WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama reportedly said The U.S. Constitution is out-of-date, so he is ripping it up and writing a new one.
President Barack Obama reportedly told reporters last night that the U.S. Constitution has become a hindrance to progress in America. “The document is so out-dated, that it is now becoming a hindrance to governing the country.”
Obama has signed an Executive Order voiding the U.S. Constitution. “We need to move forward. We need change.”
Obama reportedly said he has already drafted a new constitution and that Americans “will love what I came up with.” Insiders say Obama is keeping a lot of old elements from the original constitution “he’s just making it better, bringing it into the 21st century,” said White House Spokesman, Jay Carney.
Many Democrats said that President Obama was a constitutional scholar and probably the only President – since the Founding Fathers – who is qualified to change the Constitution.
“President Obama knows more about the Constitution than any man who has ever lived,” said Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi. “It’s about time we change that document and we are lucky to have President Obama to do it.”
Republicans, of course, were outraged that Obama would even consider changing the constitution, and they vowed to fight. “We will fight this to the bitter end,” said Speaker of the House, John Boehner, “there’s no way we are going to let the Constitution of the United States be altered even a little bit. If there are changes to be made to the Constitution it should be done the appropriate way – through amendments and we think Paul Ryan and Eric Cantor are the ones to make any changes.”
Insiders say the new Constitution will look a lot like the constitutions of Kenya, France and Soviet Russia.
There are many, many changes in the New U.S. Constitution, but here are a few of the highlights.
1) SUPREME COURT – Will now have 11 members, which reflects the growing U.S. population. President Obama will appoint two new members immediately. The President can name a new justice without the approval of Congress.
2) EXECUTIVE FINANCIAL POWER – The President will have the power to unilaterally enact any financial policy he chooses, without approval of Congress. He must inform them, but they can not “stop” the President from promoting his (or her) agenda.
3) LOBBYISTS – They will now be outlawed. There will be no more lobbyists in Washington. However, there are some exemptions outlined in the New Constitution” : Trial Lawyers, National Education Association and unions. They will all be able to lobby.
4) REPRESENTATION – California, New York and Illinois will double the number of representatives in Congress – permanently. “The President feels that the smartest people in the country live in these states, so they should be over-represented,” said a White House spokesperson.
5) GUNS & RELIGION – Both will be banned in the United States.
When I hear this on the Blaze, from Glenn Beck, I will believe it. Something this radical could not escape him.
COME OUT DEFEATED devils. http://www.raymartin.org
lmao!
Actually I hate to say this, but Clause 3 and Clause 5 are actually good ideas….
Really,Come to get my guns and Bible they will cary you out in a bag.
Guns,Guts and Glory made America the greatest country on the planet. Guns guts and Glory will restore her to that position again. If you are so stupid that you want to bad all guns in America,I want to warn you of this.For every registered gun here there are 100 unregistered ones. So try to take my legal ones.We the People will never turn in our only way of protection. So you RAD can go to hell.Try to take my guns I will give you a free ticket!!!!!
This man is totally insane
No, his supporters are insane for electing him..
Barbie, Watch-man – are you BOTH so gullible that you believe this? Get a grip, it's SATIRE. I.e. joke, funny, made-up, haha, fake, humorous … understand?
Agreed. Why does the VP and congress refuse to adhere to their elected responsibilities their duties under the XXV Amendment to our "chicken scratched” Constitution. People let’s face it there is only one peaceful way out of this, use the weapon our Forefathers gave us the Constitution. Call your congressperson and let them know now any increase to the debt limit will not go favorable at their next election. When we are long gone the country is still our Children’s thank god.Make your elected officials get there books in order by starting what they already approved "EDIT THE FED". Let’s start now by tighten our belts and don’t forget who our friends are NOW who our Enemies. Are now. A one time restructure of debts renegotiate interest rates and honor our debts. And SWEAR it shall not happen again Then clean house due process and what ever else we can do LEAGALLY can do and try and leave it better then when you received it
This may be our last hope. Send this guy a few dollars to stop Obama.
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Oh, boy! I can't wait for this new and improved constitution! Let's face it, folks: that old rag that our forefathers chicken scratched on (seriously, didn't those guys have any handwriting classes back then?) is antiquated and nonsensical in this modern world of ours!
Also, I think that the new constitution should be written on an iPad.
Hey johnny w. any man who want stand up and defend the present constitution that our forefathers wrote is either anti american. or a coward.I only wish we still had those men here to run this country.i could sure lay down and sleep better at night knowing our country was in good hands again.Im american by birth and southern by the grace of God.and Almighty God is who ill worship band or no band on religion. as far as a band on guns.I own several. im also a member of the American Rifleman association.and I will always defend the 2 ammendment of the constitution.and when they come to take my guns. they"ll have to pry em from my cold dead fingers.
WOW, you idiots are incredibly stupid. This is a fake story, dumb-dumbs.
censorship ….i know i know what is the first ammendment
just awesome!
Although the storyis obviously fake, the concept it presents is as real as can be. IT'S NOT TOO FAR-FETCHED TO BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE THOSE IN THE ADMINISTRATION WORKING TOWARD THIS VERY END. STAY ALERT!
what kind of crap is this??????? who gives him the right to BANNED RELIGION….WE SHOULD HAVE THE RIGHT TO WORSHIP WHO WE WANT!!!!!!! PERIOD THIS IS GOD'S COUNTRY NOT OBAMA!!!!!!!!! SURE HE HAS GOOD IDEAS TO BETTER THE COUNTRY BUT LEAVE OUR RELIGION OUT OF IT!!!!!!!!
It would be funny if царь Оввма did not actually want such things to happen and had not expressed such wishes on http://www.ria.ru
[...] the sad … disgusting direction our nation has chosen. Our President is on record professing his desire to “improve” the US Constitution that has stood for 236 years. He speaks pleasant sounding words of “fair distribution” [...]
LEE HARVEY OSWALD WHERE AREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU?
[...] Doesn't surprise me in the least bit OBAMA TO WRITE NEW U.S. CONSTITUTION | Weekly World News [...]
this is a load of fucking bullshit. don't fix what isn't broken. it isn't outdated, it's that way for a reason. I'll say the same thing I said when his dumb ass got re- elected, HE will be what causes the 'end of the world.' Not the mayans, not the antichrist. OBAMA! Support his ass then. Bet you won't.
This is the most ignorant sh*t I've ever heard. Get off the internet.
I'll recommend that readers of this site educate yourselves– When you pass off fiction as fact (like every line in quotes in this article), you only hurt your cause. The rest of the country sees you eat up nosense like this, and immediately dismisses you as ignorant– So no one will be listening when you say something valid and useful.
hey Nanccy. .thanks!. .said eloquently and so true. .nutsacs come in all sizes.. this is the biggest gathering I have ever seen! LOL Some of these just may be our neighbors? Now how damned scary is that? LOL thanks again..
What the hell? No religion?!
What a bunch of dumb, IGNORANT and PARINOID bunch of idiots that actually believe any part of this story. Do you even BEGIN to know the Constituion and how it works or are just too stupid to understand.
What is wrong with you jackasses?
I hear he getting the Batboy to help him rewrite..lmao
Does anyone read other websites? The constitution has been changed since 1933 anyway we are NOT under it at all since then. Do some searches instead of just getting riled over one post. OH as far as guns without religion there won't be anything to fight or kill over !!!
you are an idiot. you say with out guns and religion there would be nothing to kill for. Wars where going on long before guns where even made. and there are more reasons to go to war over then religion, like land, power, political standings. The civil war was not about religion, world war II was not about religion. Vietnam had nothing to do with religion. People do not need religion or guns as an excuse to kill each other.
ps if you're going to comment on something that requires a little intelligences, know what you're talking about, at least a little bit.
WHAT GOOD IS QUOTING FRACTION FROM CONSTITUTION TO HOW TO CHANGE IT IF ALMOST ALL THE POLITICIANS ARE CROOKED, IS WHY RON PAUL SAID PURPOSE OF GOVERNMENT IS TO PROTECT YOUR LIBERTIES AND YOUR RIGHTS AND FOR TAX TO BE VOLUNTARY AND NOT FORCED NOR COERCED AND THERE TO BE ONLY ONE TAX THAT IS SALES TAX AND ALL OTHER TAXES AND FEES AND PERMITS AND LICENSES AND REGISTRATION COSTS ARE ILLEGAL AND IMMORAL AND ALSO UN-CONSTITUTIONAL. AND, THE CONSTITUTION WAS ALREADY CHANGING AFTER IT WAS PASSED, IN BITS AND PIECES OVER TIME ! THAT IS WHY YOU HAD PROPERTY TAX AFTER THE BRITISH LEFT THE COLONIES CONTROLLED BY THE EVIL ZIONISTS IS WHO ALSO PULLED THE STRING IN EUROPE TO MAKE MONARCHY LOOK BAD SO THAT THE PEOPLE WOULD REVOLT AGAINST THE MONARCHY WAS TRICKED INTO DOING STUPID THINGS AND THAT WAS BECAUSE ZIONISTS WERE IN CHARGE BEHIND THE SCENES DESTROYING GOVERNMENT. &, YOUR COMMON SENSE OUGHT TO TELL YOU NEVER TRUST ANY GOVERNMENT, BECAUSE ALL OF THE GOVERNMENTS ARE CONTROLLED BY THE EVIL OR/AND STUPID ZIONISTS ARE ALL IDIOT SAVANTS !!!!!!
Holy crap! You don't have any guns do you? What a nutbag! LOL
OMG REALLY ………What are people thinking ?
The new constitution is already in work. Mr David Wynn Miller made this who is a 92 degree mason. The new world is since last year in work. See the internet, see the strange things are going on. Laws no longer valid and heavy contracts are renewed.
This is the most stupid thread I have ever read!. Did you know the senator that introduced this has done so every two years since 1977? This is something that was NEVER part of the ORIGINAL Constitution.. How many terms was President Roosevelt elected? 4.. that is FOUR~! The 22nd Ammendment was put in the Constitution AFTER that.. and President Obama did NOT introduce this.. you are so wrong! LOL I think the contrails that the government is salting with mind altering drugs have come to your town!!! LOL jerkoffs