AMERICA’S OLDEST OUTLAW PACK NOW HISTORY The leader of Werewolves On Wheels, America’s oldest outlaw biker gang, sits outside a bowling alley in Barstool, California and sighs. His name is Lonny Talbot and he’s joined by three of his pack members, Fielding, Buckshot and Mel. “It’s hard to let go of it all,” says Lonny. … READ MORE
The rhythmic beauty of Irish step dancing combined with the thrill of chainsaws. Loch Lohan, Ireland – Each year, the neighboring towns of Barry and Redmond held spearate festivals on the same weeekend. The centerpiece of Redmond’s celebration was “Texas Chainsaw Masters,” a cutting edge sport involving juggling and sculpting with power blades. Barry, on … READ MORE
Has Ph.D. Ape Met His Match! Introducing Professor Kong! But Is He Real? Ph.D. Ape, the super-intelligent primate and current campaign manager for Bat Boy’s presidential bid, was used to being the smartest guy in the room. And then one day he found himself in a room with someone smarter. “I was at work, at … READ MORE
Since March, when quarantine began, piano man extraordinaire Sal Donato has co-written more than a dozen pandemic-themed songs with his trusty lyricist Boyce Day, who is also a WWN reporter The pair’s most recent offering, “Modern World,” is the song to end all songs. “Literally,” said Sal. “Yep,” said Boyce. “We’ve said all we can … READ MORE
“WHY SHOULD GODZILLA MAKE ALL THE MONEY?” Scotland’s Loch Ness is most famous for its legendary and very reclusive monster. But all that is about to change. Nessie has signed a three-picture deal with Disney. Rising up out of the murky Loch waters, Nessie faces the official WWN dinghy, accompanied by her lawyer in another … READ MORE
A SLICE OF LIFE August 11 was just like any other day. Nicholas Ricci drove his Volkswagen into the parking lot of Round House, the pizza restaurant he has owned since 1994. “It’s not upscale,” he says, “but it’s not just a joint. We have sit-down service and even a little wine.” That day, a … READ MORE
HE DOVE ACROSS A LARGE STREAM, FOUGHT THE BEAST OFF WITH HIS BARE HANDS! If you are looking for good news these days, here is a story of bravery that will warm your heart. Late yesterday afternoon, near Great Barrington, Massachusetts in the Berkshires, Joe C. was walking his chickens when he heard two young … READ MORE
“THEY’RE EVEN MORE ACCURATE!” SAYS DISCOVERER EDITOR’S NOTE: Like all major publications, Weekly World News receives many unsolicited letters, ransom demands and badly photo-shopped pictures of celebrities engaging in bestiality. About a year ago, WWN received a badly typed booklet purportedly containing the prophecies of Nostradamus’ younger brother, Bob. The man who sent the letter, … READ MORE
“THE LINE WILL BE SAFE, AFFORDABLE AND FRISKY,” SAYS DESIGNER. Internationally acclaimed haute couture fashion designer Prince Jean-Pierre Finkelè of the award winning Maison de merde group is planning a new, affordable line of fashions that will be stylish but also effective in the fight against the Covid-19 virus. “There’s no way to avoid that … READ MORE
We all grew up watching the older monster films that Hollywood used to churn out. Silly attempts at horror, fake blood, performers in rubber suits. But you may have noticed that recently the special effects have gotten much more realistic. That’s because they are real! Weekly World News sat down with Dunough McTrough to discuss this situation. … READ MORE