Hundreds of witches were arrested in Kansas this week. They violated Kansas City airspace.
WASHINGTON — The sun is bombarding Earth with radiation from the biggest solar storm ever.
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) confirmed that mermaids exist and that they are growing in numbers.u
The White House announced today that due to the increasing number of scandals – reporters will not be allowed at The White House until further notice.
Ice tsunamis slam Minnesota!
The White House reportedly announced that President has taken full control of the internet – issuing an Executive Order to do so.
Vice president caught making flyers on shared copier.
African land snails are attacking thousands of Texans!
President Obama is planning a massive outdoor concert this summer in upstage New York.
Charles Ramsey, who saved three girls that had been missing for ten years, has been declared a national hero!