BLACKBIRDS ATTACK KENTUCKY!
Millions of birds are attacking a small Kentucky city – destroying buildings, parks and injuring thousands of citizens.
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MONSTER TITANOBOA IN NEW YORK!
A monstrous sight: a 48-foot-long, 2,500-pound titanoboa snake is headed for Grand Central!
MARIANNE WILLIAMSON PICKS COMEDIAN AS RUNNING MATE
Coming off her big debate win last night in Detroit, Marianne Williamson, has decided to take the bold step of picking her Vice Presidential running mate for her 2020 run for the White House.
FBI ARREST BAT BOY AT NYC COMEDY CLUB
Last night the FBI finally got their mutant! They rushed into Stand Up NY, a popular comedy club on the Upper West Side, and arrested Bat Boy!
SATURN IS A GIANT UFO!
Forget about the scientific “facts” drummed into your head by school teachers. Saturn is not a planet – it’s a colossal UFO!
BOOK YOUR ONE-WAY TRIP TO MARS!
Thousands are lining up for a one-way trip to Mars! Book your flight now! A Dutch company is establishing a human colony on Mars. The non-profit organization,…
GLOBAL COOLING THREATENS EARTH!
Shocked scientists told reporters that the Earth is cooling at a dramatic and alarming rate.
SUPER HONEY CURES ALL WOUNDS!
A super honey has been produced that appears to cure all wounds and infections! The bio-engineered product Surgihoney was tested on babies, new mothers, cancer patients…
CRAZY ANTS ATTACK!
DALLAS — Crazy, biting ants invade by the millions – and kill by the hundreds!
GOD PARTICLE FOUND IN NEW JERSEY
CAMDEN — Physicists confirmed that they have found the source of our universe – and it’s in New Jersey!
