WASHINGTON, DC – First Lady Michelle Obama is going ahead with plans to change the color of the White House for the first time in history – by painting it green!
The scheme might sound like a joke, but insiders insist it’s all too true.
According to those sources, Mrs. Obama believes that the change of color will reflect the new tone of President Barack Obama’s administration of energy and environmental conservation.
“Mrs. Obama is intent on creating a diversion to take the focus of the financial crisis off the President and painting the White House green certainly seems to fit the bill,” said one source with close ties to the Oval Office.
“Not so apparent, but equally important, is what the First Lady herself has to gain from it. If she can change the color of the White House – which is the oldest pubic building in Washington and has been home to every president since John Adams in 1800 – she can do anything. And if the public believes she can do anything, her chances of becoming America’s first female president in the future will increase dramatically.
“That possibility has factored heavily in her decision to make an issue of the color of the White House. And because she knows that her plans will be thwarted if she makes them public prematurely, she intends to put the project in motion behind the scenes. By the time the media and public find out, it will be too late to do anything about it. The White House will be green. Mrs. Obama wil take the credit. And when the furor dies down, she will be remembered as the woman who changed one of the most important and revered symbols in our nation’s history.”
Mrs. Obama bristled but managed to maintain her silence when queried about the allegations. Not surprisingly, White House spokesmen followed her lead, declining to comment on the report in any form whatsoever.
“Official silence is expected but it’s an odds-on bet that the White House will soon be known as the Green House,” said the source. “The only thing holding Mrs. Obama back at this point is the choice of shade. From what I understand, she is torn between grass green and hunter green. When she decides, painters will show up at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue with brushes, ladders and scaffolds and start painting.”
President Obama’s response to the plan is not known. In fact, he might not even know about it, sources say. “Mr. Obama gives his wife a free reign so it’s doubtful that he will stand in her way,” one insider said.
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HAHAHA painting the white house green, that would be funny. Nice page, i like it!
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Why doesn't Bat Boy visit the White House??? Why hasn't the Prez invited him yet?
you have got to be kidding me, this is a joke right? Where is tradition? What is happening to America? This should NOT be ALLOWED, it has gone TOO FAR!!
i heard that it was gonna be stucco. it lasts longer.
RIDICULOUS! These liberals have gone waaaaaaaaaaay too far with this! What's next? Growing a jungle in the Oval Office? Smoking dope with Osama at Camp David? This madness has got to be stopped. IMPEACH OBAMA BEFORE MICHELLE PAINTS THE WHITE HOUSE GREEN!!!!
too late. and barack is now painting the town red as well 🙁
but why green? i think a nice rainbow would be best, i mean, they ARE liberals lolz
I do not believe that First Lady Michelle Obama would ever even entertain such a ludicrous suggestion from anyone. The Whitehouse belongs to the United States of America and its legal citizens that have voting rights. The Whitehouse is a National Historical Institution along with the Capital Building, the Pentagon and our American Flag. To change the color of the Whitehouse would be an act of blasphemy against America and its citizens (its taxpayers). This type of act would have to be voted upon by the Citizens of the United States and then be put before such bodies as the House of Representatives, Congress, the Senate and the President … which would cost the United States of America/taxpayers over one billion dollars. No, I do not envision First Lady Obama as being that kind of a looney tune. Time to change this channel and … "That's All Folks!" Sentimental Me
RIDICULOUS! I think this is just another excuse to spend more taxpayers' dollars like they have been doing. It may be a game in which one of them can spend more money faster.
Yes, the White House belong to the USA and not to the "reigning" president. Michelle Obama is called a First Lady only because she happens to have been married to the man that was elected to be president, not because the voters liked her decorating sense. It seems that every woman that gets to the White House can hardly wait to spend millions like the husband and change the decoration as well as her expensive dresses.
It would be nice if it were as easy as changing the channel, rewind and convince some honest people that really have interest in bettering the country to run for the presidency, but it seems that any honest, decent and unselfish human being has more common sense than getting involved in politics. So, what do we have left?
hey NOOOO i dont think she shouldnt be allowed to do what she pleases this is a white house and a historic landmark since george washington was here and since 1800 and noo she cannot paint it green she is trying to make it look dumb and stupid i dont care what people say i dont approve it this has GONE TOOOOO FAR AMERICA IS ABOUT TO BE PUNISHED AND AMERICA IS NOW BEING EVIL with socialism and worse who wants those obama's in there anyway they need to leave AND GO HOME WHERE THEY CAME FROM OUT!!!!! OF THE WHITE HOUSE I WANNA SEE HIM IMPEACHED for his and her inexperience and lack of respect for the american people yeah some joke she is well she is THE JOKER ON HER CARD not us i say we leave the white house as it is in its historic state as it is since the 1800's
RIDICULOUS, OF COURSE!!! What kind of idea is this??? This is AMERICA with religious freedom for ALL RELIGIOUS DENOMINATIONS, not only ONE religion! I definitey agree with Artsynew that "the White House belong to the USA and not to the "reigning" president." Changing the American tradition will destroy us all!! People from all over the world came to America for their freedom/ No more taxpayers' dollars for painting the White House green.
Green is not the American color. Red, Blue, and White are the true American colors and they should remain loyal, not green. Does this mean the American flag would change from the traditional red, blue, and white colors to green color??? NO WAAAYYYY!!!!!
<a href="http://www.Greenhouse.gov” target=”_blank”>www.Greenhouse.gov HAHA!
NO ,Do not paint White house Green, When there telling the American people they should
paint there roof White. Another reason White House should be left alone.
itz all idiotic !!!!!! now america get strucked in the hands of monkies……..THE COLOR WHITE REPS PEACE ND HOLINESS BT NW ????????????????
IF NATION FORGETS THE LORD JESUS THEN HE TOOOOOOO …….DATS Y NW OUR MIGHTY NATION LACKS IN ALL THE WARDS
EXCELLENT IDEA! NO ONE SHOULD BE OFFENDED. EITHER its O.K. TO DO THIS (or) WHITE people are TRULY racist and still pro-slavery. We can't get REPARATONS and with "FREEDOM OF SPEECH" allowing folks like Rush Limbaugh to degrade OUR PEOPLE,surely the change of PAINT COLOR would only be positive sign that TODAY's UNITED STATES is TRULY for ALL RACES. Besides it represents the only REAL interest that the U.S. stands for $$$$$ Money & Power…….
wooowww… do ppl really believe this! lol
Unbelievable that there are actually people stupid enough to believe this story. Critical thinking seems to be a lost art.
there is no way she is going to paint it green! come on