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SAN FRANCISCO, CA - It was revealed this week that cancer survivor and Apple CEO Steve Jobs was undergoing hormone therapy to counteract his notable weight loss. Read more…

WASHINGTON, DC -Obatma’s visit to see his half-brother Barack Obama was shot down by an overzealous security guard. Read more…

BLUE MOUNTAINS, OR – After a spate of high-profile Twitter accounts were hacked, the world’s most famous cryptid became the next victim. Read more…

UPDATE: Death-ray-wielding open source software supporters are expected to crash the MacWorld convention in San Francisco. Read more…

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UPDATE: MACWORLD THREATENED BY DEATH RAY

UPDATE: Death-ray-wielding open source software supporters are expected to crash the MacWorld convention in San Francisco.

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Bat Boy was kind enough to send the Weekly World News staff his holiday card this year. What a nice little bat boy!

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