A Foolproof Plan It had been a summer by the time Glen and I arrived in California. Glen and I were exhausted, and our funds were running low. Needless to say, the Golden State would be our last stop. Other than a taste of fame and glamor, we came to California in search of the … READ MORE
Finding Samuel The dry heat of southern Texas was an appreciated change from the Louisiana swamp. Glen and I arrived in Texas in search of the chupacabra, a reptilian beast known for its appetite for farm animals. Apparently, chupacabras don’t discriminate; they’re known to eat anything from chickens to cows. However, goats are their favorite. … READ MORE
Doing Our Research We flew to Connecticut in search of the state’s infamous Melon Heads. Understandably disturbed by our disastrous encounter in Mississippi, Glen and I decided to do our research this time. After poking around the depths of the internet, we gathered a few key details about the Melon Heads, small humanoids with disproportionately … READ MORE
Arrival in Pascagoula As relatively inexperienced teleporters, Glen and I were understandably nervous upon our arrival in Mississippi. Although we were relieved to have escaped the skunk ape and its stench, we were anxious about our journey through the magnolia state without a car. Thankfully, the skunk ape had dropped us by the side of … READ MORE
PLATTSBURGH, NY – Everyone knows, The Lake Champlain Monster, the dinosaur-like creature known as Champ, But few know his cousin, Jeff. Unlike Champ, Jeff didn’t inherit the dinosaur gene, But as the lore goes, Jeff is a talented shape-shifter. For now, it seems Jeff’s chosen form is that of abalding middle-aged man. Jeff is far … READ MORE