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RIHANNA BACK TOGETHER WITH CHRIS BROWN

LOS ANGELES – Rihanna and Chris Brown are reportedly a couple again. She has forgiven him.

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STUDY: YOGA CAUSES MENTAL ILLNESS

CAMBRIDGE, U.K. – A large new study done by scientists at Cambridge University prove that yoga helps lower back pain but causes mental illness.

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Bat Boy heads to Nation’s Capital to bring his mutant-y goodness to the Catholic University of America!

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U.S. OPENS ALIEN DEFENSE HEADQUARTERS

DAVENPORT, WA – The U.S. has opened an alien defense command center to protect America from the Gootans.

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NEVADA – Prostitutes in Nevada are campaigning for Ron Paul and they are holding fundraising events at the Bunny Ranch.

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