Tag Archives: Governor Rick Scott
KILLER RACCOONS IN FLORIDA!
MERRITT ISLAND, FL – Wild, vicious raccoons are attacking citizens in Kiwanis Island Park.
FLORIDA ADDS TWO HOURS TO EVERY DAY
TALLAHASSEE, FL – Florida State Senate votes to add two extra hours to everyday to help close the state’s $3.6 billion deficit.
FLORIDA SECEDES!
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Stay home and freeze: Florida secedes!



