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TUPAC IS ALIVE

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PBS reported that the  rapper Tupac Shakur was sighted in Tasmania this weekend. 

PBS is reporting that  Tupac Shakur was sighted and photographed having drinks at a bar in Snug, Tasmania.  Soon thereafter the internet was ablaze with speculation if this was real and Tupac was really alive.

Tupac Shakur was allegedly gunned down September 7th 1996 after leaving a boxing match.  However reporters have discovered that Tupac actually survived the shooting, but he and record label executives paid off medical examiners to claim he had died.  His apparent death allowed him to escape his assailants and his constant legal battles.

Since then Tupac had lived in hiding under an assumed name in rural Pennsylvania.  Weekly World News reporters tracked down the beloved rap star to his new home.

With regards to going into hiding he said, “At first it was life or death.  I’d just been shot at and I knew it wasn’t going to stop.  Once I was out of the game, a fresh start looked too good.  All the baggage from the old life, I could let it go and walk away.”

Since then, “I mostly keep my head low.  Don’t draw attention.  Staying out of trouble.”

When asked about how he spends his time, he said, “Ya know, same old same old.  Shop at the Farmer’s Market.  Keep my bees, get some honey.  Flirt with the girls at Dairy Queen.  Nothin’ big.”

For creative exploits, Tupac says, “I like to knit.”  His house was covered with hand knit pieces celebrating his former celebrity and sweaters with ‘Thug Life’ stitched on them.   Above the couch was a large tapestry depicting a scene from his California Love video.  He went on: “I do a lot of writing.  Jewel’s book of poetry, that was mine.  I also ghost wrote the screenplay for ‘The Lake House’.”

Tupac said he has no plans to return to the public eye.  “I’m a keep it straight chillin’ here.  Keep them bees, work the strawberry patch.  End of the day, play on with some World of Warcraft.  It’s a good life.”

699 Responses to “TUPAC IS ALIVE”

  1. @TheMonkeeh says:

    LMFAO! THIS SHITTTT IS FAKEEE AS FUKCCC !

  2. samson says:

    wao ,pac iz alive? great nues mann

  3. pssshh says:

    If It’s Not on Yahoo Don’t Believe This Shit

  4. tupacs son says:

    My daddy is not alive he died simple as that stop trying bring him back he’s not coming back and this is fake as duck and whoeve wrote this shit is a straight faggot

  5. Lou says:

    Yall are the dumbest fucks ever…this website known for doing fake articles…retards

  6. Lonzy says:

    I don’t believe it

  7. Niiah says:

    He is dead . . . SHUTUP !

  8. BabyFarts MacGeeSacs says:

    click on the authors name and read just the titles of his other articles… 'snow obama'…. 'megan fox is a man'

    this is foolishness…

  9. suckonthesenuts says:

    He’s alive but this article is fake -.- it would have been all over the news . He ain’t coming back and taking thw risk of actually getting killed . Dumb Faggots

  10. You lot are blind to the reality! Tupac is not dead, do not believe the media who told you he was dead because he was not! You do all know that there was no autopsy for him, that when they claim to have done the autopsy the photo of “2PAC” didn’t even show his face! When he had his “funeral” they kept the coffin shut, don’t you all think that’s abit funny! The name Makaveli was taken from an Italian magician who faked his own death! 2PAC is alive, you best believe that!!

    • Capreon says:

      this is the best comment on here

    • PacLives says:

      Although I do believe Tupac is alive, none of the information you posted about is fact. Makaveli was taken from an Italian magician? "Machiavelli" was an Italian philosopher, not a magician. Tupac did have an autopsy, though the information on the report is skewed; his weight and height are both off. The autopsy picture is all but fake because the Makaveli tattoo is missing from his neck. He did not have a funeral, it was canceled a few hours before the showing, and finally, he was supposedly cremated the day after the autopsy was performed.

      Please, if you're going to post information and spread that Tupac is alive, please, post the correct information. Else people are gonna look it up themselves and think you're trolling them or spreading false hope.

  11. Tom- says:

    I agree with iamjulianbaily

  12. Fabian says:

    Tasmania!

  13. jayb says:

    Julienbailey shut ya mouth. Ya all #disrespecting Pac!! He didn’t get buried on a coffin, hewascremated the day he died. His! Ashes were scattered thon a private beach on Malibu. And then some in his mams garden!! Stop disrespectin the man! Show love.

  14. Sarah says:

    The most stupid article I've ever read…

  15. Pac says:

    U bitch ass motherfuckerz arguin over me, fuck y’all man, im alive n soon u wil c me…

  16. bature says:

    some day we shall see truth. Keep ur head up.

  17. Pac says:

    N fuck diz fake ass wwn shit, i nevr met diz bitchez man.. Firstly apologiz 2 mi family n mi closest frndz, i neva mnt 2 take y’all down diz road, im in S.Africa… B back to end what started… Thug life bitchez

  18. Samuel says:

    I blive dat he s not dead. Makaveli lives on

  19. lil bibbz C by C says:

    Bulsh*t asshole.

  20. jay says:

    Im putting in a req for a hat and goves since this nigga know how to knit……… lets not only show respect to him and his family, but to ourselves as fans… let him rest in peace…….Love u pac

  21. TerryJ says:

    Yeah, and Elvis is still around us too…

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  23. me.com says:

    It's Tasmania, btw and not Tazmania.

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