Lifetime has contracted Lindsay Lohan to play Hillary Clinton in a biopic entitled, “The Bill and Hill Show.”
Opie and Anthony headed for hard-news broadcasts.
Forget about the scientific “facts” drummed into your head by school teachers. Saturn is not a planet – it’s a colossal UFO!
The Mayor of Chicago, Rahm Emanuel, reportedly announced that the city will be renamed. It will now be – Obama City!
PHILADELPHIA – Rabid beavers have killed over 70 residents in the last week.
BRUSSELS – A Belgian artist has created a tribute to Michael Jackson at the annual Blankenberge Sand Sculpture Festival.
A new government program allows couples to “rent” babies before deciding whether to have a child of their own.
A doctor has discovered the body of a tiny, 6-inch alien in Chile
BERLIN — These thieves really have sticky fingers. Yummy sticky fingers.
Hedge fund manager’s brain infested with aliens.