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ED ANGER SAYS: I HATE THE IRISH!


I’m madder than a leprechaun with a crooked shillelagh about St. Patrick’s Day!

St. Patrick’s Day is the stupidest holiday of the year, because the Irish are the craziest people on earth, next to the Paleostynians and those nutcase A-rabs. The Irish are basically just Mexicans who speak English.

Why are we having a big parade for a bunch of weirdos who pray to the Pope, believe in fairies and blow each other up?

I know my history, and this great country of ours was founded by Pilgrims and Puritans and other Protestants, not weirdo Catholics like the Irish. If it had been, the Statue of Liberty would be the Virgin Mary!

All the Irish do is get drunk and sing sad songs about dropping dead. Once a year, we let them march down the street, all boozed up on their disgusting warm brown beer. Then they stuff themselves with potatoes and cabbage and stink up the place!

Potato-eating, beer-puking Pope-lovers, that’s what they are!

What have the Irish ever done for America? They stuck us with those damn Kennedys, that’s what. Between their Old Man the crooked bootlegger, down to fat Teddy boy, that family is an embarrassment, not to mention a danger to public safety! Ralph Nader fellow should’ve left General Motors alone and gone after the Kennedys. Their cars should have warning labels instead of bumper stickers.

When St. Patrick’s Day rolls around, don’t get tricked by all the booze and the songs, my fellow Americans. It’s all part of an evil Jesuit plot to help the Vatican take over America! So stay away from all those crazy parades or you’ll end up praying to the wrong Jesus!

2,631 Responses to “ED ANGER SAYS: I HATE THE IRISH!”

  1. mick paddy says:

    why do you fear us so much

  2. Observer says:

    Why do the english have rotting teeth foul smelling breath,and walk around as if they had fallen off a flitting, I pity the poor souls, They drink till they are stupid, puke and pee all over there Town Centres, In fact English towns are ano go area on saturday nights, Could this be the same England that Crippsy is promoting, He must think the rest of the world dont watch the news,

    • Scouse says:

      your own racist generalisations are as backward as those which you are responding to – tosser!

    • Luke says:

      Well said Mr Scouse!

    • Frank says:

      And your promoting the Irish?
      Unfortunately drunken culture is worldwide,and of my experience in America the Irish lead that field.
      Cripsy obviously has a problem with the Irish. But Ithink he merely compares what Ireland as a people have achieved in history as oposed to Great Britain.

    • Worldwide Observer says:

      The Irish Are The ugliest people on earth.
      You are all in bred and it shows thru generations
      You are the next thing to being dog doo.
      Please all take arsenic now all of you lets stop this abortion of mankind.

    • john says:

      and u ofc come from the big old usa the place i dont want to be usa is full of gangs that will shoot u for looking the wrong way and look at your drug problems and u try to put england down cuz ppl like to chill but i guess nothing like this happens in the usa i have never seen anything good that came for your country see all u guys r good for is killing raping murder and steal from other country yea that right your country is so awsome and you kill your own ppl

  3. Bruno says:

    And today Mathew i`m going to be Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilly

  4. phill says:

    every one born in ireland north or south is IRISH ireland belongs to the irish billy

  5. phill says:

    ireland belongs to the irish north and south any one born north or south is irish billy

  6. phill says:

    northan ireland is irish billy you are irish

  7. Rodger the Dodger says:

    Just wait till the Scots get there independence,Crisppy will be really P ISSED OF

  8. Jack says:

    To St Patrick
    If you r him that means you r English
    What a c unt u r.

  9. phill says:

    so whats the story jack crippsy kelly billy not talkin to me any more if you get any more fu cken names ill run out of text space i dug your grave last night a lovely spot overlooking the Guinness lake under an oak tree it beautiful

    • Gunther says:

      I might say an Homily for him, I have some very choise German words i`d like to vent on him I hate this Crippsy boy

    • Christine Gleeson says:

      so what would a german know about problems in Ireland north or south.
      if you look at the dates on here crippsy has not been on here for some time. think you should all forget that issue and stick to the points raised

    • Rodger the Dodger says:

      You would like that wouldn`t you Crippsy,But you see we`r sick of hearing crippsy`s anti Irish shit

    • King Billy says:

      Stil waiting ye thick ye c unt cm'on
      Yeeve only got one problem thats me , ye spineless c unt ye.

    • Lester says:

      Does your mom let you stay up too late reading them horror comics.
      She shouldnt do that when you grow up you may frighten someone.

    • Lester says:

      Obviously it was Phil who i meant.

    • ... says:

      stick to the points raised on a hate site yea good one

  10. ... says:

    the reason St patrick's day is celebrated all over te world is because he was english but seen the light and said fu ck the english scum i'm irish from now on

  11. aditi says:

    oh thats great then i'll tell u what's the thing you can.

  12. American says:

    I agree with you on that one St Patrick

  13. phill says:

    i want your house nomber and mobile nomber

    • King Billy says:

      23A
      Give me the excact time yur gona be ther and I'l be outside.
      Cant F uckin wait!

    • phill says:

      ha ha fu cking fool i'm not going to tell you when i'm there i'm going to burn you to death while you sleep night night sweet dreams

  14. Rodger the Dodger says:

    I think i`l leave this stupid site,there`s nobody but crisppy to argue with, Hasn`t he got a wife to keep him occupied.Oops sorry i meant Sheep

  15. phill says:

    KING BILLY YOU ASKED ME FOR MY ADDRESS SO YOU COULD COME DOWN SOUTH I GAVE YOU MY ADDRESS AND PHONE NUMBER SO YOU COULD MAKE YOUR MERRY WAY DOWN AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS HIDE BEHIND THE BORDER YOU ARE THE HARD MAN ASKING FOR PEOPLES ADDRESS AND NAMES I'M OFFERING 500 STERLING TO ANYONE WHO BEATS THE SH IT OUT OF THIS FOOL AND POST'S IT ON YOU TUBE CALL THIS NOMBER TO RECIVE PAYMENT 0867326667 CASH

    • King Billy says:

      Yur a f uckin joke so ye r

    • phill says:

      is that it so what your saying is your just another mouth peace asking for my address and when you get it you run the other way BOY

    • King Billy says:

      ye havnt got £500.
      Niether have ye been here
      Nor have ye got the bottle te face me yurself
      I am not playing yur silly e mail games anymore.
      Ye know where te find me. yeve embarrased yurself ye fuc kin coward
      This is my last visit to this fenian site.

    • law maker says:

      ha ha ha ha fuc king fool anyone that can read can see for them selfs i wont be going any where i'll defend my country to the bitter end BOY as i said before its all here dated and timed and yes i am a fenian a freedom fither for the irish just like every irish man alive good look to you dirt bag

    • Larry says:

      Paddy terrorist pr ic.

  16. phill says:

    i want your mobile number

    • King Billy says:

      Face To face ye f ucken coward.
      Stop makin excuses n tellin lies.

    • phill says:

      telling lies its all here word for word dated and timed you dumb fuck your not a man of your word then are you BOY

    • The Apprentce boy says:

      Your' the one telling the lies.
      The dates and times only prove all you wanted was to talk.
      This is too easy for a gutless southerner like you cowards e mails and answerphone messages.
      You never met Bills' challenge by going to the North.Cos you know what you'd get.
      Keep talkin cos thats all you can do
      You have made a real c unt of yourself infront of everyone.

    • Rodger the Dodger says:

      Phill`s got you running scared boyo, He`s given you all the infamation you need to face up to him like a man, But you choose to hide away like the scared Rabbit, But dont worry boyo someday one of your own will finger you, and then you`ll have nowhere to skulk you cowardly

      phills got yourunning scared hasn`t he you twat, He`s given you all the infamation you need to come out and face him like a man,But you choose to hide away like the scared Rabbit you are, But don`t worry Boyo someday you`ll be fingered by one of your own, And then you`ll get whats coming to you, you know what happened to Lennie Dont you

    • fintan says:

      BUT THE QUESTION IS DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO LENNIE?

    • law maker says:

      your a fool

  17. Loyal English man says:

    Crippsy how dare you undermine our Gratious Queen, with all those detrimental post about our friends the Irish, especially afer she visited there, trying to build new relations You are one stupid stupid Dolt,God forgive you because the English wont

    • phill says:

      he's not English my freind he's from the north of ireland hate has been bred into him the english have more manners and respect for there fellow man he is a skin head scum bag not to mention a cowared

    • Loyal English man says:

      your probably right my friend, it does sound plausable,But one can never be sure with people like him. good luck

  18. toto says:

    the white house was designed by an irish man x tiocfaidh ar la !!!lol

  19. tommie says:

    IM IRISH AND I AM NOT CRAZY OR SMALL OR GINGER! I AM JUST A REGULAR CHILD AND PEOPLE IN IRELAND ARE NOT CRAZY! GERMANS ARE!

  20. Ted Caneddy says:

    Ed Anger for Presbyterian, whoops meant to say PRESIDENT !!!

  21. The apprentice boy says:

    PHIL BOTTLED IT AND SHOWED HIS SELF UP.
    LETTING ALL HIS IRA FOLLOWERS DOWN.
    THATS WHY THEY WERE DEFEATED.——— NO BALLS!

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  24. Lester says:

    The self promotion of the Irish on here is laughable.
    No matter how loud they shout and blame the english they will never get off the bottom.
    Whats more funny is they are actualy begining to believe thier own fairytale publicity.
    Keep it up its entertaining.

    • Tim Riley says:

      Typical yank
      We dont blame the english for anything anymore,but the world has a lot to blame America for.
      Since the troubles in the north ended Ireland gets on fine with the english stop trying to stir the shyte.

    • Scot says:

      He`s not American, Hes an English man named Crippsy, he accounts for the majority of post on this site, all be they under different names, He`s a real c unt

    • Lester says:

      Im not an Englishman.
      So how does this work on here anyone voicing an opinion which isnt pro Irish is cripsy.
      So where is freedom of speech?
      You have it all wrong man,your paraniod.

    • Scot says:

      The only Paranoid git on this site is Crippsy

    • Luke says:

      Go to the doctor mate your clearly unwell.

    • Luke says:

      Hes a yank. Just look at the rest of the bollex hes put.

    • Lester says:

      Dont you mean that without America the world would be in a lot of trouble.

    • Self promoting Paddy says:

      America is the world's self appointed policeman! And you talk about the Irish and self promotion. Hypocrite, much?

    • bryan says:

      ur dumb

    • Scot says:

      Well Lester, What have the Italians ever given to America the Maffia and ice cream, what a joke you are,

    • Lester says:

      I agree

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