i agree with you on all said except for the irish supporting the nazis, Ireland was neutral during WW2 which means we were on neither side.. A small minority of the irish republicans supported the nazis and THEY did spieing for the nazis.. Just saying before you start saying that the irish supported the nazis, be sure to mention that only a small proportion of irish supported them.. Don’t forget many irish moved over to england and joined the british army to fight against hitler

    • Haydo says:

      Agree with you on everything except for the SAS comments.
      How can you call Iranian Embassy and Gibralter a fiasco,on both occasions it was mission overwhemingly accomplished.
      The world looked on with envy.
      And I am an Australian

    • giddyaunt says:

      Impressed finally someone that can spell.

    • Beaver says:

      Is that your only contribuation?

    • John IE says:

      Contribuation?? Last time I checked it was spelled “Contribution”…..

    • Beaver says:

      And you have no contribution.
      If your only point is spelling mistakes that indicates to me have you nothing more to say.
      YOUS hahahahaha……………Lad
      Have you ever heard of capitol letters you ignoramous

    • John IE says:

      Oh I have a lot to say its just funny taking the piss out of you haha.
      “Capitol” letters?.. I believe that it is spelled “Capital” letters.
      And you say I am an ignoramous? Hahaha yeah good one…..

    • Beaver says:

      Did that to fool you dumboy
      Thats how its spelt in the U.S.
      Thats how much you know about the states.
      Youve probably never been outside ireland.
      Caught you good!

    • Thad says:

      He got you.
      Thought you went to university in the U.S.?
      All this hate you have for Americans and now you have embarrased yourself in front of all of them.
      No wonder the English took your language away no one could understand what the fk you were on about.
      We do spell some English words diferent and if you'd have been here you would have known that.
      Everything you've said about yourself is now in question. In the Army my a ss.Soldiers dont come on with that war for oil shit. Nor the baby killer crap. Your just plain ole jealous of us and the Brits. Ha Ha Ha

    • John IE says:

      I am afraid not son you caught yourself out, firstly with your multiple accounts and secondly with your lack of intelligence and eduction, also to mention your stupidity.

      You see beaver/Thad, “Capital” is the proper way of spelling it, look it up in any dictionary. The spelling “Capitol” is only used for the building housing legislature or other governmental authority, as with the US Capitol building in Washington, DC. And guess what, I learned all of that in the US and of course Ireland.

      You just made an absolute fool of yourself bud, and you have just proven to me how thick you are and your lack of knowledge and education, and being outstraight I actually feel sorry for you, your family and your hatred towards us. especially when you use different accounts to spread your hatred and anti Irish sediments and you apposed anybody who did not agree with your american propaganda.

      Do you actually think that nobody would cop on that Thad replys to your message 18 mins exactly on the same date within the same hour as you, That is some coincidence I will tell you and says the exact same sediments as you? I think its very typical of you beaver that you TRY and catch me out. It just proves to me how desperate you are and that everything I said about good ole USA is true and I presented evidence to back that up and it is enraging you beaver like their is no tomorrow.

      Now I will admit Ireland has made mistakes but America has made far bigger mistakes than Ireland has or will ever make and everytime you are questioned on it you come out with excuses upon excuses.. Everytime

      There is nothing in question about me son.. I studied in Idaho State University studying paramedic science, Currently working for Dublin fire brigade.. I served in the British armed forces but left because of personal reasons. Two years later I enlisted into the Irish army and stayed their for 6 years. Why would I make that all up? I have no reason to lie.

      I have no reason to be jealous of the brits or of americans either because guess what, The brits are 3 times better people than you yanks will ever be, and you know this because you kiss up to them everytime in your posts.. The Irish and Brits together are a much better people than the americans will ever be and it sickens you because you unlike me are ashamed of where your from.. I do have british citizenship and could move their anytime I wanted to and you know what, my grandmother is actually british also which means I have british blood in me aswell. Let me tell you something son, I would rather put my life in the hands of a brit anyday than in the hands of a yank because to be honest you yanks can barely look after yourselves let alone someone else. I actually thank god that for my time in the US, I never met a vile sick human being yank like yourself so to tell you, everything I have said about yanks is pointed at you and your kind only.. Go get help son seriously, you do need it!!

    • John IE says:

      Well then Thad you clearly just proved how much you know about foreign militarys and of foreign countries because many people in europe share the same opinion as me.

      Firstly prior to the invasion of iraq, George Bush could not present one shred of evidence about Saddam Hussein manufacturing Nucleur weapons which to be honest was the main reason for the U.S to invade Iraq as they claim of course. And it is funny because Iraq at the time was and still is a very wealthy country full of oil. And then when Iran was threathening to stop shipping oil to western countries, you threathened to invade them aswell.. Everything with you americans is invade, invade, invade, especially when you don’t get your own way and you sit their behind a computer whose mouth is bigger than your balls and talk about the IRA which actually makes you incapable to even discuss and the fact you have not being to neither countries also makes your opinion on the matter very ill informed

      how dare you!!! and how dare you also question me on my life and then attempt to catch me out on a stupid ridiculous word which you epically failed in you dumb fruitcake.

      Then their was the cases of mistreatment and sexual abuse on so called suspected terrorists in abu ghraib prison, several cases where you used the prisoners family as leverage to get information which some did not have.

      And then their was vietnam, and the infamous “My lai massacre” which several innocent civilians mainly women and children were, in my opinion “BUTCHERED” by US Soldiers, several of them mutiliated, and for what? absolutely nothing!!! but at the end you did get arse kicked by the vietcong

      Oh I say you are very proud of the so called accomplishments america has made in the past and present, but do not however come on this and villianise the irish because you think that you are more superior than any other country in the world where I could name a dozen who hold higher respect than america ever will know, countrys that were around on this world well before america was even discovered..

      Let me tell you in my opinion, lets say america was to suddenly dissappear, I bet the world would be a much better place, I would say their would be more peace without you.

      How dare you insult my native language also, i bet you think the same about any language that is not english and it just proves how much of a racist you are and you say i am bad? haha I have an awful long way to go before i reach your level son.

      You know china are technically still communist so maybe you should invade them too.. No i think not because before you even get in the country they would kick your arses to kingdom come.

      And as for the brits, the only reason you have them as your allies is because if america is caught doing anything illegal under the geneva convention, the brits will go down with you also because of their involvement. It was your fault the 9/11 attacks happened and it is your fault of the attacks in london also to mention putting all your allies around the globe at high risk from terror attacks but you didn’t care did you?? you were more concerned about greed, you let it get the better of you, some great nation you have their buoy..

      Ireland was a very powerfull allie in your war on terror alongside the UK by allowing U.S war planes land in shannon, Providing bomb experts to train soldiers in the middle east, cracking down on terror cells living in ireland, strenghtning your ties to the EU and at the request of the U.S government sheltering known terrorists who were released from your facilities worldwide putting Ireland, UK and many other nations at risk from attacks and in my opinion that was an awful lot of aid and support we gave you especially for a country of our size.

      Let me tell you something, if anything ever happened to great ole USA, it will be countries like ireland and britain that you would be relieing on to provide aid and support to the U.S and i severely doubt you will be insulting us then.

      You as an american should be proud to have countries like ireland and britain as friends because at the end you will not have any better friends than us especially considering you have nations out their that are enemies.

      You should be asking yourself this question, why do countries like ireland and england befriend you lad, not the other way around.. We have the EU so to be quite positive we actually don’t need you, it is you that needs us and don’t you forget that!!!

      And another thing beaver stop making up multiple accounts on this, you may have others fooled lad but certainly not me!!!

    • John IE says:

      And when I meant attacks on london, I am referring to the al quieda bombings…That mother of yours must be damn well stupid to raise an arrogant hating yank like you into this world beaver, you ought to be ashamed of yourself and whats even funnier about this is that you are as you keep saying “scraping off the barrel” to make others look like fools when in fact your are making yourself look like one…My god you can’t even tell the difference between “Capital” and “Capitol” but thats irrelevant…I tell you the Irish must have done something pretty bad to make you hate us so much but you ought to cop on and get with the times and put the past where it belongs son because your out losing yourself, nobody else…

      Sometimes you yourself have to sink very low as the other person in order to get your point across, that was in a previous post i read to and it is damn well right, no matter where you go whether its ireland, england or the USA you will get cunts and you will get pricks. And if you think i am enjoying this, well then you must be thick because I am not but if shit is said about ireland, the irish people or of our native language well then why can’t i say shit about america… There is a saying over here “Don’t judge a book by its cover”

      I have met plenty of americans who are quite friendly and to those non haters I apologise but sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind

      Quite frankly I do not know why you are on this site or what you are getting out of it beaver, any normal person would condemn it to the core because its just dispicable

      Cop on like seriously, i bet half of you have families to be looking after instead of this shit, I know i do. every one of you including myself must be damn right fools because the smart arse behind this page, you are practically giving him the upper hand by replying to this crap and guess what you are falling for.

    • John IE says:

      No I am afraid not son, you actually caught yourself. Firstly with your lack of intelligence and education and secondly with your multiple accounts.
      You just made an absolute fool out of yourself buoy.. “Capital” is the proper way, because it is classed as an upper case letter in other words “Capital letters”.. “Capitol” is only used to describe a building in which a state legislative body meet or the building in which the U.S. Congress meets e.g. U.S Capitol building, Washington, D.C. And guess what smart arse, even though I knew this shit, its the exact same in the states.
      And did you honestly think that I would cop not cop on? It is not a coincidence that Thad replys to your post 18 mins on the same date within the same hour and says the exact same anti irish sentiments as you beaver.. You are a joke son and you just proved that.
      And their is nothing in question about me lad.. I studied at Idaho State University studying paramedic science.. I served with the British armed forces for 4 years but left for personal reasons.. 2 years later I enlisted into the Irish Army and stayed their for 6 years.. After my military service I joined the Dublin Fire Brigade to which I now currently work now..
      You know what your problem is beaver, You are so jealous of the brits you suck up to them every chance you get. You know that the average brit is 3 times more superior than the average yank is and tend to show a lot more respect. I am not jealous of the brits and certainly not you because I could move to England anytime I want, I have lots of friends and family over their so I am practically sorted.. Can’t say the same for you though, you wouldn’t last a week over their without getting a hiding.. My grandmother is british aswell which means I have British blood in me..
      Your a pure joke of a person and that stunt you attempted just proves to me how desperate you are for recognition and attention and just says to me that you are ‘scraping off the barrel’ that is the sentiment you commonly use in your posts.. Go get help son, you do need it!!!

    • brits out says:

      shut up john you british cunt the irish americans helped us out alot in our fight with britain your granny was probably a black and tan sympathizer

    • Orange an proud says:

      Why the fck would you want the North and why the fck would the North want you.
      You cant run the republican territory that you 've got.Brits out wot a fkg joke you are

    • Thad says:

      To John IE
      Fck off you boring p***
      3 lifelong posts to say fck all

    • Walter Coady says:

      they dieseled up the german submarines in mayo too, damn traitors

    • pog mo thopin says:

      cant blame a man for selling a bit of diesel hahaha

    • John IE says:

      Dear thad

      Stop trying to act brave in front off all your little bitches and grow up and suck my cock and kiss me arse you yankee cabbage

      I have got rid off you in your pointless unproved posts and you ran for the hills like the woman you are, now fuck off and stop bitching about shit that happened over a while back, its christmas week and unlike sad parrots like you I have a family to provide for

      Now off with you ya fat jammy clown and get off your fat hole and help that missus of yours for the christmas coming you lazy shite, its unbelievable that a wankor like you is trying to start trouble on this instead of helping his family for christmas like what real men do. This arguement has ended already but still you come on this and look for ways to rant about shit that you cannot prove, give it a rest lad

      And show the proof that we dieseled up german submarines you little gerbil, we can’t be classed as traitors if we were neutral. Take your knob out of your missus sandbag gee and grow up you clown.. Fucking arseholes

    • John IE says:

      Its actually typical, your worse than my 3 year old thad and believe me he can be a little bastard at times

      So is your missus boring especially when it comes to the bed ;) No wonder why you rant on these websites, you cant get it up you little fairy :L

  2. Shaxx says:

    Forgot to add that St Patrick was English!

    • randy says:

      actually he was Welsh

    • Bill says:

      He was English, he came from Cornwall….look it up!

    • dixie says:

      he was welsh you cabbage any way cornwall wall is one of the celtic nation

    • Bill says:

      HE CAME FROM CORNWALL DCKHEAD LOOK IT UP!
      And Cornawll is part of England ……is it not?
      And yes Celts originated from there.
      Not many Americans would know that.

    • irish says:

      what are you trying to claim st paddy for any way he is welsh by the way and even if he where english he is ours now and he chose ireland as his country cause lets face the man had good taste thats why he is celebrated world wide

    • Bill says:

      Your right all the decendants including the celts who all originate from Cornwall celebrate him

    • irishman says:

      He was welsh not english. Get your facts right

    • Bill says:

      My facts are right dumbo.
      You Irish are so low on heritage your now making things up.

    • orange is gay color says:

      we thought you english how to read when you where nothing but savages and this is how you repay us tut tut very ungrateful

    • Thad says:

      How do you spell taught……looks like you need to be taught yourself haha fckg jerkoff

    • eire32 says:

      big bill the homo

    • Gary says:

      No, he was more Irish than he was English, and in fact not even English did you not know that he was in fact of Roman ancestry. Oh and didn't the british cast him out after he dis obeyed the orders of the british clergy to return to britain.
      There seems to be something that every protestant is forgetting and that's that every protestant persons ancestors were Catholic.

  3. John says:

    Why can't people learn to spell. For goodness sake, how can one be taken seriously on the opinion they provide if they cannot even articulate in their mother tongue

    • Thad says:

      Multiple accounts.
      What a sad life you have,did you forget one thing……the time diference.
      I cant help it if other Americans are taking offence to your same old same old lengthy boring posts damning us.
      Jerkoffs like you and your tiny countrymen are insignificant to us.Say all you want about the U.S but all you guys over there need us and our wealth.
      How long do you sit writing and thinking up these derogotive posts about America why dont you go and put a few fires out.
      America dont need any help from any other military we could go it alone any time.
      And as for Vietnam do you think the Brits would have really faired any diferently in that situation.
      If the U.S. military couldnt do it no one could.
      Your jealousy is continuous.

    • John IE says:

      Ok firstly son your replying to the wrong post and secondly yes multiple accounts, I have been looking at the time difference, Look at the time difference, you reply 18 mins in the same date within the same hour as beaver, also fyi these posts have to be moderated before being published.. how do you think I copped on also to mention you and the other wankors exact same anti irish sentiments and american propaganda and constant spelling mistakes, It is you thats sad bud not me. Damning yous? You did that all by yourself son.

      Your having a laugh son, You yanks are not more better than anyone.. It is much easier to train a monkey than a yank, get off that now what are you smoking?.. Wealth? what wealth?

      Well why don’t you go and get off that fat arse of yours and get a job instead of sitting on this thinking of ways to spread anti irish propaganda about a nation which you know nothing about you lazy cunt, I come on this when I have time and not for very long.

      Really, well then go it alone and see how far you get, It is you that go to superior nations like the UK and EU for military assistance, not the other way around lad lets get that straight.

      And Yes I do, if you didn’t run into vietnam thinking you are mighty and powerfull and had a thing called intelligence and seeked aid when it was needed, well then yes I definately think it would have faired differently especially if you didn’t slaughter innocent villages.

      Jealousy? of fucking what, I would much rather be japanese than be any of you dryshites.

  4. Rob says:

    Ah you poor wee fella, did the Irish gal reject your sexual advances and you feel insecure. Never mind, you carry on ranting, raving and hating everyone, we Irish will go and enjoy life….

  5. Junaquistjoy says:

    I guess someone forgot that the Irish helped to build shit in this country. The Irish don't like you Ed. You are very uneducated in oh so many ways. By the way many of our forefathers Ed loves were not your standard christian…

  6. peterrrr says:

    hate the british and the americans there the real enemy there involved in all the wars the last 100 years the americans are just stupid versions of the british no brains there soldiers watch to many rambo films get caught up in american/british propaganda and die as a result and for what oil maybe in 200 years they will look back and actually realize that they are wrong war mongers theifs murders rapists thats all

    • REG says:

      By the way these last five posts have been done by the same guy,obviously trying to get people to think there is more than one a sshole with these ridicuous ideas.
      Also I dont think five people could be that illiterate.

  7. luca says:

    hard luck in veitnam hard luck in iraq id fight america on me own fucking stupid country and britain hahahaha could even take out the ira a few irish fellas with hardly any weapons from a spanish person

  8. antonio says:

    cant wait till america or britain step on chinas toes and you poor americans broke ass bitches owe them alot of money your country is a shit hole and the people in it are mentally handicapped

  9. slap says:

    nothing worse than a cockney from london even the rest of england hate you a city of john terrys

  10. jade says:

    who gives a fuck what americans or british people say to be honest just laugh at them its the worst of them that will be on a page like this fucking stalkers imagine coming on to a i hate the irish page haha losers we want nothing to do with any of yous

  11. herman says:

    america and britain in the top five most hated countries ireland number 75 end of story

  12. gunther says:

    it took russia britain america and all the rest of the allies to defeat our german army it took 3000 irish men with hardly any guns never mind air force or navy to take down the british empire your nothing compared to germans

    • REG says:

      When did the Irish bring down the British empire?
      Must have missed that one.
      And how brave you Germans must have been murdering all those innicent women and children.
      Thank god us and the Brits were around to stop you brainwashed maniacs.

    • bobby says:

      read british history and what you have done but first take off the rose tinted glasses

    • REG says:

      Another hatefull Mick.
      Read loads of thier history
      Your just picking up on any bad points,read it yourself and you will see that they did more to pioneer and civilise the planet than anyone.
      All the irish have ever been is a burden.

    • John IE says:

      Its an awful shame you read british history when your brain was sticking out of your arse. The only burden here is you and your scanger mother you bag of piss

  13. REG says:

    Not that one again….please.

  14. nichole says:

    excuse me! i am irish and i am very proud of my heritage! leave the irish alone you jerk! what have they ever done to you! i am so sorry that you apparently hate people just for their heritage! they are people just like you but just with differnt history! stop being such a jerk and keep your opinions to yourself!

    • Bill McGovern says:

      What the fck would an irish american know about ireland or its history or heriitage.YOU ARE PLASTIC

  15. Irish potato man says:

    Top of the morning to you all and were are my lucky charms gor breakfast. May we all be in heaven before the devil knows we are dead.

  16. irish says:

    The Irish thought the British Germans and French how to read and about Christianity we thought you when you where nothing but savages after the fall of the roman empire in which we helped to kick out of britain the irish tribes attacotti and scotti attacked the roman legions and expelled them from britania don't believe me read the book how the Irish saved civilization or the Hiberno Scottish mission and this is how we are repaid very ungrateful lot you are this is why Ireland is called the land of saints and scholars

  17. irish says:

    and god bless the poor children and familys from the newton massacre lots of love from ireland can we all agree on this

  18. Truthful says:

    I fucken hate the drinking, smoking wife beating Irish people in the US.

  19. Scrooge says:

    He stupid American, English cunts. Ye think the irish are stupid? We don’t go into schools and kill innocent kids and then go out and buy more guns because ye think ye will be safer ye stupid tick fucks and for ye British cunts the ira defeated ye and killed a lot of ye stupid cunts

  20. charlie12 says:

    thick irish c–ts

  21. stev says:

    Hell yea the good old USA going be goind south again real soon ! http://newpremiumarticles.com

  22. CONNOR says:

    Americana and Britain are two powerful alls and have a good friendship. irish people need to stop taking OUR jobs so stay the hell out of the UK and AMERICA

  23. ross says:

    nobody likes the irish but themselves stay out of UK AND AMERICA c–ts

    • John IE says:

      your mum is a bigger cunt especially with her crusty jumped sandbag fanny you stupid prick

    • I love Ireland :) says:

      I'm guessing your from the UK or America because they have nothing better to do then write mean articles about nice countries so SHUT UP ROSS :( !

  24. ENGLISH AND PROUD says:

    ED FINALLY SOMEWHERE ALMOST EVERYONE HATES THE IRISH THANK YOU

  25. Seán Ó CÍosáin says:

    we do not belive in fairies it is a legend and so what if we are crazy so shut up it is just a cebration

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