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ED ANGER SAYS: I HATE THE IRISH!


I’m madder than a leprechaun with a crooked shillelagh about St. Patrick’s Day!

St. Patrick’s Day is the stupidest holiday of the year, because the Irish are the craziest people on earth, next to the Paleostynians and those nutcase A-rabs. The Irish are basically just Mexicans who speak English.

Why are we having a big parade for a bunch of weirdos who pray to the Pope, believe in fairies and blow each other up?

I know my history, and this great country of ours was founded by Pilgrims and Puritans and other Protestants, not weirdo Catholics like the Irish. If it had been, the Statue of Liberty would be the Virgin Mary!

All the Irish do is get drunk and sing sad songs about dropping dead. Once a year, we let them march down the street, all boozed up on their disgusting warm brown beer. Then they stuff themselves with potatoes and cabbage and stink up the place!

Potato-eating, beer-puking Pope-lovers, that’s what they are!

What have the Irish ever done for America? They stuck us with those damn Kennedys, that’s what. Between their Old Man the crooked bootlegger, down to fat Teddy boy, that family is an embarrassment, not to mention a danger to public safety! Ralph Nader fellow should’ve left General Motors alone and gone after the Kennedys. Their cars should have warning labels instead of bumper stickers.

When St. Patrick’s Day rolls around, don’t get tricked by all the booze and the songs, my fellow Americans. It’s all part of an evil Jesuit plot to help the Vatican take over America! So stay away from all those crazy parades or you’ll end up praying to the wrong Jesus!

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1,938 Responses to “ED ANGER SAYS: I HATE THE IRISH!”

  1. Marie says:

    Jesus Christ. You lot go on about how he’s a troll yet yeh leave all these comments??

    I’m assuming you realize it’s the 21st century right? About fucking time idiots like you grow up and cop the fuck on. You’re all giving bad names for your countries. Wah wah wah Americans are fat, the Irish are drunks, the English are stuck up pricks. Every country is known for something, tough shit if yeh don’t like what it is.

    Also, if you’re going to keep making idiotic long posts could yeh at least type properly?? Morons

  2. bruno says:

    i am german and you english can`t agree with any of of the eu states you are outcast

    • Crippsy says:

      No
      The entirity of the British population went into that deal beliieving it was just for trade.
      But it turned out very diferent.
      Think we're all coming to the realisation now that its worthless to us and theres much more to be gained dealing with stronger allegences.
      Oh by the way you did mean Great Britain didn't you?

    • Greaseball says:

      Think McCarrrttthhhigggh is you queer fella

    • mccarthaigh says:

      i told you before piss off crippsy, go and play your cliff richard s records.

    • Greaseball says:

      The Dubliners should have been interned!

    • maccarthaigh says:

      i like the dubliners

    • Greaseball says:

      Says it all.

    • Crippsy says:

      No wer'e happy to let you carry on keeping third world countries like Greece,Ireland & Spain.

    • mccarthaigh says:

      you stupid imbecile.england owes more money than the greeks,the only thing that saved your skin is that you dont have the euro, so basicly your the fattest of the euro pigs

    • Crippsy says:

      Thought you wern't anti British……What an arsehole you are.

    • maccarthaigh says:

      stuck for proper answer agiain are we. what a minger you realy are.most english people hate the likes of you, in your working life,that is if you ever did work,you probably scabbed at every strike, then accepted what the unions had won. i`v got your ticket allright arsehole

    • Crippsy says:

      The British economy is big enough to pay back any borrowing.
      Ireland are just scroungers.
      You wouldn;t understand that because scrounging on sympathy is the Irish way of life wanker!

    • maccarthaigh says:

      i wouldn`t be to sure about that in todays climate, and dont forget the amount of british and northern irsh job that rely on irish imports. you grubby little git

    • Crippsy says:

      You've been stuck for an answer to everyones coments about you.
      And no you can't tarmac my drive tinkerboy.

    • maccarthaigh says:

      they dont have drives in council run high rise flats

  3. bruno says:

    who ist this crisspy, he ist such a dumkopf

  4. Irsish&Proud says:

    Im irish and all you fuckers take 2 fingers and shove em up your ass im getting this site closed your all a bunch or racist wankers our country did more too shape america and we have had more influence then most. I HATE THE IRISH we dont fucking care who hates us im proud and the middle finger too all ya.

  5. mccarthaigh says:

    dont listen to greaseball. yank. or tex. these amongst others are just figments of crippsys imagination

  6. Churchill says:

    Don't worry Cripsy I think this idiot is actually Bruno, Paulc & Futuradvocate.
    Thats why he thinks you are being others too.
    He can't stand the thought of being overwhelmingly ridiculed.

    • Futureadvocate says:

      Nice try.
      We've already established that Crippsy and Yank were the same person as he slipped up.
      I would guess that you were another one based on similar grammar and the tag team arse licking for each others comments.

    • Churchill says:

      Think New Englander was right about you.
      Or is he me too.
      You've no credibiliy his facts and common sense showed you for what you are……An extremist.

    • Futureadvocate says:

      His facts? I'm sorry but he lied and probably thought that he could get away with it.
      New Englander comes from the George W. Bush school of debate.If you disagree with him,you're an extremist.It's infantile.
      You and all the other inferiors latch onto him because he tries to offer an acceptable front to your type of depravity.He's composed and even polite – in that aww shucks kind of way – and you've mistaken it for credibility.
      But he lied and the ignorant would rather believe a lie.Which is where you,Crippsy and Tex come in…

  7. brian boru says:

    have you noticed when things are ok its england, when theres problems its brittain were all in it together.no wander the scots and welch want out

  8. maccarthaigh says:

    there you go again you excuse for a human being. what the fuck is an idoit ha ha ha you cockney git

    • Churchill says:

      Read it again you crosseyed dopey mick idiot is spelled correctly in that post.
      And you would know its a word probably directed at you more often than any.
      I don't come from anywhere near London…… wrong again thick mick

    • maccarthaigh says:

      read it again shit for brains

  9. ER11 says:

    wanting to find out why the irish joke was laughter world wide, i decided to travel to ireland and find out. The answer came quick. Its beause their stupid. they live on potatos and cabbage and cant talk properly. they get pissed up, go home and beat up their wives and have lots of kids and when they've saved up enough money they emigrate to england.

  10. elizabeth11 says:

    the irish are stupid pissed up mongs who are hell bent on emigrating,mainly to england. They dig holes,have rotten teeth and cannot be trusted to any extent. they dont know what they want and are prepared to fight for it. Some micks (paddys) like to don a frock (kilt).

    • Churchill says:

      I can see you point

    • maccarthaigh says:

      i see youv`e made another highly educated friend, iq robably one below a turd

    • maccarthaigh says:

      thats not the irish, youv`e been watching the jeremy kyle show dick head

    • Churchill says:

      Your so anti Britsh its glaringly obvious you should leave.
      Why dont you ask silly named Dad to get you an Irish passport.
      Cant believe a wanker like you has a British passport.
      You are unwanted SCUM who is due no rights because of your opinoin.
      Dont mind all those benefets tho do you Pat.
      You're not worthy to stand upon English soil.

    • Fayer says:

      Gosh Elizabeth you must love all this attention your getting when describing US Irish.I bet you've never traveled outside your own country? I used to live in Cisco (San Francisco) and my room mate had exactly the same attitude as you. Guess what. He never had the balls to go see for himself what the world is like outside his own state. By the way I was born in Lubbock Tx. So say what you want about Irish people because they'll always come out on top. They are the best loved nation of people in the world no matter were we go. And thats a fact. Look it up. My guess is you had a relationship with some one from Ireland and they broke your hart. Well thats too bad. It happens to everyone. Its either that or your just to damn IGNORANT.

    • Churchill says:

      No your damn ignorant.
      The Irish in America are Americans. And saying someone should look outside their own country is rich coming fom an American,a nation where only 20% of the population have passports.
      The Irish will never come out on top, they're a third world country who survives by scrounging off of the international comunity.
      Come to Europe and see how much the inbred Irish are loved. More like loathed.
      Not a very good post from someone who comes from the home of Buddy Holly

    • maccarthaigh says:

      well iv`e got to hand it to you churchill your bloody consistant, having a go at the americans now are we, just because they see through your blind irish bigotry. do you think they dont wach the news. all the world know the tories dont want to be part of europe, its the english that are disliked in europe not the irish. also what would a toffee nosed prat like you know about buddy holly, i didn`t think you`d like anything connected to country music, you know that music wich was originaly taken to america by the irish and scotch irish. i suppose you`ll argue to the contrary as usual

    • Churchill says:

      The biggest musical phenomena to ever hit the USA was the Beatles.
      They are English.
      By the sound of your childlike mind you'd be too young to remember them let alone Buddy Holly.

    • maccarthaigh says:

      why dont you youtube paul mccartneys song, [ give ireland back to the irish] you should enjoy it grandad

    • Churchill says:

      You havn't taken in a singlt word have you.
      If McCartney said that he's right……..No one in England gives a fuck.
      But if it did happen the south would be in danger of losing the civil war that would follow with the UDA then they'd have nothing.
      But a plastic wanabe paddy Englishman kike you can only take in Daddy the Paddy's indoctrination.
      As its been said your a disgrace to Britain so let the paddy's have you, but to them you'd be just another Englishman. Ha Ha Ha

    • maccarthaigh says:

      it is a song you plonker so iguess you didn`t listen to it, whats this war your papping on about, ithought the uda had disarmed like the ira ,or are you privy to information no one else is,ill` give you this you poison bastard you can sure twist peoples words,are you going to pray inthe synagogue later to beg forgivness hahahahahahaha

    • fat yank says:

      john lennon had irish decendents and they where from liverpool half of liverpool clames to be irish so what do you know about the beatles if you had the luck of the irish youd rather english instead do these words sound familiar

    • maccarthaigh says:

      i agree with you fat yank

    • Churchill says:

      Looks like you've made another pal.
      Reading his posts looks like you have the same brainpower.
      Bet he don't know you're actually English and served the crown.
      Or maybe he is you when your pissed.

    • maccarthaigh says:

      i refuse to talk to aliases, come back when your crippsy your not fooling any body, you lack of brain power homo get a life.

    • Chuchill says:

      Sorry it's not me who's Cripsy.
      Don't need any allies like you do.
      Crippsy certainly got you rattled, think he's got you beat.
      My fellow Englishman!

    • Churchill says:

      So what most of the British Isles have been interbread, he wasn't an IRA supporter though.
      He also came 7th in the pole of greatest BRITONS……because thats what he was British-English.

    • maccarthaigh says:

      have you fucking well blown them, were has anybody said that the beatles weren`t british,your twisting words again,the person in question was on about decsendants.your pissed plastic limy

    • maccarthaigh says:

      what the dickens is interbread, could it be some new type of loaf, you illiterate wanker

    • EllyFitz says:

      Churchill you are a small minded, ill educated, racist asshole who has nothing better to do with himself but bash the Irish. I'll have you know that I am no scrounger as you called my people. I'm someone who has a masters degree in a language which your countrymen opposed on my nation hundreds of years ago and I'm sure you cannot claim to have the same. I have no hate for decent English people but the ones like you on the other hand I cannot stand as you have no idea how to address a so called problem you have with my fellow countryman. Nobody forces St Patricks day on you or indeed on Ed so if you don't like the holiday then don't celebrate it, simple as. You are RACIST full stop and there's no polite way of hiding that fact so the sooner the better you realise us Irish are not going away the sooner you can get yourself something called a life.

    • fat yank says:

      big fat c u n t

    • fat yank says:

      i have lovely teeth dont dig holes and have no intention of emigrating to that hole you call home

    • fat yank says:

      and the admin refuse to let any one irish defend them selfs by not posting our coment

    • Rodger the Dodger says:

      if you wat to keep those teeth of yours ingood shape, then dont come to this third world country; only the middle classes can afford treatment, thats if you can find a dentist

    • saoirse says:

      The Irish built england and america..I love being irish we are very proud of our culture our music our pride!!..Let me tell you ireland never tryed to take over anyones country..Look at england full of scummy brit bastards! England tryed to take over i dont no how many diffrent countrys yeah that pride..its obvious they HATE what they have..The irish are loved all over the world and most hatted is english!! Ugly people and Country was never in it..wouldnt be caught dead in the place thats a fact

    • love ireland says:

      I LOVE IRELAND BECAUSE…..”

      “Your country has ALWAYS called to me..your sweeping landscapes of rich green speckled with whites from happy sheep…music that makes my insides swell with joy! No other place can quite pacify my soul the way Ireland can. Lost in Ireland? Lucky me.”

      “Ireland feels like a dear old friend…an old friend who greets me with warmth and cheer no matter what the weather is, who serves up the best food and tea ever to cross my lips. An old friend who makes me feel at home so far away from home.”

      “When I visited I wanted to be as close to the everyday folks as possible. Tourist sites are great for photos but for lasting memories it was the Irish people who seemed so familiar…that’s because they reminded me so much of my family.”

      “It’s a place where beauty and serenity, laughter and music come together, wrapped up in myths and legends, and sprinkled with fairy dust and little people.”

      “The friendliness of the people is absolutely unparalleled and the genuine warmth of a cead mile failte drinking a Guinness by a turf fire and listening to trad music is the best experience in the world.”

      “It feels like home. The moment I set foot on Irish soil an overwhelming sense of calm and peace overcomes me. In this age of rushing we often forget to stop and enjoy the beauty of this world. Ireland offers this and so much more.”

      “It's like going home. I have clean air and towns; simplicity at it's finest; warm pubs to talk with new lifelong friends; true quietness when I want it; the bustle of a city when I need it; history, music, art, architecture,and something to do every day.”

      “On a cold day after overlooking the green hills and amazing views there is always within reach a warm pub, a smiling face, a pint, and a story waiting for you.”

      “Everything is so green and lush! Here in America something 100 years old is considered "old". In Ireland, you see things that are older than ANYTHING in America!! It is AWESOME!”

  11. Irishman191 says:

    Fag

  12. Irishman191 says:

    Stupid Stereotype!!!!!

  13. Ned says:

    Us Australians say, grow your own dope plant a pom. Up the irish fuck the English

    • Churchill says:

      Get those stupid stars off of our flag.
      Australia is overwhelmingly English but you just wont admit it.

    • Ned says:

      What do you mean english? its been proven that the dna of the english is predomanently celtic.so stuff your stars up your ass you dope

    • Jonathan says:

      The DNA of the English is predominately Anglo and Saxon. We are the most superior people on the planet.

      The Australians are largely the descendants of the lousy scum we had no further use for. That's why we dumped them over there and that's why morons like Ned are so insecure.

      I think the Aborigines are great people ever and Ned is fodder for them.

    • Ned says:

      The last person with an attitude like yours was called Hitler

    • Crippsy says:

      Jonathan you are spot on.
      There are idots posting anti British/English comments on this site with impunity.
      The biggest culprit is Maccarthaigh who is actually English yet a clear IRA sympathiser.
      Read thru his posts and you'l see what a traitor this piece of scum is.
      He sponges off our country with no remorse.
      Best of luck my countrymnan.

    • elizabeth11 says:

      g'day mate. Yeh, us aussies also say "give us our land back". What tribe you, brother.

  14. J.K. says:

    I Do hope irish people will continue to be farmers as thats all they can do and not even so well.
    Stupid bunch of retarded monkeys. Nobody has done anything to try to improve this country, buildings are falling apart and supermarkets seems to be from the third world. Its fuc…depressive to live in this dump. I hope one day it will explode and will sink in the ocean, this would be a favour for the whole humanity.

    • Ned says:

      Yes followed by a tsunami that would drown you fucking no brains in England,now that would be poetic justice

  15. Kelvin says:

    Ireland is the HELL ON THE EARTH. Very boring and depressive place. I understand why in this country people get drunk every day, first because they are idiots, second because there is nothing else to do here!!!

  16. ELLY says:

    Irish people are retarded if you see a retarded face on the street, you do not have any doubts, she-he is irish. Ugly, stupid human being. They are arrogants are they feel they have to be as they feel inferiors to all others. thats what they are INFERIORS

  17. Alex says:

    Irish are like farts…you can feel their smell and sound and they are everywhere but they dissolve in a while as they are useless…

  18. fat yank says:

    every nation in the world hates america its a pitty the towel heads didnt finish you off your the fatest nation in the world have a nice day and would yaaalllllllllllllll like cheese with that

  19. Rodger the Dodger says:

    ENGLISH minimum wage £6 07 Irish minimum wage £8.65 who are the retards now

  20. fat yank says:

    why was my comment not posted

  21. fat yank says:

    you are the most hated nation in the world and the fatest would you like some cheese with that have a nice day yallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

  22. fat yank says:

    do the scumbags who run this site have a contact nomber

  23. fat yank says:

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