Following Sarah Palin’s emergence on the national stage, the blogosphere lit up with reports that Governor Palin does not actually hail from Wasilla, Alaska but from a planet known as Wazeela.
The tiny planet, which is located some 37,000 miles due east from the Sun, is known to be rich with fossil fuels that lie beneath snow-capped peaks.
Internet reports also cited the particularly short 5-month gestation period of Wazeela females as proof that Palin was, in fact, a Palien.
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[...] McCain/Palin campaign has yet to comment officially on the issue. Palin’s relationship with Wazeela has been investigated before. Share and [...]
[...] McCain/Palin campaign has yet to comment officially on the issue. Palin’s relationship with Wazeela has been investigated before. Share and [...]
palin sucks moose *****
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I oft wondered about the big hairdo bun at the back of her head. Not hair at all, but just covers up her enlongated alien cranium. Thanks WWN!
I wonder if she eats small live companion animals like that chick from ‘V’.
I for one think that if she IS a Palien then she should never have been allowed to enter those beauty competition things!
I mean I don’t want to be seen as Palienist but surely there’s a rule against that sort of thing?
I knew I’d seen her before and I just placed it. I was on a routine abduction and most of us were waiting quietly. Not Sarah, though. She took the unusual stance of outspoken “director” in the O.R. When it was my time for evaluation, Sarah was still shouting at the other abductees (such as: “you good for nothing breeders!” “I’ll shoot you, I’ll shoot you” and something unintelligible — tongues?) The aliens themselves were bewildered by her outbursts and left her alone to act it out until the procedures were finished. Hyped up lady, ready to take the reins even when she has no idea what is going on…never seen anything like it.
lies!!!!!!!!!!!
[...] While all you elitists were getting your election news from the NY Times, MSNBC, and the Huffington Post, the Weekly World News was providing some excellent coverage for us REAL Americans. They were the ones who broke the story on Sarah Palin’s extraterrestrial roots: [...]
I knew it! She must be able to see Russia from Wazeela.
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Well, her daughter is certainly not a "Palienanna", that's for sure!!
Gees nice next you will be posting pictures of President Obama and a Monkey saying he looks like a monkey……
Oh wait that would be disrespectful to your demonic messiah
I see the connection there! Creepy stuff, but the similarity is definitely there!
what's the difference between palin and an alie? I cant tell. they're both evil.
As a forensic pathologist, 7 of the 13 minor anatomical landmarks used in superdermal identification (visual with skin) are so far off that this alien and this governor cannot be related. Pick a better picture for comparison. Like one with obama and a turd.
Hohoho Sarah Palien? You folks make me snort! Peh who would think of such a person to reside on OUR planet? WE SHALL DECLARE WAR ON THIS PLANET OF EARTH! RAWR!
oh my god. this is so fake.
There has to be somebody here who is partially sane besides caleb.
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