More than 90 million Americans have lived past lives on other planets, astounding evidence reveals!

VATICAN CITY – The Vatican hosted a five-day conference to discuss the possibility of alien life!

HOLBROOK, AZ – A group of 21 aliens has taken refuge in the heart of the Petrified Forest National Park – and they’re asking President Obama for asylum!

Scientists say they have found an extraterrestrial cemetery in central Africa that is at least 500 years old!

ROSWELL, NM – “Since that thing returned, it’s been one terrifying encounter after another,” said Col. Mike Andrews.

Experts have proven it – people who have seen UFOs or had close encounters wit aliens are just as sane, sound-minded and responsible as other people!

Aliens are collecting millions in unemployment payments from the government during a recession and working American taxpayers are footing the bill!

MOSCOW – The appearance of a strange ring-shaped cloud has sparked UFO enthusiasts’ interest.

When Christopher Columbus crossed the Atlantic Ocean 517 years ago, he used a map of the New World that could only have been prepared by aliens!

WASHINGTON, DC – NASA bombed the moon this morning, in order to find water beneath the surface!