GIANT POLAR MONSTER ATTACKS CRUISE SHIP!

NOME, Alaska – A cruise in the Bering Strait was recently attacked and sunk under mysterious circumstances. The sole survivor of the assault on the …

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SPACE BALLS FALLING ON MIAMI!

Large metallic balls are falling on Miami. NASA confirms that the alien space balls began falling early last week. They also confirm the space balls …

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BEZOS TO HEAD TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH!

NEW YORK, NY – Jeff Bezos is going to the center of the earth! For years he has been working on his Blue Origin project, …

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BAT BOY PICKS BIGFOOT FOR RUNNING MATE!

ANCHORAGE, AL – Bat Boy has decided on his 2020 running mate. After careful consideration, he has chosen Bigfoot to join him in his independent …

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LA JETPACK OFFICERS TAKEOFF!

LOS ANGELES – Weekly World News exclusive! Sources close to members of the Los Angeles Police Department say that they plan to launch their JetPack …

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STOCK-PICKING CHIMP IS BACK!

“To Err is Simian”  Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp Alas, Uncle Lancelot saw it coming: the stock-picking chimp violated his cardinal rule – “don’t fall in …

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