Washington, DC – Top government officials have confirmed that after 2025 years of naming years one after another, what has started out as 2026 will be renamed YEAR 1. Ed Figuera, head of the Dept. of Government Chronology said, “Every year billions of people around the world gather in public and count down the ending … READ MORE
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“We’ve finally wrested control of Christmas from the heathen hordes,” boasted long-time social protestor Timothy O’Blivious to this WWN correspondent. “Now, we’re taking on New Year’s.” O’Blivious has fought long and hard in the War on Christmas. “First, we managed to get the ‘X’ out of Christmas. Remember that crap? Merry Xmas.” To make his … READ MORE