AIR FORCE UNVEILS FLYING SAUCER

COLORADO SPRINGS – After years of research, the United States Air Force has unveiled a top-secret air craft – the first U.S. flying saucer!

The flying saucer, which can fly at over 17 times the speed of sound and can exit the earth’s atmosphere on a single tank of fuel, is already being hailed by aerospace engineers as the fastest, most powerful aircraft in the history of manned spaceflight.

“Since the first UFO was spotted flying over American soil, the US Armed Forces have been trying to replicate the awesome powers of the flying saucer,” said Jerome Steeple, a US Air Force spokesman. “Now that power is ours.”

In its first recorded flight attempt, the flying saucer, known in the Air Force as ‘Project X,’ set a new record for the longest supersonic flight in history, flying for ten continuous minutes at a top speed of Mach 17. That’s nearly twice as fast as the previous record setter, the Boeing X-51 WaveRider, which clocked in at a mere Mach 10.

“The technology witnessed today is the culmination of twenty years of hard research,” said William Jacobi, the Air Force’s chief aerospace engineer. “We’ve envied the aliens for the aerospace technology for so long. No we have something that will rival even their best spacecrafts. Alien invasions – bring ‘em on.”

Besides its hypersonic speed and radar invisibility, the Air Force flying saucer is also equipped with dual laser cannons, satellite sensors, multiple machine gun ports, and a full fledged tractor beam.

But the new technology does not come without its fair share of controversy. When asked how the technology for the new ‘Project X’ space craft was discovered, the Air Force remained uncharacteristically tight lipped.

“Project X’s technology is top secret information,” said Air Force Chief of Staff Gen. Nathan A Schwartz. “We cannot disclose anything about where or from what galaxy we received the blueprints.”

Conspiracy theorists across the country believe that the flying saucer might be from another planet.

“That’s alien technology,” said Charles Segowski, a self-proclaimed alien hunter from Carson, Nevada. “The Air Force stole it! I just know it! This whole thing is going to back fire if we don’t give it back to them.”

The Air Force has yet to respond to allegations that their newly unveiled flying saucer was built using alien technology.

Look at the picture. Decide for yourself!

22 thoughts on “AIR FORCE UNVEILS FLYING SAUCER”

  1. they are just covering the ufo sights telling that after 20 years the american air force built that craft. well it looks and sounds a total lie….!! ANOTHER AMERICAN LIE, THE ANYGRAVITY TECH DOES NOT WORK LIKE THAT!!!!

  2. you guys do realize that everything posted on this website is a true, right? I mean after the laser cannons i was sure it was fake. 99% sure at the first sentence.

  3. Just look at the US flag…it has been cut and pasted onto the aircraft using computer editing. Anyone can see that…can't they? What a load of bunkum this is.

  4. _read the truth on my blogs_ ______OK USA JUST LET US SEE IT AS IT DISPLAYS ITSELF IN FLIGHT ALL OVER THE WORLD, THEN WE WILL BELIEVE IT IS TRUE. I CHALLENGE YOU THIS DAY, AND I BET YOU REFUSE MY CHALLENGE

  5. great news but let us see it in flight over the UK and the USA then the sceptics will be proven right or wrong, true or a con

  6. several posts later.and all have not been placed here on the comments. seems to me as if someone is worried about being forund out

  7. WHAT A JOKE !!! Llnticular Re-Entry Vehicle, TR-3B, Now that's interesting stuff ! In August,1964, I saw three Saucer ships fly over my home at 9:30 pm,two nights in a row. They were so high, the only reason you could see them, was because they were reflecting the sun that was down below the horizon, thus dark from my vantage point, but very much lit up @ say 10K TO 50K feet high.

  8. The space agency;NASA does not need expensive rocket fuel;since they have this latest flying sauser,the new propulsion system is so secretive ,that only higher -up officials of the goverment ;must have clearance papers to see it for themselves.the clearance must be signed by the President himself,ther has already been trips out of space with this disk-craft and the military is very elated ,at the sucess of this,flying disk,its weapons are the most advance in the world,the vaporiser,it can shoot an enemy five hundred miles away,through Gps-pin-point technologies,where ever the enemies are;it will pinpoint,its target;miles away,it has its own oxgen ecyler-plant on board.

  9. Ok now one question. it supposed that this saucer is a US military force property but if you pay attention to the "head" of the saucer there is the flag of Netherland! or this is not the "real deal" in the pic?

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