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ED ANGER SAYS: I HATE THE IRISH!


I’m madder than a leprechaun with a crooked shillelagh about St. Patrick’s Day!

St. Patrick’s Day is the stupidest holiday of the year, because the Irish are the craziest people on earth, next to the Paleostynians and those nutcase A-rabs. The Irish are basically just Mexicans who speak English.

Why are we having a big parade for a bunch of weirdos who pray to the Pope, believe in fairies and blow each other up?

I know my history, and this great country of ours was founded by Pilgrims and Puritans and other Protestants, not weirdo Catholics like the Irish. If it had been, the Statue of Liberty would be the Virgin Mary!

All the Irish do is get drunk and sing sad songs about dropping dead. Once a year, we let them march down the street, all boozed up on their disgusting warm brown beer. Then they stuff themselves with potatoes and cabbage and stink up the place!

Potato-eating, beer-puking Pope-lovers, that’s what they are!

What have the Irish ever done for America? They stuck us with those damn Kennedys, that’s what. Between their Old Man the crooked bootlegger, down to fat Teddy boy, that family is an embarrassment, not to mention a danger to public safety! Ralph Nader fellow should’ve left General Motors alone and gone after the Kennedys. Their cars should have warning labels instead of bumper stickers.

When St. Patrick’s Day rolls around, don’t get tricked by all the booze and the songs, my fellow Americans. It’s all part of an evil Jesuit plot to help the Vatican take over America! So stay away from all those crazy parades or you’ll end up praying to the wrong Jesus!

2,631 Responses to “ED ANGER SAYS: I HATE THE IRISH!”

  1. Rodger the Dodger says:

    No matter wich username crippsy uses,Is spelling always gives is identity away ha ha ha ha ha ha

  2. ... says:

    i beleve that crippsy and king billy here are from the north of ireland they both use the term [ you down south]. That is where the hatered is coming from these are the kind of people that spit on children on there way to school.
    So two of the beatles are irish and the english and american governments took gold from the nazis in ww2 stolen from millions of murdered jews i tell ye people in gl*** houses ?????

    • new guy says:

      those poor jews

    • Johnson says:

      The Beatles are Irish.
      I have heard it all now.
      Think youl find the Brits were entitled to that gold seeing as America bankrupt them after saving the free world.
      If it wasnt for Britain Hitler would have been right here in the US doin the same here.
      Take your anti Brit bigotry elsewhere its not welcome in America.

  3. ... says:

    I see the irish government is going to let children from the north have the choise of being schooled in the republic but dont worry we wont spit on your children as they walk to school

    • King Billy says:

      No self respecting parent in the north would allow thier children to be taught by those indoctrinated atheists in the republic anyway.

    • Ned says:

      Well done crippsy no spelling mistakes,That King Billy alias must have done you some good you f ucking Melt

    • Crippsy says:

      Thought you Aussies were outdoor people.
      Why don't you go surfin somewhere drown yourself and stop anoying us all with your laptop wanker.
      You n your namesake should probably meet the same ending.

    • Ned says:

      Piss of you pommy midget, Everybody online hates you, why dont you throw yourself under one of those red buses you have over there, And put youself out of your misery

  4. william gladstone says:

    says king bill???. I fear no man my address is there for all to see if you want to meet your maker at the cabra house just let me know ill give you a phone nomber you leave a voise mail with the time you will be there and ill meet you there. i hope for your sake you know what your doing

  5. william gladstone says:

    First of all APOLOGY accepted. I suppose the public apology your PM gave to us last year was for nothing then. Your PM indeed admitted that your army were not shot at first. As for Lennon and Mc Cartney i never claimed they were Irish only that they were of Irish decent and of course they needed the british music indutry if they wanted to be big on the world stage. And there you go again using propoganda words like extremist which has no place with regards to any of my comments.

    • Crippsy says:

      Firstly DC never apologised on behalf of me nor the British army.
      In the interests of diplomacy these PC politiians will sell their countrymen down the river regardless of the truth.
      And I understand your comments about L& McC which only proves that was a blog not written by you. Sorry if you dont like the term extremist but how else could you describe ridiculous statements in those articles like the Irish are taking the world over and those wildly remote decendency connections of famous people to Ireland.These are the desired ideals someone desperately trying to promote credibility of a cause which was perpitrated by terrorism.
      There is one thing you paddys will never understand about the average English working man that is none of us could remotely care less about who owned the north of Ireland,it dosnt affect our lives in the slightest. What we do care about is terrorist killings of innocent people which is the route your people chose to prolect thier cause,
      The British are not your problem but the protestants in the north would be,a force you could never defeat.
      As I've said all along your real dislike for the British is based on shear Jealousy.
      I can see now its only cowardise stoping you revealing your real name.

    • Brit says:

      Dont you ever class yourself as the average working man, Its people like you that give the english a bad name.Do you still pray at the shrine of thatcheryou working class snob

    • Crippsy says:

      Wankers like you would let everyone slag England off.
      You know fuck all about my class so dont mug yourself by pretending you do.
      Your probably linked to some Irish somewhere anyway.
      You have no class at all!

    • Brit says:

      If i was i would be proud of it the Irish are celts,and they were here first,Also 70% of the english DNA is celtic, You stupid prat

    • new guy says:

      good post spot on

  6. Karl says:

    Crippsy is a thick biggoted proddy limy D ICK HEAD

    • Crippsy says:

      Limey has an E in it.
      What a master of debate you are.
      KARL THE KUNT ha ha ha ha ha

    • Karl says:

      And you Crappsy the crap head are master of f uck all,You are indeed a first class unaduterated piece of shit

    • Crippsy says:

      Ha Ha Ha Ha that the best you can do?
      Your even inept at insults. Ha Ha Ha Ha

    • Rodger the Dodger says:

      I cant believe thick Crippsy corrected Karls spelling, After the atrocious spelling in is own post

    • Crippsy says:

      That all you got slow boy.
      Run along your late for choir practise.

    • Rodger the Dodger says:

      Anything that windes you up is fine by me idiot

    • Crippsy says:

      You couldnt wind a cuckoo clock up.
      what is 'windes',your the spelling man,or is that only nursery books.
      Bet you were even slow then ….bottom of a dopey Welsh nursery class Ha Ha Ha HA

    • Rodger the Dodger says:

      Oh dear me did i spell something wrong, Never mind iv`e a long way to go before i beat youre record, remember WICCAPEDIA, You pathetic Numbskull go get an education

  7. william gladstone says:

    BOY your making a fool of your self AGEN go back to the cave you've been hiding in little soft coward

    • King Billy says:

      Wots ur real naene ye gutless fenien Kunt
      Ye cant hide 4ever
      Wel get ye. ansar that phone ye coward

    • Bruno says:

      King Billy spells worse than Crippsy in is wild racist comments

    • Brit says:

      Speak f ucking english tosspot

    • King Billy says:

      Is that Brit Ekland ye fuckin tart.

    • Bruno says:

      Stop hiding behind protestant stereo types ,you slimey gutless little ponce, We all know its sheep shag ger Crippsy

    • King Billy says:

      Hey poofta_Sounds like you and that Dumb Welsh prik are the same guy.
      Or are you just caughtin the same flock Ha Ha Ha Ha

    • King Billy says:

      Name wanker——– im on ur case!

    • Facepaim says:

      Fu ck you Crippsy

    • King Billy says:

      For your information queer fela.
      My name is William Miller,I live at Huss Row,Belfast,BT13 just off the Shankill.
      And I dont like pooftas, feniens nor anyone against Great Britain.
      I have f uck all to hide
      Anybody wants to come see me please do.

    • Bruno says:

      The only queer feller on this site is you Crippsy Sheep Shag ger, Belfast Addresses mean nothing to me, Anyway only a pillock would give is address away on a site like this,King Fuc king Billy indeed ha ha ha ha ha and my name isAlfred the Great

    • King Billy says:

      How many more times ye thick queer cunt.
      Gladstones address and a wrong phone no is on here but thats ok with you.
      Dont make excuses we all no u r that dozy welsh c unt.
      Just be honest
      Who will you be next f ucking Borrat.

    • Bruno says:

      Fu ck you you little shite;Onc more Crisppy And and queer King Billy are the same, Comprehendo, Now get back to that homo sheep cunt

    • Rodger the Dodger says:

      Be careful what you wish for boyo

    • King Billy says:

      Dont think ye could find yur way out of the village.

    • Lester says:

      So what are you faceache ? Father of Bryan.

    • Phill says:

      The address is to a pub you dumb cunt and that phone is never turned on you leave a voice mail when your there and then I’ll go down and cut your troat and bleed you out like a the pig you are

    • Bruno says:

      Go get him phill, He`s long over dew for a good pasting, King Billy indeed What a fuc king laugh

    • King Billy says:

      I dont think Phils talkin to me ye dumb f uck Roger.
      I never left a phone number.
      He must be talkin to gladstone.
      I'le make arrangments with any b astard.
      and hes right gladstones number goes straight te ansarphone

    • Bruno says:

      Of course he is sh it for brains,Youv`e got that many accounts you dont know who`s who,You cant tell friend from foe, The mind boggles at your utter stupidity

    • Phill says:

      I am Gladstone you stupid dumb dumb f ucker that’s my name phill now if you want to meet ring the f ucken number when your at the Fucken pub and like I said I’ll cut your f ucken troat There was no message on that voice mail that number is for work it doesn’t get turned on if it’s turned on it can be traced are you a man or a f ucken child if you are stay at home early grave and all that

    • phill says:

      i am talking to you i am gladstone

  8. Hilda says:

    Why is that excuse for an english man Crippsy getting so upset about the Irish,He is such an ignorant mong, I can only come to the conclusion that he ails from northern ireland

  9. Brit says:

    I think Crisppy would like england to be the 51st state of America

  10. Barbara - Ireland says:

    Hi Ed,
    You piece is the funniest comedy writing I have read in a long time, it made e laugh till I cried, seriously you should be on Tv. Thank for the laugh….still laughing….LOL

  11. Barbara Hennessy says:

    Hi Ed,
    Your piece was the funniest ever, I laughed till I cried, Thanks for the laugh….. LOL

  12. Virginia Tom says:

    Hi Ed
    Great blog all true word for word.
    Reading some of the posts on here think you got some of the Irish upset.
    But thats ok the truth allways hurts
    More please.

    • King Billy says:

      Amen

    • Mickey says:

      Get f ucked ye American arsehole

    • Ben says:

      We know your Crippsy We know your Crippsy

    • Virginia Tom says:

      Who is Crippsy?
      Do you guys actually believe he would be the only person in the world with an unfavorable take on the Irish
      You people should get out more!
      Just showing my agreement with the blog not going to dwel on here.

    • King Billy says:

      Yur dead right Tom these idiots on here think that anyone who has an opinion thats not the same is theirs is cripsy.
      Ther a self righteous bunch of wankers so they r.

  13. Brian Boru says:

    Crippsy has introduced three more make believe americans on to the site He`s got more accounts than a horse has arse

  14. Luke says:

    Thank you nice post i hate living in ireland surrounded by irish people. I really feel they are a pathetic race they have nothing to be proud of their history is terrible. I can't wait now I'm 18 i''m going back home to england. Thank you for the post im glad others have the intelligence and guts to admit what irish people are. And they think you americans and canadians love them haha

    • Phill says:

      Good luck to you one less English WANKER

    • Fred says:

      Then why dont all the paddys living in England f uck off back ,if thats the case.

    • Fred says:

      What have itold you, you stinking pervert about writing ant Irish propaganda with my username ,Send me your address cunt, iv`e a bone to pick with you

    • Luke says:

      I did not write this post it must have been that wanker Crippsy, I apolagise for any upset caused by his nasty untrue lies about the Irish

    • King Billy says:

      Did ye ever think maybe yur not the only one in the world called Luke.__Ye f uckin idiot.

    • Luke says:

      Yes there might well be plenty of Lukes but not on this site,Now what fu cking idiot would name himself after a sixteenth century dutchman,for fu cks sake man ,get over it, All the people born in Ireland are Irish, no matter what you say, So live with it you Moron

    • Phill says:

      Fred your right but the Irish aren’t doing what you wankers are doing on here d ick head eat shit and die hate filled scum

  15. newvision says:

    that is a personal opinion, maybe someone hate, other love it,

  16. Jean says:

    I to have noticed Crippsys multie accounts you can tell it`s him as he makes the same spelling mistakes over and over again, He must be sat at his Computer spouting poison 24/7 This man is a complete head the ball

    • Fred says:

      What is a head the ball?
      Think hes got you all beat,thats why your paranoid and think everyone is him.
      Perhaps your someone else too,your spelling is awful.

    • Jean says:

      For the uneducated,An head the ball is a person who sustains brain injuries caused by continuous heading of a Caseball, Someone not unlike yourself Fred, But mainly aimed at Crippsy

    • Mickey says:

      Does that mean you want to give him head in gaelic.

  17. william gladstone says:

    CRIPPSY COME BACK YOUR DRIVING THEM ALL MAD
    THEY ALL THINK ANYONE WHO IS ANTI-IRISH IS YOU!

  18. This might be the best Ed Anger in years.

  19. Kelly says:

    The only make believe Americans are the Irish ones.

  20. Bruno says:

    No sign of crippsy yet,The wee tosser must have gone for is Pie and mash and John Smiths ugh

    • Jock Mactavish says:

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Yes thats were the we tosser will be ,Stinking the place out no doubt, Stinky arse Crippsy they call him. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  21. Geronimo says:

    Crisspy is a white nigger

  22. Observer says:

    After due consideration i have come to the conclusion that if the few pro Irish posters on this site were to leave, Crippsy would be left Talking to himself,Witch is of course what he`s been doing all along

    • Kelly says:

      Give me a break,blokes like cripsy feed off of idiots like you.
      And anyone who oposes you you say its him.
      Sure hes said some silly things but so of most of the Irish on here.
      Myself I dont think hes been on here for some time and your crowd wont let him go.
      Think youd all be f cked for somethin to do without him

    • Observer says:

      Crippsy Kelly ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    • Rodger the Dodger says:

      No Blokes like crippsy feed off Pie and Mash and John Smiths, and stink everybody out ,He`s a low life Garbage bin, He should be recycled.

  23. Observer says:

    Ive been watching crippsy when he does is King Billy, He actually tries to spell in a Northern Irland accent , Mind you he cant even spell in English

  24. william gladstone says:

    still waiting on that call crippsy billy ive picked out a lovely plot in the sally gap for you

    • King Billy says:

      Yur not scaring me one bit ye f uckin wanker.
      I dont talk to ansarphones.
      Yeve got my address come n see me ye coward n yule be put in yur place as allways.
      Phil gladstone ha ha ha ha ha

    • william gladstone says:

      i was allready up there where do you think ive been for the last weak you left me no house number i waited and watched.It's a horribal little dive filthy pikey filled council estate king billy you are indeed the king of a dump i would'nt shit where you live ha ha ha Haaaaaaaa. YOU asked ME for my address hard man now live up to your word and come see me

    • King Billy says:

      Own up coward fela yeve botled it.
      Yeve got all the detail ye need
      Or maybe yur mammy wont let ye come ha ha ha ha

    • phill says:

      BOTTLED what every one posting on here knows what a fool and total cowared you are you asked me for my address you asked me for mine i gave it and the you try to get me to go up there i want to cut your troat down here infront of the people you hate so much you've BOTTLED it and made a total fool out of your self and then like a fucken tit gave your real name every catholic for a hundred mile wants your blood you fuc king gobshi te as in a person who talks nothing but sh ite that number agen 0867326667

    • Kelly says:

      Think the only gap you gots between your ears.

    • Observer says:

      Whose ears are are you talking about you silly billy,it could be anybodys

    • King Billy says:

      Phill has nothing between his ears apart from hate.__Is he too dumb to realise nobody gives an inch when thier own nationality is under attack.__I say to you Phil you are a fool and you and your mindless flock of followers on here are a disgracce to the Irish.__The purpose of any debate should be a working towards settlement and peace.__Threats of violence go nowhere,hatred should always be the only loser.

    • phill says:

      thats rich coming from you. You are the only loser becouse you were showing such heatred for my people no one wants to know people like you and as you've seen hatered gets you nothing i have no respect for you at all

    • King Billy says:

      That last post never came from me ye dopy c unt ye.
      But the fela was right ur a wanker so ye r.

    • phill says:

      im waiting on the admin to publish my last post for you billy

    • phill says:

      well bill still no call a few at around 3 am but no message left

    • ... says:

      you asked me for my adress pal now if you haven't got the guts to come down south and see me after asking me for my address you sad little boy dont bother posting here any more another man who's word that means nothing coward i want your mobile nomber and ill need your house nomber so i can pour petrol in your letter box while you sleep

    • law maker says:

      your a fool

    • NORRIS says:

      What a brave man you are on e mail__sad sad sad sad

  25. St Patrick says:

    One word to describe him FAG I bet he looks like that fat guy from the world of warcraft episode on South Park .He's probally never been to ireland .He probally enjoys these comments gives him some sick pleasure

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