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SAN FRANCISCO, CA - It was revealed this week that cancer survivor and Apple CEO Steve Jobs was undergoing hormone therapy to counteract his notable weight loss. Read more…

WASHINGTON, DC -Obatma’s visit to see his half-brother Barack Obama was shot down by an overzealous security guard. Read more…

BLUE MOUNTAINS, OR – After a spate of high-profile Twitter accounts were hacked, the world’s most famous cryptid became the next victim. Read more…

UPDATE: Death-ray-wielding open source software supporters are expected to crash the MacWorld convention in San Francisco. Read more…

SAVAGE, MN - The Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback has more going for him than just skills. Read more…

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Posted 2009-01-06RICKY GERVAIS FATTY FEUD

RICKY GERVAIS FATTY FEUD

LOS ANGELES, CA – Following a New Year’s telethon for pets in need, Tonya The World’s Fattest Cat had a falling out with co-host Ricky Gervais.

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Opinion

ED ANGER RETURNS

My America, the America I know and love has been in a coma. For too long it has been asleep at the wheel… the wheel of a foreign-made car. It’s time to wake up and tell the rest of the world to GET OFF OUR LAWN!!!

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UPDATE: MACWORLD THREATENED BY DEATH RAY

UPDATE: Death-ray-wielding open source software supporters are expected to crash the MacWorld convention in San Francisco.

BAT BOY’S HOLIDAY CARD

Bat Boy was kind enough to send the Weekly World News staff his holiday card this year. What a nice little bat boy!

SARAH PALIN’S CHRISTMAS CARD

The Anonymous group has once again hacked into Sarah Palin’s e-mail account and provided Weekly World News with the first look at her upcoming Christmas card!

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