WASHINGTON, DC – The President is urging small businesses and communities to create unusual new jobs to help the economy.
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TIGER WOODS MISTRESSES
MIAMI, FL – Weekly World News uncovers the truth behind Tiger Woods mistresses. His wife went on a rampage that destroyed half of Disney World.
OBAMA'S AFGHANISTAN PLAN
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama addressed the nation last night about his plan for Afghanistan, but Weekly World News has uncovered the secret details.
TIGER WOODS CAR CRASH PHOTOS
ORLANDO, FL – Tiger Woods refuses to give details about crashing his car and the injuries he received over the weekend. But investigation shows he was beat up by his half-alien wife!
CYBER MONDAY HISTORY
NEW YORK, NY – Today marks the shopping holiday called Cyber Monday, which is also the biggest holiday of the robot year.
BLACK FRIDAY CROWDS
KANSAS CITY, OK – With the economy still in recovery, Wal-Mart and other stores are using hypnosis to keep people buying!
ADAM LAMBERT AMA VIDEO
Adam Lambert shocked America with his performance at the AMAs. Christian groups are demanding the FCC take serious action.
LOU DOBBS PRESIDENTIAL RUN
NEW YORK, NY – Lou Dobbs has confirmed he will be running for President in 2012, on the Unashamedly Xenophobic ticket.
LEVI JOHNSTON PLAYGIRL PHOTOS
LOS ANGELES, CA – Photos have emerged from the Levi Jonnston’s Playgirl photo shoot. In them he makes subtle references to supporting Obama.
GIULIANI RUNNING FOR SENATE
NEW YORK, NY – Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani is preparing to run for Senate in 2010, and President in 2012.