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ED ANGER SAYS: I HATE THE IRISH!


I’m madder than a leprechaun with a crooked shillelagh about St. Patrick’s Day!

St. Patrick’s Day is the stupidest holiday of the year, because the Irish are the craziest people on earth, next to the Paleostynians and those nutcase A-rabs. The Irish are basically just Mexicans who speak English.

Why are we having a big parade for a bunch of weirdos who pray to the Pope, believe in fairies and blow each other up?

I know my history, and this great country of ours was founded by Pilgrims and Puritans and other Protestants, not weirdo Catholics like the Irish. If it had been, the Statue of Liberty would be the Virgin Mary!

All the Irish do is get drunk and sing sad songs about dropping dead. Once a year, we let them march down the street, all boozed up on their disgusting warm brown beer. Then they stuff themselves with potatoes and cabbage and stink up the place!

Potato-eating, beer-puking Pope-lovers, that’s what they are!

What have the Irish ever done for America? They stuck us with those damn Kennedys, that’s what. Between their Old Man the crooked bootlegger, down to fat Teddy boy, that family is an embarrassment, not to mention a danger to public safety! Ralph Nader fellow should’ve left General Motors alone and gone after the Kennedys. Their cars should have warning labels instead of bumper stickers.

When St. Patrick’s Day rolls around, don’t get tricked by all the booze and the songs, my fellow Americans. It’s all part of an evil Jesuit plot to help the Vatican take over America! So stay away from all those crazy parades or you’ll end up praying to the wrong Jesus!

2,628 Responses to “ED ANGER SAYS: I HATE THE IRISH!”

  1. Paco says:

    bryan

    You fucking retard,fancying bragging about what the IRA have done. They murdered fooking children you sick prick (and they're crap at footy,they've just been battered 3-1 lol). Planting bombs on buses is the kind of thing al qaeda does,would you big up them as well.

  2. Richard says:

    Fairies are real! I seen them slinking through the trees on my way to worship the pope, I couldn't stop for a closer look cause my flying saucer was low on E115

  3. new guy says:

    i cant believe this muck if this sh it meant to be for real what age are the people posting here

    • Frank says:

      You know f uck u pric ur the one with no life .
      Wheres ur comment a sshole u dont have one so but out jerkoff.

  4. Paddy Leprechaun says:

    ha ha your post makes me laugh, you funny American keyboard warrior.

    • Mrs. Survivor says:

      Fine, now reply with your one brain cell working and provide more than a kneejerk shinner's response, especially as the majority of Irish aren't shinners and have brains (just not the b0ll0ck5 to stand up to mafia bullies).

    • new guy says:

      Are you for real bitch you have not wrote a single word of understandable English you pitiful little girl.

    • Mrs. Survivor says:

      Okey dokey I'll use your language.

      *ahem*

      Pawg moe fuken fuken fucker hone tea fuck. Agg us 1690 nill géilleadh drink feck arse girls cuppatea fuken fuckity fuck up da muckers fuken fuken up da ra. How's that for understandable.

      Wait I forgot, you might be from Dublin. RIWDY DIWDY HIW HIW AN DA FOOOOOOOOOKIN HIW HIW FOOKYA IN DA DOTTER GOTTER FISH AND CHIP.

      You might understand that.

  5. tomster1 says:

    i am from ireland but i am not crazy and in the place i live no one is weird at ALL so you ed anger can go f**k yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. Duncan says:

    Why do people bother with events like this, it's all a bit outdated and boring, if I had the choice between playing resident evil 6 on an hd telly or marching down a street waving a flag I'd be going for the first option every time.

  7. Irish Pixie says:

    Face/palm* I'm Irish and I don't drink! Ed Anger wishes he had a connection with the land of saints & scholars!

  8. Beaver says:

    The Irish in America are self opinionated ill informed ignorant scum.
    Eds got it right theve done nothing for this country.
    And the biggest decendency in the US is German followed by english/scots/welsh. then Afro.
    Its just no one shouts is loud as the inbred Irish

  9. Chuck says:

    Lester,Mike Bailey ,Thad and Beaver all have the best and most realistic comments on this site.
    The rest is just loudmouth Irish b ull s hit.

    • john says:

      are you taking the piss??, i dont know much about the others but beaver couldnt state one relevant fact about ireland or NI, i have seen the troubles in NI on a first hand basis, beaver couldnt tell the difference from a dick and a sausage, cop on…all i have really seen is american bullshit on this

    • U.S.Ally says:

      Hey we know you dont like English but try learning to speak and write it you illiterate as shole

    • John IE says:

      where did i say i didnt like the british??, i lived in london for 4 years lad, i suggest you get your facts right you door knob.

  10. SPIC says:

    F U CK THE IRISH
    GET OUT OF AMERICA

  11. UWishUWereIrish says:

    Ed Anger is just mad because we Irish are fuckin all his women.

  12. Ed Dead says:

    Cunt

  13. O'Brien says:

    Crippsy come back this site is shyte without ya

    • A Nuetral says:

      I think Cripsy actually is king Billy.
      Because they both over stress thier hatred for anything Irish.
      I dont know what thier motive is,but all has made some interesting reading.

  14. Joey says:

    poor ed what a bitter little man, he probably cant help it that he has a tiny little c*ck…hope you get run over by a guinness truck you c*nt

    • FCK JOEY says:

      Yes I agree with you nobody irish is competent enough to be in charge of a truck.
      Wots up joe…truth hurts?

    • John says:

      eh yeah, and nobody american is competant enough to look after a hamster you gobshite lol

  15. Jono says:

    Wats your problem with ireland ya yank ill punch d head of ya you dick head so what so good bout your country well if we want to get blown up go to america u stupit cunt yous get ripped of by everyone and might i ad your presidents ansestors is from ireland sure wat would you know ya yanky dodel dumb cunt

    • Beaver says:

      Obviously your a shining example for the Irish.
      I can tell by the sophistication of those posts.
      Any anti Irish sentiments have been validated by your incomprehensible comments.
      Please dont ever come to America we are full up in the idiot section.
      Thr Brits are right about the Irish…..you are living proof.

  16. Jono says:

    Chucky ar la understand that bet your a fat cunt all america is…… Is a take away and bin laden made sure of that :D IRISH yeahhhhhhhhh ya yank haaaaa

  17. irish1916 says:

    reading this all night cant stop laughing at all you irish haters your absalute comedy gold you lot from the darkest pitts of america and england are no match for the witty irish wheres your man crispy is he still on this haha

    • william gladstone says:

      yea its good stuff man i lost interest after handing cripsy /billy his own ass after i kicked it all over this site ha ha ha he,s a total fool no contest

    • Beaver says:

      dont think you did
      reading your cra p think u was laughed off here
      fk g waster

    • Beaver says:

      think the irish on this site have made fools of thierselves.
      none of you got the better of cripsy you just cant stand the truth.
      he must have riled you beyond belief

    • ireland1916 says:

      where are you from beaver

    • Beaver says:

      the land of truth…..USA
      i wont stand for irish bul s hit either side of the atlantic

    • Beaver says:

      wonder where your from,can see by the date your proud that your countrymen took advantage of thefact that brtiain were fighting the kaiser with all their resources
      i'm a virginia man of english stock and am glad the brits kicked your a ss in th80's n 90's

    • Beaver says:

      i'm an american from english stock that should answer your dumb poinless question.
      uve gotta learn not all the world thinks the irish are so great and before you say it i'm not cripsy far from it but i can see hes got alot more to say that makes sense than up your own a ss micks like you.

    • william gladstone says:

      what ever billy

    • beaver says:

      So cos I can see he made a fool of you, that means i am him
      Anyhow what the fuck is william gladstone huh?

    • ireland1916 says:

      if your from british decent you are the enemy in america you are the racist scum from the south
      the hilly billys that every one laughs at including americans your a joke to the world the people that every one looks down at you probably have a mullet hair the irish live in the citys in america they built america help build american politis tammy hall was set up by irish immigrants they fought in all your wars they fought the racist south in the civil war and quess what kicked your asses to they fought the british in the war of indendence actually george washington said in a famous quote "Ireland, thou friend of my country in my country's most friendless days, much injured, much enduring land, accept this poor tribute from one who esteems thy worth, and mourns thy desolation." the irish help kick you scum out of america it was said that nearly a third of the rebels where irish in the war of independence there millons of irish in america so your the minorty in america down south that nobody takes serious you probaly were a bush supporter because you to are brain dead and give america a bad name but then again your probaly not even american your probably just some english moron or one of them even bigger shit bags up the north pretending to be american your very uneducated you have not got a clue

    • WILLIAM GLADSTONE says:

      WELL SAID IRELAND1916 AND I SEE YOU LEFT HIM SPEECHLESS WELL I MEEN IT SAYS IT ALL IN HIS REPLY

  18. gaza says:

    i am from england and i just want to say that i am disgusted with my fellow english men there acting like complete scum which is what most of the country has become we fought the nazis and yet they act like them with there racism the irish are great people even with there small population they fought us for 7 hundred years and never gave up i wish does supposedly british people in the north would just become irish cause i certainly dont want them living hear they are just pests that britain didnt want in the first ireland has gave so much to the world the british are cowards compared to the irish and as for american white protestants anglo saxons you are the scum of the earth racist hill billy scum nobody likes you not even your fellow american

    • beaver says:

      YOUR A TRAITOR TO YOUR COUNTRY YOU SHOULD BE HUNG

    • irish says:

      beaver are you a pussy or do you just have goofy teeth you and your kind of hate filled scum are a small minorty in america thank god

    • John says:

      beaver stfu lol, if anyone should be hung, its you ya pathetic yank..you alone being a yank just proved to everyone how thick and sad you are..you and your poxy country are a bunch of thicks..one thing i will give the british is that they would walk all over you fat bigots anyday lad when i did training with the royal marines, they just laughed at how pathetic your military is because without them, yous would be flattened, america is just a bunch of losers..yous are the most hated country worlwide, at least the irish EARNED there respect from other nations, unlike yous who demanded it by bombing countrys

    • Beaver says:

      Well i'l give you one thing it least not like most irish your hatred isnt just chaneled against the english.
      But whatever your thoughts are on the shortcomings of our army American technology and shear firepower would wipe the floor with anyone.
      And as for going into a conflict with the Brits forget it historicaly we are the same people.
      Ive been to a lot of places and iI never found the irish holding to much respect in any of them.

    • John says:

      beaver, a lot of irish people have relations in england, myself included, therefore the majority of them dont hate the british, but we do hate people that are very quick to judge us and insult and hate against us and before you start judging my countrymen, dont forget, you alone has done a lot of it as well as irish and english people, but you have to understand this is an anti-irish website, what do you expect??

      as for your military, yous rely TO MUCH on technology and if any country was to hit you, thats the first thing they would go for, which would cripple you severely and dont be to keen on the americans and british never going to war, it could happen, nobody knows what the future holds

      as for my country, we have given and earned the respect to/of other nations, us being neutral earned us that respect also but we lost being neutral when we allowed american war planes to land in our airports which many nations disagreed with.

      we have always supported other nations by given humantarian aid when needed, medical aid and supported many countrys when conflict occurs by sending in peacekeepers, we even supported yous by letting your soldiers use our airports inbound to iraq and help strengthen your ties to the EU, these are all proven facts

      I lived and studied in the USA and never once got a racial remark or stare from anyone, i actually gained a lot of respect from americans and most of them werent irish americans

      clearly you only met irish americans and have never being to ireland, so i suggest you come over here first before judging and discriminating against us, i hate discriminating against the USA but i will continue to do so to defend the irish people and my country, the same thing you are doing.

      now all that said, i really hope you see sense but this is the first and last friendly comment i will say and do not underestimate me, not trying to sound funny or threathening.

  19. nygal says:

    i am an american of german and swedish decent i dont know why all us americans are supporting the british they invaded our country to they are smelly bad teeth bad breath scum there country is a poor horrible place the people are always annoying smarmy posh bastards haha or holligans that cant even speak there own language i read that we where going to invade britain in the 1930 it was called war plan red we would have took your shit country over i about two days i suppose they didnt in the end cause it was not worth taking over a complete trash can hahaha (ireland and america)xxxxx

    • Beaver says:

      with that point of view you've got to be irish ,sorry i dont blieve you .
      any decent knowledgable american would know how close we have been to britain particulary in military situations.and by critisising them the way you have youve actualy critised america besause us and the brits share the same way of life.dont forget theres good and bad things about all nations that includes us.

    • Homer says:

      NY is a shit place full of hookers and junkies
      Which one are you?

  20. Ellis says:

    Eds blog is quite humorous and close to the truth.
    Reading thru the cmments on here boy do the Irish have a high opinion of themselves.
    Particulry for a people who on the world stage have achieved nothing.
    If your gona call yourselves Irish Americans then why not go live in Ireland.
    The people of this nation are just American!

    • O'Brien says:

      No one Irish droped an atom bomb on anyone.
      Me thinks its ye yanks who have a high opinion of yourselfs
      No one anywhere likes Americans except your arse lickin pals the british.

  21. george says:

    The Irish are only dirt there f ucking everywhere Germany Spain Australia Canada America England the list goes o n and on they bread like rabbits and then f uckoff to your country and my country taking our work f ucking our women drinking our beer pissing and sh iting everywhere filthy animals total con men to boot go home i say go home paddy

  22. SPRINGFIELD says:

    How the heck could any self respecting American go along with the Irish hate campaign on here against the English. The English had a far bigger influence on our way of life than anyone.
    For gods sake they even gave us the language we speak.
    Ed is right ,what the hell have the Irish given this country besides drunkenness and many other social problems.
    They are hate mongers and we dont need that in America.
    Dont listen to their s hit.

    • Beaver says:

      Glad someone on here is thinking along the right lines

    • SPRINGFIELD says:

      Thanks Beaver

    • bill mcgovern says:

      im irish and i think the american irish are a joke.
      they know f*** all about english/irish relations,yet they have taken up a cause that dosnt exsist in the modern world.surely they have been in america long enough to forget ireland.
      we dont need any help from you cos there is no problem.

    • John says:

      and wtf have you yanks given the world other than war, genocide and civil unrest you stupid gobshite. the world doesnt need child/baby killers like yous in the world

    • sam says:

      Yeah an the world is full right up with irish trailer trash

    • UNCLE says:

      im an irish american but whats more important is that im an american.
      for you to blame america for all that just means that we are very important to you
      and guess what.i couldnt give a sh it about any of your problems you may have with the english

    • John IE says:

      self respecting american?? thats a good one, you americans don’t even know the meaning of the word “respect”!!!

    • SPRINGFIELD says:

      Niether do you you moron
      Looked in the dictionary for yous…….no such word retard

    • John IE says:

      I know a lot more about respect than you yankee clowns have ever given it you illiterate dumb cunt and your calling me a retard? yeah right
      Read the main comment you posted lad, “how can any self respecting american go along with this irish hate campaign on here”
      Are you thick or something, how can people go along with ANY hate campaign you gobshite, and as far as I saw this page was started up by a dumb pathetic yank and continued by dumb clueless retarded yanks like you!!!!

    • SPRINGFIELD says:

      Yeah thats dead right you dumb illiterate mick.
      Americans have a lots of self respect.
      Whats up Mr irish trailor trash cant stand anyone on the English side can you LAD lol
      Well let me tell you our constitution was based on thiers and all the mick jealousy in the world wont change that
      take your hate campaign against Americans and English elsewhere we are your betters.
      you pathetic a sshole.

    • John IE says:

      You know you remind me of forrest gump, with you being a retard like he was yous are practically same lol

      The english side? its a shame because as an ex british soldier, they just think yous are good for nothing clowns and complete retards. I havent stated that I was on anyone side, just here to make you yanks look like complete jokes, oh wait I don’t have to do that, to everyone yous are a joke lol

      Yous are nobodys betters, actually we are yours. You should be happy to have europeans like the irish and english over their to train yous how to sit aint that right forrest

    • karlo2010 says:

      Yous are the irish betters? hahaha is that why ireland has an excellent education system and america has one of the worlds worst…Proven fact…Springfield you are definately not on our side you come over to essex or anywhere in england with that attitude you will get your head kicked in you sad arrogant yank!!!

    • SPRINGFIELD says:

      Why Essex?
      Isnt that where all the easy chics come from?
      2010…..is that when you were born?
      Been to England plenty of times think the south east london dudes would kick your a ss.

    • John IE says:

      And because your stupidity is taken effect into that sponge you call a brain, it clearly just proves that you are an absolute plank, this page is about the irish so how about you take your hatred elsewhere you thick arrogant fuck

      For a nation who has one of the worlds worst education system, you are a right one to be to be offending a nation who had an excellent one so technically you are nobodys better eh forrest…fact

      But then again everything you say is utter crap and cannot be proved because you know nothing about the Irish or english, therefore you cannot afford to take anyones side, and I am a pathetic asshole?? hahahaha

      Tell you what, how about you clowns stop invading countrys for oil and stop murdering innocent people you fat lazy cunt…Get off that fat arse of yours and get a job

    • karlo2010 says:

      Funny because I grew up in south east london before I moved to essex and one thing I can tell you is that they would rather kill a sad arrogant stuck up retarded american like you more than they would kill me. And who are you to talk about england and south east london, you are only a guest in our country and you mean jack shit to the people of great britain, you walk into south east london you will be coming back out in an ambulance so stop acting as if you know them and what they are capable of. I have been to oh gratefull fat US of Assholes and to be honest you are practically a bunch of wankors in love with yourselves. You think that everyone loves you which they don’t, and you think that you are better than everyone which you are not. Tell me toerag name 10 bad things the Irish have done?? Besides drink, drunkness and the IRA and to be honest none of that is bad at all only the IRA but thats about it. I have been to ireland plenty of times and never had one problem with them. I could name worst off countries than ireland. You know nothing about irish people or british people so you are in no position to come on this and and post up facts and comments. I tell you what your problem is your arrogant hatefull stuck up and snobby. I know your type from a mile away think your better than other people and most likely you grew up a spoilt brat and guess what south east london lads hate them types of people. Now why don’t you grow up and act like a man and fuck off and keep your vile hatred opinions too yourself because your certainly not on our side. Your on your own side and I suggest you stay on your side and focus on your own countries problems because as far as we are concerned you have a lot of them. You should be ashamed of yourself mate I bet your mother and father would rather kill themselves rather than face what ungrateful swine they raised. And was I born in 2010? ha their is proof at how crap your education is and how dumb you are because if that was suppose to be an insult, jesus I can imagine how much of a coward you would be face to face :L:L

    • Monty Stender says:

      Your a mug mate
      You think the paddys are ok?
      Im a Londoner,wot you forgot about Canary Wharf, Woolwich,Downing St,Hyde park and all the otherplces in London they tried to bomb. And your stupid enuf to think Paddys like ya, ile tell ya theyr great to ur face but inside they fkg hate anything English.I think that Shermans got you sussed mate,2010 brain for you is about right. Anyway who ever heard of an Englishman called fkg Karlo. Ur a pr ic.

    • Mia says:

      The IRA did that mate. Not the Irish. I'm Irish and I don't hate the English. I don't hate the English because I have the intelligence to realise that mistakes made by your forefathers have nothing to do with your generation. Their are still ignorant stubborn Irish who have this animosity towards the English but there are many Irish people who don't feel that way. I for one feel quite close to the English as we share same values, humour etc. Hate is a waste of energy and time. When has any good come from hate? People who hate just haven't learned to love I think. It's sad. The guy who wrote this article doesn't seem serious to me. It's all a bit of a joke really. I dunno deep seeded hate like that means you've got some real problems. The wicked envy and hate; it is their way of admiring. :P

    • Monty Stender says:

      Agreed

    • karlo2010 says:

      No mate your the prick and so was the family that raised you spineless hatefull cunt firstly it was the IRA that bombed london but then again so did the germans you going to hate against them too? you clearly have no clue about the irish because i have close friends that are irish and so is my wife and they hold a lot more respect than you let me tell you. Don’t think you have a brain atall so i suggest you grow the fuck up and get on with life. because as far as i see your the only one who is being 2 face and hatefull and your an englishman? yeah ill believe that when me shite turns green. And whats my name got to do with this you weird arsehole. Go back to school and redo history and learn to spell you twat

    • Monty Stender says:

      Listen you paddy luvin wanker
      The Germans bombed London in a fkg war the irish did it as cowardly terrorists trying to kill us…yes us Londoners,but I dont think that includes you, you wanabe paddy spic.
      So cos u got paddy mates and could only get a paddy bird that makes them allright does it?
      Your no Londoner pal,u know fuck all about London or its people.
      And dont slag that yank off America was on our side in WW2 the fkg paddys wasnt ,the no good wankers was stabbin us in the back,but then again i dont think that us includes you. your some sort of treasonous fkd up foriegn pr ic.

    • Whatever says:

      The IRA are a terrorist organisation in no way supported by the public of Ireland. You're choosing a minority of people from a race and using it to generalize the entire country. It's people like you that are just as bad as these minorities, as you only know how to hate for the sake of hating. I'm hardly surprised though, considering how your post was written. They say hatred and stupidity go hand in hand.

    • John IE says:

      So let me get this straight monty, because I am irish I hate the english right and pretend to like them to their faces?
      Even though I lived over in london for years and have many british friends, I am supposely an IRA supporter, although I served in the british armed forces…Tell me does that make any sense?
      I think it is you thats the mug lad, because you make no sense. your just some thick illiterate toerag, learn to spell

    • Monty Stender says:

      Wasnt talkin to u.But if the cap fits.

    • John IE says:

      No you are not talking to me but technically you are talking about me because I am irish.
      Spouting about your anti-irish hatred sentiments that makes no sense what so ever. A londoner? yeah maybe you are one in the sewers but thats as far as you will ever get to being one.
      For you to blame all the irish people for the crimes commited by the IRA just says a lot about how stupid and arrogant you are and how little respect you have for yourself.
      Your an idiot lad

  23. EnglishLOL says:

    I am English and quite fond of my Western neighbours – the spirited Irish folk – (maybe because, in the end, we're all a bunch of proud pasty-skinned North-Western European drunken fecktards despite our disagreements ;) , but this article is funny as hell.

    Journalistic trolls FTW.

  24. Sweet Fanny Adams says:

    Every irish guy has my name in his pants ha ha ha ha

  25. Jono says:

    First of all if your american stop while your ahead heard the new batman film was a BLAST and if your from england well u can just fuck your self cause your queen well shes a prostitute that that started of sucking cock on moore st so Ill leave you wit this YOU LL NEVER BEAT THE IRISH

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