MILWAUKEE, WI – Residents in the Midwest were treated to a spectacular visual spectacle – no fireworks were used!
Gerry Dorsey
WHOLE FOODS RACIST ANNOUNCEMENT
EDGEWATER, NJ – Customers at a very popular supermarket received an unexpected announcement!
DEPUTY TASERS HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS
LEADVILLE, CO – A high school career fair did not work out as planned thanks to one deputy!
SUPERTASKERS
SALT LAKE CITY, UT – Psychologists have concluded a study that reveals a unique gift in a small percentage of people!
WINSTON THE DOG
CHATTANOOGA, TN – A misbehaved canine has been spared by a judge and ordered to obedience classes!
DINOSAUR EXTINCTION CLARIFIED
NEW YORK, NY – Scientists have reached a conclusion in what caused the demise of the dinosaur!
MEGAN FOX TALKS SEX
LOS ANGELES, CA – The sexiest star in Hollywood has revealed her “number” and it might surprise many!
SARAH PALIN PLANS TRIP TO THE MOON
WASILLA, AK – The former governor of Alaska has decided that a family vacation to the moon will do wonders for the Palin family!