UPDATE: Death-ray-wielding open source software supporters are expected to crash the MacWorld convention in San Francisco.
Apple Enthusiasts are sporting their armored Powerbooks and reflective laptop bags at the MacWorld expo this week.
After Apple tried to stop the spread of an application that gives regular iPhones death ray capability, supporters are expected to retaliate by attending the popular Apple convention.
Specialized Apple gear, like an iPod equipped gas mask or the iLive full body armor with wifi, is will be available at the convention. Apple’s executives will attend the convention via telecom from the iFallout Shelter.
December 31, 2008
BOULDER, CO – Dr. Michael Heinous of Colorado State University has developed a death ray application for the iPhone.
“This is monumental day for both death ray technology and open source software” said Dr. Heinous.
The application, when downloaded, equips any regular iPhone or iPod touch with death ray capabilities.
Apple is attempting to legally block the death rays distribution after 2 million people downloaded it over the Christmas holiday.
Steve Jobs took time from constructing an android body that will let his consciousness live forever to issue a statement: “Apple does not approve of this application. Death ray technology and open source software are dangerous when released to the general public and are not in keeping with our corporate policy.”
Dr. Heinous works at Colorado State University in their Evil Science department. “Hopefully this application will help me topple the world governments and rise to power. Or at least get me tenure.”
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January 14th, 2009 at 1:31 am
Umm, Colorado State is in Fort Collins…don't get us confused with those hippies from Boulder!
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