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NASA CONFIRMS ALIEN INVASION!

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HOUSTON – NASA confirmed today that aliens are invading earth – and they are attacking us because of global warming!

WWN has been the ONLY media source reporting on the ongoing alien invasion.  WWN’s own Frank Lake has been the  top investigative reporter in the world on this issue.  Governments around the globe have been covering up the invasion in order to avoid worldwide panic.  But WWN feels we must report the truth, and if we take peaceful actions now – we can avoid a war with aliens.

As reported here many times, the U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials has confirmed that aliens from Planet Zeeba began invading our planet – in large numbers – in October, 2011.  The U.N. Panel, led by Dr. John Malley, predicts that the invasion will last until December 2015 – at which time earth will be under full control of the aliens from Zeeba.  If we act now, we can co-exist peacefully with the aliens.

In a stunning announcement today, NASA confirmed Frank Lake’s reportage.  ”Aliens have been invading our planet in ever-increasing numbers,” warns a report from NASA.

The reason?

NASA says that rising greenhouse emissions may have tipped off aliens that we are a rapidly expanding threat. “Watching from afar, extraterrestrials have viewed changes in Earth’s atmosphere as symptomatic of a civilization out of control – and are taking drastic action to keep us from becoming a more serious threat,” NASA researchers explain.

Scientists at Pennsylvania State University predict that humans and aliens from Zeeba will make direct contact with each other by the end of 2012.

Jessica Wygal-Markum of NASA’s Planetary Science Division and her colleagues compiled a list of plausible outcomes that could unfold in the aftermath of a close encounter, to help humanity “prepare for actual contact”.

In the report, “When Humans Meet Zeebans,”  the researchers divide alien contacts into three broad categories: beneficial, neutral or harmful.

Beneficial encounters were productive and peaceful meetings held with extraterrestrial intelligence (ETI).  These meetings will help us advance our knowledge and solve global problems such as hunger, poverty and disease.

One of the scientists, Joyti Aggarwalla, thought another beneficial outcome would be humanity triumph over a more powerful alien aggressor, or even being saved by a second group of ETs – possibly from Mars. “In these scenarios, humanity benefits not only from the major moral victory of having defeated a daunting rival, but also from the opportunity to reverse-engineer ETI technology,” the authors write.

Other kinds of close encounters may be less rewarding and leave much of human society feeling indifferent towards aliens. The Zeebans may be too different from us for meaningful communication to take place.  They might invite humanity to join the “Galactic Club” only for us to find the entry requirements to be too bureaucratic and tedious for humans to bother with or the club mascot may have a foul odor or terrify  small children.

The most unappealing outcomes would arise if the aliens from Planet Zeeba caused harm to humanity.  While aliens may arrive to eat, enslave or attack us, the report adds that people might also suffer from being physically crushed or by contracting diseases carried by the visitors. In especially unfortunate incidents, humanity could be wiped out when a more advanced civilisation accidentally unleashes an unfriendly artificial intelligence, or performs a catastrophic physics experiment that renders a portion of the galaxy uninhabitable.

To bolster humanity’s chances of survival, the researchers call for caution in sending signals into space and to send Alien Search Teams across the planet – to peacefully attempt to connect with the aliens.

The authors of the NASA report warn that extraterrestrials may be wary of civilisations that expand very rapidly, as these may be prone to destroy other life as they grow, just as humans have pushed species to extinction on Earth. In the most extreme scenario, aliens might choose to destroy humanity to protect other civilizations.

Let’s hope that humanity makes the right choice and makes peaceful overtures to the aliens amongst us.  If not… well, our days are numbered.

271 Responses to “NASA CONFIRMS ALIEN INVASION!”

  1. Warren says:

    I have only heard of this chrap a couple of weeks ago. Planet Gootan, and Zeeba. What the f())(… Never in my life have i heard such bs. No don't beleive it……….

  2. noshino koruda says:

    this the most stupid article ive ever read.and what is this "GALACTIC CLUB" means.
    im watching of all alien videos, and i know that were not alone in this world, there already here..
    but this article make me say " hey this is stupid " and by the way frank.. thanks for letting me here

  3. shashwath says:

    i am ready to welcome them peacefully if they do live like a good persons..,!

  4. P kei says:

    I am an Earth nationalist (Fasist). You alliens, are not welcomed here,,, you will steal our Jobs, womens, wifes… and you don't have need for money. The competition is unfair.

  5. Nour says:

    Let me clarify an important point about your stupid article that NASA never ever whatsoever claimed being invaded by Aliens. From where are you getting your sources? From planet Zulu. What kind of crack pot do you smoke? Because I’d like to get some.

  6. kishore says:

    If all the details about ET are available why to hide it from the people ,who are not even aware or concern about what is happening .
    Or the powerful countries are planning to control the world economy.

  7. new chat room says:

    Cute post Dee:) As I fitness trainer and runner, my quads were stronger than my hamstrings in the past, but seems as if yoga has balanced my leg strength. I do believe in incorporating such exercises as this! recognize it from p90x…lol…my son got great results from that program…thanks for sharing your success story! Stay strong yogini dee-va;) Peace, MH

  8. Kal Kine says:

    Yes I agreed, I think all bad thing like factory or anything that ruin environment should be banned no more cars!!!!! Unless u know how run car without pollute the Earth that you people are given pollute planet to your next generations how shameful you people who pollute it. Clean up!!! It disgusted to my children and their future! Shame on you people who DON’T care about home you call it Earth. If you don’t care about it GET OFF OUR PLANET!!!

  9. priscilla says:

    If the aliens are so worried about our global warming then I'm sure they have enough intelligence to help solve this problem. Not that I don' t believe anything is possible…….but please come on!!!!

  10. Hi

    this is Scientist Aaryan………..

    i Article was looks so kool. Article giving clear information that Aliens exist, but in this Article NASA conforms Alien exist that may b wrong coz NASA never conform that Alien exist, so what iam telling here iam not sure about NASA , but i can tell Alien exist, i donot have any information about Zeeba planet Aliens,

    c my blog for more information about my reserch UFO Aliens Space news http://www.7puls.blogspot.com

  11. Zeeba! says:

    They should come and go to somalia, lets see if they’ll survive the war and the hard conditions there!

  12. Mother says:

    I don’t know about Zeebans but I do know theres a stagnanting possibility we’re not alone. People will be afraid and divided on their beliefs. Sooner or later we all out grow our cribs. Time

  13. Giridhar says:

    i hope aliens have nice chicks!! what a sore bunch of loosers!!!

  14. Hanatsuki DM says:

    first the end of the world now alien invasion?
    if humanity are to be doom, do it quickly and over with when my life at it prime.

  15. Hanatsuki says:

    first the end of the world now alien invasion?
    if humanity are to be doom, do it quickly and over with when my life at it prime.

  16. Camel says:

    Well. I like how they never post any information about sources on this site. Very convenient, don't you think. I'm a very logical person at heart and… We're not alone in space, that's for sure. Considering the amount of galaxies we can see from earth today. However. I do believe that there would be a whole lot more posting about it online, and definitely more sources posting material about the same thing, no.

    And as the logical person that I am, I'm sure there's a whole lot of profit coming out of this site, which is just riding on humans natural ability to be paranoid. Fun reading though… when you're bored…

  17. Eugene Arnold says:

    This is exactly the hoax crap which leaves authorities confirmed that 95% of the laymen cannot handle the truth, and the alien matter is not being taken seriously by the general populace.
    It’s true the number of authentic UFO sightings have increased being a matter of concern, but this concern should be for the safety of all of us, not an opportunity for cheap jokers to sell their hoaxes.

  18. NWO says:

    The up and coming fake alien invasion … project blue beam ;)

  19. dazz says:

    gootans why travel tens of light years to pick a fight. Man kind have been fighting ever since first human picked up a
    bone and used it as a club so as duke nukem would say come get some

  20. JIMMY B says:

    THIS IS SO STUPID!!!! LOL

  21. ben zeeba says:

    i am from planet zeebah. i come in peace.our advisory board of ooga bujuga looga has stated that humans of earth are not dangerous because they waste too much time on Facebook to accomplish anything

    • lonleychamp says:

      yua wrong .. humans just pass liesure time in facebook.
      yua right tooo.. tat humans are not dangerous..

    • ayesha says:

      ha ha

    • Steve says:

      LOL. If they are coming and make first contact with people wasting time on Facebook I'm sure they will say "WTF" and turn right around…

    • Tyson says:

      ooga bujuga looga??? seriously? xD

    • Ginger says:

      let's hope that we accept the paths that come before us. I know that I fear nothing that comes before me and welcome anyone in open arms. The only fear that I have is society fearing this happening which could lead to us all being wiped out.

    • @linofurtado says:

      Please I'm try to understand .Right Now I'm excited,a little afraid. I mean not afraid of you coming back, and I know you are here .for the resources, the resource is the big one. MY questions is what are these resources you need? Because people here like to make mountain out of rock. I believe your not here to hurts.Can you please send me some feed back. Believe or Every I ask about they look at me (hosipal)

    • THEDON82z1 says:

      LLLLLLLOOOOLLLL – NOW THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!

    • Aynonmus says:

      got to admit he has a point

  22. Amy sam says:

    Is this real I don’t want to get killed or anything or get promed or anything I want to live I am deeply in love with a boy and I want to marry him in the year of 2017 so listen to me aliens if you are reading this please please don’t harm me or do anything to me and please don’t kill me I want to live I want to marry my boyfriend in the year of 2017 please let me live don’t do anything to me I want to marry my boyfriend in the year of 2017 thank you please don’t get me or hurt me please don’t kill me or anything I want to marry my boyfriend in the year of 2017 thank you and yes I’m deeply in love with my boyfriend. Anyway please don’t do that stuff to me thank you.

    • Charlie says:

      Good luck with that…

    • pobbit says:

      dont worry about aliens the thing to worry about is the global insecurity due to climate change being seen around us if you dont know the crops out west arent produsing what they should last year we were 25% below average yield this year its going to be worse…..thats what you need to worry about

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