GWYNETH BUYS WEINSTEIN COMPANY
Gwyneth Paltrow and her eponymous company, Goop, have pulled a swoop and come in to buy the Weinstein Company at the eleventh hour. As a result…
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6-INCH ALIEN
A doctor has discovered the body of a tiny, 6-inch alien in Chile
GOD PARTICLE FOUND IN NEW JERSEY
CAMDEN — Physicists confirmed that they have found the source of our universe – and it’s in New Jersey!
MEXICANS SNEAK ONTO U.S. OLYMPIC TEAM
LONDON – Mexicans slipping onto the U.S. Olympic Team have been granted amnesty and U.S. citizenship.
BLACKBIRDS ATTACK KENTUCKY!
Millions of birds are attacking a small Kentucky city – destroying buildings, parks and injuring thousands of citizens.
MONSTER TITANOBOA IN NEW YORK!
A monstrous sight: a 48-foot-long, 2,500-pound titanoboa snake is headed for Grand Central!
UFO CRASHES IN RUSSIA!
A UFO from Planet Zeeba crashed into Chelyabinsk, Russia last night!
500-HP BUGGY!
A 500 horsepower buggy takes on a one of the world’s most treacherous rock wall – Viagra Hill!
SEA BUTTERFLIES
Sea butterflies discovered off the coast of California.
WOMAN FINDS GIANT KFC BUCKET!
WAYNESBORO, GA – A Georgia woman found a seven-foot tall Kentucky Fried Chicken bucket in her front yard.
