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CRISTIANO RONALDO MISTAKEN FOR “THE SITUATION”


NEW YORK, NY – The soccer diva that is Cristiano Ronaldo isn’t as big as he’d hoped in the States!

Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the best players in the world’s most popular sport. He was one of the many players showcased in the world’s biggest tournament – the World Cup. He has been linked romantically to countless beauties such as Kim Kardashian and current supermodel girlfriend, Irina Shayk. Despite all of that, Ronaldo just doesn’t have the same impact here in America.

The NY Post reports that one diner at Kenmare restaurant mistook Ronaldo for a “Jersey Shore” castrate. As he walked into the dining room Wednesday, sporting a snug black shirt and pale slacks, one diner exclaimed, “Oh my God, it’s The Situation!” The diner was referring to Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, the man who claims his abs are capable of stopping girls in their tracks. He’s also known for his “creeping” antics – aggressively pursuing women.

Having been eliminated from the World Cup, Ronaldo is vacationing in New York with his Russian girlfriend, Shayk.

Add that to Ronaldo’s increasing list of headlines recently. Not only did Ronaldo just become a father, but reports are swirling that he paid for his child. The Real Madrid superstar shelled out a staggering $17 million to buy the mother’s silence and to keep custody of the child.

“The Situation” has not commented on the situation. Perhaps because of three reasons – he doesn’t know who Ronaldo is, he can’t locate Portugal on a map or he’s out filming sweet commercials.

8 Responses to “CRISTIANO RONALDO MISTAKEN FOR “THE SITUATION””

  1. Felgar says:

    Of course he doesnt know where Portugal is… as all the americans an ignorant.

    • Bigfan says:

      You probably don't even know who Bat Boy is, from West Virginia just incase you didn't know
      Try checking out his life story Going Mutant

    • Kayla says:

      Ignorant? It's not our fault he didnt get that famous so none of us know who the heck he is.

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  6. chelsea says:

    maybe all americans "an" ignorant but at least we can spell

    and I happen to be american and falo portugues. so suck it.

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