SCIENTISTS DISCOVER EMOJI BUGS!
DID THE INVENTORS STEAL THEM FROM NATURE? Scientists discovered a new species of life in the lower levels of the earth’s soil—and they may look familiar! The team of scientists … READ MORE
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BRAD PITT HAS BEEN LIVING WITH MATT DAMON’S NOSE SINCE 1999 – AND VICE VERSA!
Lady Sees All After Lightning Strike “The world is preoccupied with so many other matters.” Mary Denford is sitting on the trunk of her car, smoking a Pall Mall. “It started … READ MORE
PORTAL TO HECK!
Ordinary Household Mirror Opens to Not-ToO-Bad Dimension! The Miller family of St. Paul, Minnesota, noticed something strange about the mirror in an upstairs bathroom. “It would shimmer when you looked … READ MORE
GOOTANS OFFER CORONAVIRUS ADVICE
They’ve dealt with it before! The world is in the grips of coronavirus fever. Every day brings updated numbers of those infected, and breathless stories about clusters where the virus … READ MORE
POPULAR ALIEN TELEVISION SHOW CANCELED!
GOODBYE, OPTION EIGHT! GOOTAN FAVORITE IS OVER! Option Eight, the popular television comedy that transfixed generations of viewers, was canceled last week. If you didn’t hear about it, that’s no … READ MORE
GODZILLA BATTLES MOTHRA… FROM SIX FEET AWAY!
MONSTERS GOTTA MONSTER! Godzilla and Mothra have tangled again and again over the years. In 1964, the giant moth was getting the best of the giant lizard but was eventually … READ MORE
SKIPPING STRAIGHT TO 8G
Get Ready For Speed! The big winner at this year’s Device and Technology Expo (DTE), held in late February, wasn’t a new phone, or a smart TV, or a video … READ MORE
INVISIBLE BIBLE FOUND AT BOTTOM OF SEA!
GUIDE TO LIFE! Scientists descending to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean in a new bathysphere were expecting to find something, maybe even something shocking. “It seems like every time … READ MORE
WHO WILL PLAY “THE VIRUS”?
The Race Is On In Tinseltown Hollywood has always done its best to deal with national crises, and over the years, the time-frame has shrunk. Vietnam movies became popular in … READ MORE
TIMES SQUARE TIME TRAVELER REVEALS… “HUMANITY SURVIVES”
A man standing in the middle of Times Square isn’t usually news. But when it happened Monday, in the thick of the coronavirus quarantine, it attracted at least mild interest. … READ MORE